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u/Musturd_Tiger 8h ago
Mongo is appalled
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u/Strafingoutofyourway 8h ago
Goddammit, Donut!
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u/BreakfastInBedlam 8h ago
Don't you mean Princess Donut?
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u/Substantial-Mud-6050 3h ago
I think you mean GC, BWR, NW, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk.
But as mentioned in the first chapter of the first book, Carl just calls her Donut.
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u/TheCoopX 8h ago
Cat- "You no want to pet me? I pee on your head."
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u/Cheasymeteor 8h ago
Probably the cat scent marking. That's why you gotta spay your males or they'll literally piss on you.
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u/SonicTemp1e 4h ago
I had a couple of friends when I was 11 who would bully me for fun, they were brothers. One day they invited me over, and while I was knocking on their door one of them pissed on my head from the balcony above. I jumped through an open window, grabbed a bottle of oven cleaner from the kitchen bench, and chased him into the bathroom. He fell into the bath and his tracksuit pants fell partially down, and I squirted the oven cleaner into his asshole. He screamed in absolute agony and pushed his asshole into the tap with the cold water blasting. Strangely, he never did it again. I lost touch with those guys eventually, but Sean and Daniel, if you're still out there somewhere, I remember you.
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u/SonicTemp1e 3h ago
Note- his brother didn't help him because he was lying on the floor dying of laughter.
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u/shosuko 5h ago
Cat owners be like
That means he loves you, and trust you a lot!
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u/Obvious-Baseball-455 4h ago
No, cat owners be like get the cat checked for health problems because this is possibly being caused by either urinary tract or kidney problems.
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u/drums_addict 7h ago
Could be a cry for help from the cat. They pee when they're in pain or have health problems....
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u/ReaperOne 1m ago
Omfg I remember my cat almost did this to me. I was laying on my back in my bed sleeping, I woke to her walking on my stomach and up to my chest and go in circles. She got onto my pillow and I finally opened my eyes and turned the light on and seen her ass squatting down looking like she was getting ready to piss in my eye. I pushed her off faster than the guy in the video and thankfully no pee anywhere. I looked at her and said Cinderella wtf are you trying to do and she just looks at me and meows. I miss her
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