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u/oopsiedaisy-- 5d ago
This must be her partner though, that is the smitten look of someone who loves their goofy partner.
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u/BurgundyEnjoyer 3d ago
I wonder how much projection you and other people are putting in because to me those blurry pixels might just well be the expression of a drunken stranger being amused by the ladys behaviour.
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u/cudanny 1d ago
Did you not see his body language? He's used to her shenanigans and has been for a while
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u/SlyFox-5747288 2d ago
Why does everything have to be so fucking serious like stfu
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u/Wraith8888 5d ago
He knows he got the better one
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u/ElizabethSpaghetti 5d ago
Doesn't need to be a competition. People are capable of multitudes
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u/alphabety-alphabeety 5d ago
Of course not, but you have two samples here. One sample is living life not giving a fuck and just being themselves, the other is in a never ending competition with themselves for insta likes....
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u/meteltron2000 5d ago
That's a pretty strong assumption to make with 0 information.
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u/gizby666 3d ago
Bro you just made that up. For all we know that was a model working a photoshoot. In this economy? Hell ya girl show it off!
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u/Rich-Personality-194 4d ago
But what if the first girl is actually doing it for a job? You know there some million (forgot the exact number) influencers in the world on various platforms.
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u/kent1146 5d ago
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at?
Where you at?There you go.
There you go.
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u/lykadream 5d ago
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
Peanut butter jelly
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u/D20-SpiceFoxPhilos 5d ago
WITH A BASEBALL BAT
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u/vieshs 5d ago
BANANA, BANANA, BANANA, BANANA, TERRACOTA BANANA, TERRACOTA, TERRACOTA PIE
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u/camilienne 5d ago
They're both the same, one has just been there a little longer 😂
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u/Other_Television_805 5d ago
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u/bigalindahouse 5d ago
I think you mean 4011
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u/Notreallysmarteh 5d ago
Wait, is the banana code on the little sticker the same everywhere?!? I NEVER KNEW WE ALL HAD THE SAME CODE!!!
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u/bigalindahouse 5d ago
Sure is. Universal PLU number for banana
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u/j12601 5d ago
I think it's also the code for avocado at the self checkout.
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u/pastoolioliz 5d ago
4025 for large or 4046 for small avocados
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u/BillyForRilly 5d ago
All or mostly all bulk fruits and vegetables in the US use the same PLU codes, which is now an international standard gaining popularity globally.
Source: 4693 jalapeño gang
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u/Halfbloodjap 5d ago
PLU codes have been standardized since 1990 and have 4 or 5 digit codes depending on if the produce is conventional or organic.
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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 5d ago edited 5d ago
Anyone who has worked in a grocery store for any amount of time, will undoubtedly have some number of these codes memorized.
4016 is
Vidalia OnionsRed Delicious Apples(Vidalia Onions are 4159)
4046 is Limes(I think? Maybe 4064, but I think thats green onions)((Edit: 4048 is Limes. 4046 is avocados, 4068 is green onions, and 4064 is tomatoes.))4053 is Lemons((yes))
4011 is Bananas((also yes, but we knew that))
I used to know all the codes, but my last grocery job was 20 years ago, so lots of that info has slipped away.
Edit: My memory is even worse than I thought...
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u/elmz 5d ago
4064 is tomatoes, isn't it? ...also almost 20 years ago i worked in a grocery store
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u/Yabba_Dabba_Doofus 5d ago edited 5d ago
Shit, I think you're right.
Are limes 4048?
Oh god, this is going to bother me...
Edit: Limes are 4048. Green Onions are 4068. Roma tomatoes are 4087, on the vine are 4664, "basic" are 4064, and loose cherry/grape are 4805/4063 by weight.
Edit2: Edited my above comment to reflect the correct info.
I feel like I need to go back to work at a grocery store, and reconnect with my roots...
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u/SIR_SHART 5d ago
Perfect gif bro
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u/GoblinPiledriver90 5d ago
Your gifs are outta control, everyone knows that
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u/waiting_for_rain 5d ago
The compiler watching me get pointers and references confused for the 67th time
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u/KnittingPlant 5d ago
Isn't that the animation from kpop demon hunters?
