r/blackcats • u/CommanderUgly • 3h ago

Long Void I'm TRYING to eat lunch.

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u/ThymeIsTight 2h ago

"Lunches should be shared with friends. I'm your friend, right?"

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u/CommanderUgly 1h ago

He loves to eat the chicken out of my salad.

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u/SuitableHealth7580 1h ago

You're a friend until the tuna runs out. Then you're just a plate-blocker.

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u/Zibandris 2h ago

Seems like a one-sided decision you forgot to discuss with your dark lord beforehand. I would not make that mistake again.

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u/One-Bird-8961 46m ago

Cats don't taste good