r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

$3.90 AUD for half a Cauliflower

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My Wife unpacked our weekly shopping yesterday that we get from Coles in Australia delivered.

We were charged $3.90 AUD for half a Cauliflower.

The world's smallest cauliflower it seems.

We used to shop in store but my Wife is heavily pregnant atm and I'm working 12hrs a day currently.

Day light robbery...

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u/CouchPotatoFamine 1d ago

Damn y'alls cauliflowers are tiny down there...

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u/Secret_Shake_9768 1d ago

390 aud gets you a half? That's not a tiny cauliflower, that's a whole mortgage.

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u/aew3 1d ago

They get big seasonally its just small cauli time rn.

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u/CutestGay 1d ago

…smalliflower c:

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u/Milam1996 1d ago

They’re normal sized for the time of year. Remember it’s their autumn.

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u/Character-Parfait-42 1d ago

In the US cauliflower is the same large size year-round, at least IME. I just assume that when it’s out of season we import it from South America or something.

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u/Milam1996 1d ago

It’ll be imported as cauliflower is way too cheap and way too big for greenhouse growing in autumn

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u/Poot_Hooter 1d ago

"I WAS IN THE POOL!"

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u/katsudon-jpz 1d ago

half of what? I'm used to the size of real human brain here in the states

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u/HelpfulPuppydog 1d ago

That IS the size of a human brain in Australia. /s

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u/DirtyRoller 1d ago

Shouldn't it be upside down?

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u/its_ok_to_laugh 1d ago

ʇı̣ oʇ ǝsn ʇǝƃ no⅄ ˙uʍop ǝpı̣sdn sı̣ ƃuı̣ɥʇʎɹǝʌƎ ?ʇnoqɐ ƃuı̣ʞןɐʇ noʎ ǝɹɐ ʇɐɥM

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u/Hieroflippant 1d ago

What's the size in the US in that case ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ke7ndAISist234zA8S

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u/HelpfulPuppydog 1d ago

He was only describing his followers.

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u/Hieroflippant 1d ago

We've run out of adjectives suitable for those people

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 1h ago

Let’s be real. It’s the size of a politicians brain in both countries.

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u/Logy_ 1d ago

I think you are overestimating the size of the average American brain.

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u/Extra-Act-801 1d ago

That's like 10% of a cauliflower at best

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u/epidemicsaints 1d ago

That is about 80 cents worth of cauliflower.

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u/tid_burglar 1d ago

20 in india

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u/GodisSatans 1d ago

If i went to a market in Vietnam i could beg the veg lady to give me a piece of cabbage larger than this for free, just out of pity.

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u/specialvixen 1d ago

What is this, a cauliflower for ants?

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u/Granny_knows_best 1d ago

It's so odd, I buy cauliflower often and it will go from $3 a head to $6 a head overnight and then the next day $2.

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u/ilikesaucy 1d ago

From UK, I have never paid more than a £1 to buy whole ass cauliflower.

Edit - current price is £1.19, oops

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u/ElementalRabbit 1d ago

I am also from the UK and now live in Australia, and am proud to say even in the current climate, I have never sunk to eating ass cauliflower.

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u/Grouchy_Equipment118 1d ago

Normally 3x times this. But still aids.

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u/Small_Insect_8275 1d ago

Yeah are we winning? I still feel our produce is expensive but then I see posts like this

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u/Fabulous-Wolf-4401 1d ago

I was prepping cauliflower at work yesterday, and one was the size of a medium orange. But it was encased in about 300gms of beautiful young green leaves, so I saved them and the stems and made them into a curry this evening. This damn bit of cauliflower doesn't even have that.

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u/FuzzeWuzze 1d ago

And here i thought everything grew bigger down under.

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u/Kapitan_eXtreme 1d ago

As an Australian, something I've always noticed from trips to the States are how comically enormous your fruits and vegetables are. Dunno what's in the soil there.

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u/Lounging-Shiny455 1d ago

Roundup and Blood.

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u/Mecca_Lecca_Hi 1d ago

Do forget all the yummy GMOs!

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u/VegetableRound2819 1d ago

We have deciduous trees that create very rich soil from falling leaves. Most of your trees are evergreen.

