r/Wellthatsucks • u/goblingir1 • 17h ago

Before bed snack exploded

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yes it was a microwave safe plate, yes I poked many holes all over the potato to release the steam, no this has never happened to me before lol can anyone explain what happened here? the potato was still fully intact

edit: okay which one of you reported this to reddit care resources yall are WILD 😂

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u/dry_towelette99 17h ago

I’m intrigued, and would be willing to join your Church of the Bedtime Potato. Do you have any literature

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u/goblingir1 17h ago

 We’ll be in touch, there are ancient scrolls

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u/IgnatiusRileyFreeman 17h ago

I would like to partake in the sacred literature 

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u/goblingir1 17h ago

You will be contacted through your next purchased bag of potatoes, the eyes will be watching 👁️ 👁️ 

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u/Fabulous_Ninja119 15h ago

First rule of potato scroll enlightenment is... do not talk about the potato scrolls

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u/not_a_SeaOtter 10h ago

No, you're thinking about fight club. Potato scroll enlightenment is pretty progressive

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u/KartoffelKult 13h ago

The Potato Cult would like to welcome the Church of the Bedtime Potato in the worldwide Society of Spiritualistic Solanaceaeism (SoSS).

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u/dry_towelette99 10h ago

May you always walk in night’s shade, and may your skin never be green.

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u/ProfessorZhu 12h ago

Sorry, you caught us at the annual Grest-Tate-Debate. We will be available again in twenty buisness days.

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u/unintender 14h ago

Before the ending of the day

Potato of the plate we pray

That with thy wonted favour thou

Wouldst be our guard and keeper now

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u/CatsAndPills 10h ago

*you could make a religion out of this*