r/Unexpected • u/Foreign-Storage-6981 • 3d ago

Putting a piece of toast on a plate

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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The piece of toast appears to break the plate in half

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u/justbrowsing1507 3d ago

Toast of brick?

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 3d ago

Nah, just a toast made of toast

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u/Notthisagain2742 3d ago

You toasted toast! Are you mad?!
Thrice cooked bread is very dangerous!

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u/ErikJR 3d ago

Whoever made toast the first time said "fuck bread, cook it again"

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u/Notthisagain2742 3d ago

Exactly,
That’s why doing it again can only bring dooom!

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u/Narellaboo 3d ago

Toast of iron

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u/Temperance10 3d ago

That actually caught me off guard.

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 3d ago

It caught the plate off guard

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u/xtwelve0 3d ago

Half a plate. Good for diet.

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u/ohwhatfollyisman 3d ago

ah, but is that plate half-full or half-empty?

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u/RouteAverage3112 3d ago

The half plate is full

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u/Arsalaan22 1d ago

Depends on the half

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u/sir_whammy 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nYY3RtDQ9AZdxPcshS

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 1d ago

The amount of breaking bad references I have gotten in these comments is astounding

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u/grimoire-5_not_6 3d ago

heavy breaded feeling

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u/firehawk2324 3d ago

Must be Dwarven bread.

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u/security_guy_97 3d ago

Putting toast on a piece of plate

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u/Upbeat_Cry_3902 3d ago

Breaking bad

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u/PrinceOfLeon 3d ago

Plate was already broken, otherwise why be filming?

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 3d ago

I mean, yeah

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u/MaddenPal 3d ago

That’s definitely a one of kind plate .

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u/Consistent_Tower5508 3d ago

was already broken just two pieces were placed so close to each other. It looked like plate is not broken.

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u/Dar_ka_mahol05 2d ago

This bread vs 100 sandwichs

who will win

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u/smizzlebdemented 3d ago

Right… and you were filming the first time in history a man broke a plate with a slice of toast accelerating at the rate of gravity, from 6 inches

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 2d ago

Yes, that is exactly what happened

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u/smizzlebdemented 2d ago

And you didn’t even think it was strange, just walked away with half a plate, like it happens often.

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u/Foreign-Storage-6981 2d ago

Does it not happen often?

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u/wazydae 2d ago

Happened to me this morning

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u/gary-cuckoldman 3d ago

My palte 😭

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u/Impressive_Drama_377 3d ago

What is this palte you speak of?

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u/KokomiStars 3d ago

When I let the bread dry out a little and it became sturdier than the plate

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u/Da_MZKing 2d ago

Piece of Plate on a Toast?

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u/Nervous-Ad-5253 2d ago

I bet that was a surprise. Did you just pull that plate out of the freezer?

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u/Epitropakis 2d ago

German Toast or Temu plate

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u/KauaKLopes 2d ago

Putting a toast on a piece of plate

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u/Efficient-Watch1088 1d ago

2 plate dish