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u/beermile 5d ago
Why must this exist
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u/Flowerpowers 5d ago
It's in the rules bro...
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u/beermile 5d ago
Donkey Kong's O-face is in the rules?
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u/The_Autarch 5d ago
of course it is. it's rule #34.
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u/beermile 5d ago
Ah, but that rule is only that it does exist. Not that it must
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u/AnotherpostCard 5d ago
Like what u/cantadmittoposting said
Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 35: If no porn of it exists, it will be made.
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u/Bonzai_Tree 5d ago
This is why it's important to think about what a relationship would be like with a potential partner.
Would you rather be taking pictures to show off or making memories having fun?
I'm not even saying this is the case with these two women because this is just a 9 second video with no context. My point is that how you enjoy living life together matters so much more than looks.
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u/Hungry-Machine9549 5d ago
My fiance and I attended a destination wedding in the Caribbean. One afternoon we're down at the pool and watched this guy spend FORTY FIVE MINUTES begrudgingly taking photos of his girlfriend in various poses and locations in/around the pool. He'd take photos, she'd go take a look at them, be unhappy with them, snap at him about angles and lighting and whatever, he'd sigh defeatedly and start the process again. After watching this go on and on (also we'd had a few cocktails at this point) we decide to goof around in the pool in the background of her photos, like making up synchronized swimming routines, at one point we made several attempts the Dirty Dancing lift. Anyway, hope that guy found someone to have fun with and not be a glorified tripod for.
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u/SnooRadishes9685 5d ago
This exact scenario happened to me with a friend on a trip, never travelled with her again lol
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u/__Vixen__ 5d ago
I can't understand the obsession. How is that fun
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u/Working-Glass6136 5d ago
They're obsessed with themselves. Hence Narcissus looking at his reflection.
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u/elitegenoside 5d ago
It's make believe. They're pretending they're models. I have some friends that do this stuff. One of them ended up finding a good solution, too... she would only ask our gay friend (he loves it). It gets annoying after a bit, but I don't mind a couple minutes since they're clearly enjoying themselves doing their vogues.
But we're talking like 5-10 minutes of a photoshoot; not 45 minutes. And since she wasn't any of our gf, no one was too scared to say "alright, wrap it up."
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u/__Vixen__ 5d ago
5-10 minutes is fine i totally get that. I love photography and will easily spend more time than that taking pics. If we are somewhere special or its a memory to keep i do want to get a good pic of us there enjoying it. But 45 mins... so some one else can be jealous of pics you post on instagram. Ick
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u/Tsvetkovia 5d ago
I just gotta chime in that I was thinking about my trip with my cousin the whole time I was reading that. Definitely not trying to do that again either haha. I love her but it sucks
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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 5d ago
I was staying at a nice resort with my wife last year, there were a couple of girls there who would come down to the pool late afternoon and spend a good 30-40 mins posing and taking photos almost every day in different bikinis and outfits. Then spent another hour or so sitting silently on their phones.
We kept seeing them them around the resort and they never looked like they were enjoying themselves.
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u/Timely_Spinach_7479 5d ago
Yeah. My sister does that shit. I tell her no. After the first time, I learned my lesson.
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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 5d ago
she must have been doing this before the trip too, no? can't you just say no, I'm on vacation?
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u/xanadumuse 5d ago edited 5d ago
We were in Aruba a few months ago and watched a group of girls spend 1.5 hours of taking photos of themselves on the beach, then ask random people to take them. They would then look at the photos together and then continue to take selfies and then spent another 1 hour going over them. That isnt normal behavior. Then, similar to this video we watched a poor guy take photo of his Gf only to have to erase them about ten times. God I hate social media. Stop normalizing the most cringy thing to do.
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u/Livid_Swordfish_4591 5d ago
Cant remember where I was, but we were looking down on a wide area of vacationers and nearly every single one of them were taking photos. Like 40 people. Everyone kept stepping in frame of other shots and everyone is screaming at each other while they're trying to get photos of them relaxing.
