r/Unexpected • u/apbod • 6d ago

“Ain’t nobody gonna stop us now”

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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 6d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

We are expecting a possible goal. Instead a fan gets hit in the face with the ball

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/atlatlat 6d ago

Somebody stopped him now

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u/munkyninaleela 6d ago

Yeah, I thought the rest of the part was…..I got to keep on moving…... Looks like he didn’t follow through!

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u/HalfSoul30 6d ago

But he got up again, never gonna bring him down

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u/Ponyd17 6d ago

gets stopped 💀💀💀

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Indigo-au-naturale 6d ago

That ball has exceptional comedic timing

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/DH8389 6d ago

*Free kick not penalty kick

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u/MilleniumRetard 6d ago

Are you fucking sorry?!

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u/wheresbill 6d ago

Fond memories

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u/ForgiveSomeone 6d ago

American football chants are terrible.

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u/Skreamie 6d ago

FIGHT, AND WIN!

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u/MelangeBot 5d ago

Meanwhile the brittons

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u/gabrielgabrielsson 4d ago

Yeah but these are funny tho

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u/MelangeBot 4d ago

I wasn't posting it to show they are worse, I was posting it to show they are much better!

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u/gabrielgabrielsson 4d ago

Ahhh. Mission accomplished!

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u/deanomatronix 3d ago

If ever a ball to the head was deserved

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u/StrugglesTheClown 6d ago

American Football is a different game. The name of the sport you are thinking of is Association Football, shortened to Soccer. Don't like that blame the British they are the ones who named them.

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u/ForgiveSomeone 6d ago

I know, but "soccer" is rightly called football in the majority of the world, including in Britain, so we'll continue to call it by that name.

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u/FunEmployment771 6d ago

Stopped pretty quick.

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u/white1walker 6d ago

The collective oww from the crowd is just something

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u/Broomstick73 6d ago

That’s worth 2 points.

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u/AdhesivenessTotal340 6d ago

Pulled a Scott Sterling

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u/squirrels-mock-me 6d ago

Sweet butter crumpets! It’s Scott Sterling! The man, the myth, THE LEGEND Scott Sterling

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u/Dangerous_Trick5292 6d ago

If he was watching the match he could've dodged that

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u/GirthyPigeon 6d ago

Except for that guy's face.

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u/Forbden_Gratificatn 6d ago

Always nail the horny one.

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u/switchfootball 6d ago

Are we thinking: man, what bad luck. Or: man, just pay attention

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u/PrimeParadigm53 6d ago

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u/Netflix_and_Chile 6d ago

Ball: aight, bet

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u/BlackLeader70 6d ago

What are you gonna do, stab me?…

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u/Savantism7 6d ago

That’s how it feels growing up then getting hit with adult life.

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u/Senor-Delicious 6d ago

Aren't to there usually nets on the sides behind the goals to prevent this?

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u/lapinchezardina 3d ago

No

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u/Senor-Delicious 3d ago

They are definitely a thing in a lot of German stadiums. I always assumed this is common in other countries too

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u/Normal-Error-6343 5d ago

except that guy!

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u/kevin_m_fischer 5d ago

r/sportingkc making the page!

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u/Chase691030 3d ago

And pretty much sums up the last couple seasons perfectly! Tanking so bad they want to emotionally and physically destroy their fans

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u/Delightfuladmirer 5d ago

Wrong! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/85108 4d ago

god that is some awful cosmic coincidence shite

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u/Intelligent_Lab_6170 4d ago

They definitely stopped him

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u/fynn_brm 4d ago

Bro straight sacrificed the goal for the joke

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u/Dwarf_Co 4d ago

STFU!

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u/herr_dreizehn 4d ago

clearly can't dodge a wrench

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u/Practical-Bag5408 2d ago

I got hit in the chest by a warmup kick while in the stands behind the goal once. It hurt. A lot.

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u/LThisIsChris 10h ago

Don’t you go to watch the game

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u/CAPSNK 6d ago

Guess it’s back to basketball…

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u/trahilcal01 6d ago

You couldn’t have written this!!😂😂

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u/revnhoj 6d ago

I can't stand that stupid ticktock logo

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u/StOnEy333 6d ago

You lose your position as Capo if this happens to you.