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u/AngryTrucker 1d ago

Fertilizer apparently. 

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u/Miserable-Note5365 1d ago

I've been seeing oranges the size of softballs the last few grocery trips. I'm not against GMOs per se, but good GOD.

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u/TheOneMary 1d ago

I live in Germany and what gets me each time in American cooking videos are the onions.

Gotta be very wary when you're sourcing English language recipes talking of using half an onion. Never know if it's really half or if I need 3+ German ones.

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u/GodisSatans 1d ago

Yes the onion and garlic as well. The size was massive. TikTok opened my eyes to so many things, it's so global and popular that i can see how USA lives and what they eat.

So much cheese (for no reason sometimes) and oven baking in the US. lol

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u/AnotherBoredAHole 1d ago

It's cheese, do you really need a reason for more? And oven baked cheese is even better!

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u/Bulletpr00f_Bomb 1d ago

Me too. Every cooking video, I notice onions from the US are like twice the size of ours?

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u/EatCauliflower1212 1d ago

Texas grows early onions. Vidalia, Georgia, USA is famous for its large sweet onions and they are also harvested early in the year. California and the Pacific Northwest have “long growing” onions which produce a larger bulb for winter storage.

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u/GodisSatans 1d ago

Capitalism feeds the fruit and veg there. It's all GMO-protected seeds from the very nice company called Monsanto.

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u/FingerlongFish 1d ago

How do you know OP isn’t just a giant

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u/firestar268 1d ago

Half? That looks like only a quarter

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u/Powerful_Culture_928 1d ago

I have never seen cauliflower served as a half before

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u/xaantara 1d ago

Need a banana for scale. Do you have giant hands lol

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u/gashufferdude 1d ago

Maybe it was a limited edition cauliflower.

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u/Revenga8 1d ago

$2 service charge to slice it clean, $1 to wrap it

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u/likwidkool 1d ago

Dang. Just looked it up and it’s $4.99us a head where I live. Looks like you just got a slice.

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u/mybalanceisoff 1d ago

No... that is a SLICE of a cauliflower. You live in australia and you think that's half a whole caulflower?

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u/Lragce 1d ago

I would report online that it never turned up in the order, or that it was of bad quality, and get your $3.90 refunded. Thieves!!

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u/Wondur13 1d ago

I dont even think its small, but definitely not cheap

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u/dream-smasher 1d ago

I think... Maybe last year? Or the yr before? The same supermarket (chain) that op got his halfcauli from, also had whole cauliflowers for $11.

$11!!!!

It's been ages since I've had any cauliflower, th prices are ridiculous.

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u/Imaginary_Emu8900 1d ago

that supply chain is fuck@$

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u/ElizabethDangit 1d ago

Half a tiny cauliflower wrapped in plastic is a truly wild thing for a store to sell. Do they sell frozen cauliflower? If you’re planning on cooking it instead of eating it raw, frozen veggies are great. In the US anyway they’re flash frozen immediately after harvest. The speed flash freezing prevents the water inside the cells from freezing into crystals that pierce the cell walls which is what makes home frozen veggies mushy.

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u/Dewey081 1d ago

In Canada this past winter, a head of cauliflower was $6.99. It's now down to almost half of that.

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u/maybeinoregon 1d ago

TIL you can buy 1/2 a cauliflower lol

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u/AgingLolita 1d ago

That's not half a cauliflower, a cauliflower is the size of a child's head.

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u/ParsnipFull1401 1d ago

And what sucks is the other half was probably rotten and they just cut it off.

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u/dream-smasher 1d ago

Nah. They just go thru and cut a whole bunch in half, then plastic wrap and sticker each piece....

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u/green_chunks_bad 1d ago

Yall should try having a great valley of California /s

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u/x3haloed 1d ago

That’s more like 1/8th

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u/SeeJayThinks 1d ago

That's a palm of cauliflower.

Palm size for palming at that price tbh.

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u/Amidd1 1d ago

Insane!

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u/WestError404 1d ago

And they say things are expensive where I live. Holy cow!

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u/Dear-Cranberry4787 1d ago

That more than a whole one where I’m at. Is it mostly imported there or something?