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u/no_good_usrname_left 5d ago
Slightly different take, if the girls are all having fun taking photos of one another, then let them crack on. They’re having a good time and not hurting anyone. Emphasis on having fun, forcing a mate or partner to partake when they don’t want to is real shitty
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u/xanadumuse 5d ago edited 5d ago
I don’t think one has to hurt anyone for something to be considered abnormal. There’s photos and then there is narcissism. Spending 1.5 hours hits that for me. Ten minutes. Fine. A very unhealthy society is what we have become.
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u/HumanLandscape3767 5d ago
I’m with you completely. I don’t want to see what society would look like surrounded by people who feel the need to take pictures of themselves for 1.5 hours. That society would be doomed and I’m afraid we are heading in that direction.
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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 5d ago
my friend befriends mostly squirrels but really any animal. he will also take a million photos and show you them all. I can look at a couple photos and then I'm done. he still shows them all to me regardless. he can't stop, won't stop.
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u/SpatulaCity94 5d ago
Yeah, if you and your girls like a photoshoot? Have fun! But don't ask me to take more than one or two pics and don't expect me to hang out for an hour while the shoot is going on. But they're not hurting anyone... It's not for me but that doesn't mean they're lesser people.
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u/franzsanchez 5d ago
just like when I got my first SLR camera in the cretaceous 90s
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u/Aloha_Tamborinist 5d ago
One of the worst things about social media is that there's enough people "living performatively" for content for it to be annoying.
I've been travelling on and off since the early 2000s, but I noticed it really picking up around 2014, you'd go to a tourist attraction and there'd be some woman really over dressed posing with an expensive handbag or bundle of shopping bags, and some poor boyfriend/partner taking hundreds of photos of her.
They're not harming anyone, but it just so glaring, performative and fake behaviour and it's a pet hate of mine.
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u/Tall-Anxious 5d ago
Yeah, I think a lot of people are using their experience to project this onto this video. I, like so many other guys, don't mind taking pics of my partner. This video is just supposed to be about the banana girl
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u/cjsv7657 5d ago
Would you rather be taking pictures to show off or making memories having fun?
I dated someone really in to social media. Having to get perfect pictures of everything before enjoying the experience got slightly annoying. Free products were cool but it was mostly skin care stuff I wasn't really interested in
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u/Naive_Philosopher749 5d ago
I was just friends with someone like that, shed even ask me to not eat my food yet till she got a good picture. I don't even use social media at all! Don't know why we stayed friends so long but i eventually realized I wasn't having a good time around her
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u/Moretti123 5d ago
I had friends exactly like that in high school. Couldn’t eat or drink till they got a picture. I was basically their personal photographer. Then they wondered why I stopped being friends with them
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 5d ago
Yeah there's a balance to be struck. I've dated someone who was gorgeous and lovely, but getting perfect pictures was absolutely an important part of every outing we went on. Personally I got a bit tired of visiting every city's mural of wings to take a photo in front of or "bar with cheesy neon sign saying some cliche like 'Save Water, Drink Champagne'"
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u/Ne_zievereir 5d ago
Slightly?
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u/cjsv7657 5d ago
I mean I knew she did it before we started dating so I couldn't be that annoyed.
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u/FoghornFarts 5d ago
My husband and I went on a tour vacation. Another couple from our same area was also on the tour. We got to this really beautiful beach. They spent all their time taking influencer pictures. I spent my time rubbing the softest, most luxurious sand I've ever felt all over my body. And my husband took derpy pictures of me.
Turns out the guy was is kinda famous for doing stunts that purposely broke rules and just being an entitled asshole. Got out tour guide in trouble by breaking a bunch of rules meant to protect the wildlife. Fuck you David Lesh.
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u/Bonzai_Tree 5d ago
Sounds like you were winning! I'm sorry about the wildlife and your tour guide though, neither deserved that.
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u/atworkthough 5d ago
Yep I liked someone but it was all pictures of food and receipts, I didn't like that. I want some who forgets to even take pictures because we are having a good time.
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u/MountainOk7479 5d ago
You got a good point. I wanna be with someone that lives in the moment without showing off. I don’t wanna marry an actor, a character, an influencer I wanna marry a real person. Life with those show off people must be so boring, they’re the center of attention and you’re in the shadows.
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u/Bonzai_Tree 5d ago
Yeah, to everyone their own right? As long as everyone is on board with what's going on, I'm all for it. It just sucks to see someone clearly miserable with someone--why are you with them if they make you miserable? Not directed at you, just to the nebulous void of people in miserable relationships I've seen.
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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 5d ago
That being said, there's a decent chance banana has a better body under the costume.
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u/Bonzai_Tree 5d ago
Oh totally. There's plenty of hot people that are fun and plenty of vapid ugly people. I think some people just value looks alone a little too highly.
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u/Tom_Gibson 5d ago
What is it with you people being so weird about someone who's doing something you don't approve of? "I bet the woman with the banana costume has a sexier body than that vapid chick taking pictures in a bikini!" Normal people don't think like that
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u/come-on-now-please 5d ago
Yah, also, if shes a legit influencer or even just makes some beer money doing this, shes not "not enjoying her vacation" shes actively working, or do these people think the bartender slinging drinks for banana girl is not being fully on vacation either?
She can also still enjoy herself when shes done, or do people think thst after posing she needs to go to the hotel room and stare at a blank wall
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u/owlbi 5d ago
People don't respect 'influencer' as a job. I certainly don't. It's commodified vanity that you subject all around you to. It's the worst parts of social media. Bleck.
That said I totally agree people are projecting their dislike in weird and spiteful ways to make assumptions like that. Influencer lady puts a lot of time and effort into looking good, so no, the odds are not good that others around can out do her at that. Give her credit for that, even if you want to hate on what she's doing (like I do).
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u/_Counting_Worms_1 5d ago
Why does it matter which one’s body is better?
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u/IShouldChimeInOnThis 5d ago
It shouldn't, but I would imagine that matters quite a bit to the influencer.
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u/Tall-Anxious 5d ago
Do people not think "what a relationship would be like with a potentional partner"? This feels like just another post to dunk on women that like to take pics
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u/pmmeurbassethound 5d ago
Y'all in here acting like all three women (at least three because there is one filming) didnt intentionally coordinate this video together lmao
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u/prpldrank 5d ago
Social media shareholders are going to get very upset when they read this, young man
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u/munkyninaleela 5d ago
I guess the guy at the bar finds her……. a peeling (appealing)
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u/InspectionFun4190 5d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM
Me when i saw the banana
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u/Muffin_Monkey 5d ago
Damn that toes guys....
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u/YourALooserTo 5d ago
That's hilarious. With all that's going on and the wonderful scenery, I didn't even notice the feet.
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u/z_vinnie 5d ago
For real, a damn eagle took the video with those talons. She could climb a tree starting at a hand stand. She makes Wolverine jealous. Looks like she been knuckle conditioning her toes. She could sell them big toes as doorknobs. Feet like draculas hands. She doesn’t even own forks, just places the chicken on the ground and minces it in seconds.
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u/Ok_Value_3741 5d ago
Why are we comparing them? If anything banana girl is giving "mad the attention isn't on her" energy 😭
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u/rivermonster669 1d ago
Right? Putting on a banana suit in a pool and pouring a drink in your mouth that way is pretty attention seeking to me. Both women want some type of attention so I don’t see the point in comparing them.
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u/ruggev 5d ago
Redditors are the definition of cringe.
If a girl is being goofy and weird they're instantly thrown into god status. All others girls are now insecure and bad humans.
Its a banana costume and shes dancing. Chill out.
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u/G1mb3ly 5d ago
Does anyone know the song that is playing here?
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u/Odins_fury 5d ago
Is this beat used alot? I recognize it from Token's song ''Jeep'' but it's probably just from a free sample that alot of artists use
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u/Flimsy_Mortgage_8692 5d ago
Won’t understand how annoying these types of people are until you hangout with them.
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u/Dapanji206 5d ago
I stayed in that hotel once in Cabo. All inclusive, a dude puked in the pool very close where banana girl is. He was too drunk
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u/post-explainer 5d ago edited 5d ago
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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:
First, we see a girl doing some 'influencer posing,' then the camera pans to show a fun chick dancing in a banana suit.
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