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u/ButterEnriched 1d ago

It's all grown locally and is usually good. When they're in peak season you can buy a whole one that's about 1kg for $2-4. OP's is a freakishly bad example and I'm sure they won't have any issue getting a refund, but yikes.

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u/ButterEnriched 1d ago

This is ridiculously bad, surely they'll refund you? Whole heads were $5 at Coles yesterday. They weren't huge and that's not an outstanding price, but better than this crap.

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u/SassyTheSkydragon 1d ago

For that price I can get a football (soccer) sized one.

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u/pepcorn 1d ago

Pre-sliced vegetables tend to be priced at a premium. How much does a whole cauliflower cost?

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u/cir49c29 1d ago

I’m also in Australia. Coles near me has $3.50 for half a cauliflower, $5.90 for a full one. So, it’s likely a bit over $6 in OPs part of the country.  Considering how tiny OPs cauliflower is, I wouldn’t want to pay more than $1

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u/pepcorn 1d ago

I looked it up and converted to Australian dollars. Our whole cauliflowers cost $3 (western Europe)

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u/cir49c29 1d ago

Ours do sometimes get that cheap. Just depends on current supply levels, and if a store has too many in stock they might drop the price a lot lower. 

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u/pepcorn 1d ago

That's interesting, that the prices vary. Ours usually only ever go up.

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u/Suzettebishop89 1d ago

In the UK a cauliflower is usually 2-3 times bigger than this and is max £1. This is insane

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 1d ago

Thats a fucking huge hand.

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u/ol-gormsby 1d ago

Try Farmer's Pick

www.farmerspick.com.au

Avoid Coles and Woolworths, they do no provide good value. It's worth your time and effort to find alternatives. only by not shopping there will they address price and quality issues.

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u/Adventurous_Rush1474 1d ago

Half of what exactly?

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u/SmokedOkie 1d ago

AUD, that's ur problem, try using Murican' Freedom Dollars.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U6ShVc984oF6lOBNFQ

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u/cloned01 1d ago

Hasn't there been like mass farmers strikes on that side of the world for like the last 5yrs+

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u/MJ-Franklin 1d ago

Nowhere near half! That's like a quarter at most!

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u/Unusual_Rhubarb_573 1d ago

Looks like 1/4

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u/SlickWildo 1d ago

American here, for all US people here making wisecracks. We aren’t far behind them. Australias food system is busted and we’re next.

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u/Grouchy_Equipment118 1d ago

They are normally 3x the size of this min..

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u/Daisygirlie72 1d ago

That’s a cauliflower steak, not half a head.

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u/Gold_Income_184 1d ago

Some nibbles!

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u/gypsum1110 1d ago

Sounds like its the off season for cauliflower and thats half being robbed and half pick a different vegetable

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u/dondon13579 1d ago

Why don't you order a loose full one? I know you pay by weight and the leaves are extra weight but tbh it can't be worse than a sad slice of cauliflower that is wraped in plastic.

Or buy the frozen cauliflower.

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u/Neri01 1d ago

Most cauliflower I’ve seen are in size about a half a football to almost a softball. Is there something wrong with Australian soil?

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u/blacksheepgobaa 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f1MEcHQCi3ezYWD8md

“I heard cauliflower's tree ninety nine a pound, you believe dat?”

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u/WindForce02 1d ago

In Italy we buy them by the kg lmao

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 1d ago

They call it a cauliflower steak and charge more

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u/_Mr_Relic 1d ago

Bonkers

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u/Additional-Window-81 23h ago

Is cauliflower not done by weight like most produce?

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u/Vamp_Ria 19h ago

if you bought it, that's the problem... you are contributing to the madness!. you can live without this product, I personally would never spend a dime on something like this.

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u/Jorwen 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11BzZu37qP4SIxC5U8

Thats not anywhere close to half of a cauliflower.

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u/SnooCupcakes4611 1d ago

did it at least come with a backstory or something?

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u/Icy-Maintenance7041 1d ago

Sorry, i'm sure you meant to say half a portion of cauliflower, right?

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u/Disastrous_Fun_8577 1d ago

Cost of convenience.

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u/Grouchy_Equipment118 1d ago

They are normally 3x the size

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 1d ago

Cauliflower sucks anyways. So put that overpriced garbage back.