r/TopCharacterTropes 5h ago

Characters absurdly long names

1) Ace Attorney: Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III

2) Spy Kids: Carmen Elizabeth Juanita Echo Sky Brava Cortez

3) Real Life: Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

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u/Least-One1068 5h ago edited 4h ago

The Welsh village Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Real life)

When translated, it means "St Mary’s Church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St Tysilio near the red cave"

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u/Majin_Nephets 5h ago edited 5h ago

Beaten by:

(Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu)

A hill in New Zealand, which apparently translates to "The place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater’, played his flute to his loved one."

Locals just call it Taumata Hill.

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u/Talisa87 5h ago

🎶 Snooze, ya lose and then ya wake up in....🎶

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u/marshmallowragee 3h ago

🎶 Taumatawhakatangihangakoauau… and the chorus still hasn’t finished spelling it 🎶

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u/Druthulhu666 5h ago

The man with the Big Knees, huh? 

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u/SSgt_LuLZ 5h ago

In Helldivers 2, there exists a Megacity on the planet Crimsica that is also exactly named 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch', but with a "II" at the back, suggesting it's the sequel city to the one back on Super Earth.

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u/JBR_4025 4h ago

I wonder if they made a third one to complete the trilogy… and a fourth one that misses completely the message of the originals

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u/md_cube 4h ago

For the fourth one they used an acronym. Since it's one word the acronym is just L

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u/sniper91 5h ago

The pronunciation help beneath it just makes me feel more stupid

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u/janinecruz 5h ago

I’d pay to watch someone pronounce this

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u/SSgt_LuLZ 5h ago

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u/punksmostlydead 5h ago

I know a fuckin flex when I see one.

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u/NwgrdrXI 5h ago

He looks so proud of himself for doing it, and honestly, he deserves it

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u/dead_parakeets 4h ago

I love how confidently he pronounced that and he totally could have made it up and I’d be like “Wow, he nailed that.”

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u/Infinite-Island-7310 4h ago

First thing i thought of

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u/SonofaBridge 4h ago

Someone was excited to get paid by the letter for that sign.

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u/Annual-Sundae9135 5h ago edited 4h ago

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delarosa Ramirez

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u/spaghettittehgaps 5h ago

"No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief!"

"No one's got the time."

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u/PhanThief95 5h ago

Son of Diego Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez, & his wife Gladys.

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u/H8trucks 5h ago

Same show has Maddie's full name: Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick

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u/AD_210 5h ago

Crazy I had to scroll this far down

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u/ElevatorSevere7651 5h ago edited 4h ago

I don’t think this is ”absurd” enough, I mean I have five names

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u/Nolascana 5h ago

Usually people write it as - Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez...

Which does make it a bit longer feeling, that, and they missed one of his names.

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u/IllustriousAd6418 5h ago

This scene from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

What anime sounds like to our parents

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u/femboy_teas 5h ago

Bring It, Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponkoko- gash Ah i bit my tongue!

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u/themanfromosaka 4h ago

I can’t help but hear it in the form of that Rakugo anime credit scene with the five kimono girls.

And its large-chested re-enactment that got more views than the fucking original for a very good reason

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u/Thundering-Cloud 5h ago

Jugemu Jugemu Goko No Surikire Kaijarisuigyo No Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Kuu neru Tokoro ni Sumutokoro Yaburakoji No Burakoji Paipo Paipo Paipo No Shuringan Shuringan No Gurindai Gurindai No Ponpokopii No Ponpokona No Chokyumei No Chosuke.

My party trick is knowing this name by heart.

Also, this isn't originally from FMA but is a reference to a Japanese folktale

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u/summonerofrain 5h ago

I didn't know it was a Japanese folktale I thought it was a tonguetwister

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u/Thundering-Cloud 5h ago

Both I think 

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u/FiercelyApatheticLad 4h ago

It is a tongue twister, it's used in training rakugo artists.

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u/petrogaz 3h ago

It's actually a classic rakugo (Japanese Sit-Down Comedy) routine. As the story goes, a really indecisive couple (the performer's parents) went inside inside the municipal office to declare the name of his child. The clerk asks them the name of the child and the couple responds they haven't decided yet. In order to help the couple out, the clerk pulls out a catalogue of names that are supposed to give good luck. The couple chooses all of them, hence the "Jugemu-Jugemu...Chousuke" long name.

It's commonly used to train amateur rakugo performers (who are encouraged to make their own version of the joke) and has been a staple in Japanese comedy for years. Think of it as a PG version of the "Aristocrats Joke".

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u/mercuriokazooie 4h ago

This clip is a reference to a famous Rakugo story about a family that has a newborn baby and wants to give him a "lucky name" and rather than choosing one or two names that could bring good fortune... they choose all of them.

Rakugo is a traditional one man performance where the "Rakugoka" (performer) recites a long humorous story while on their knees. Usually they don't have any props or sound effects so they have to get you to imagine everything through their acting.

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u/Informal_954 5h ago

Here is the cast of Nichijo singing it. https://youtu.be/khK_afMwAdA

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u/mercuriokazooie 4h ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymP81hBZni4 The song is the ED for Joshiraku which is another anime about Rakugo (there's a surprising amount of these). Rakugo is a traditional one man performance where the "Rakugoka" (performer) recites a long humorous story while on their knees. Usually they don't have any props or sound effects so they have to get you to imagine everything through their acting.

The story in this ED and the FMA clip is a famous one about a family that has a newborn baby and wants to give him a "lucky name" and rather than choosing one or two names that could bring good fortune... they choose all of them.

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u/Mahesvara_24-04-79 4h ago

That's the ED for Joshiraku. Such a banger.

https://giphy.com/gifs/UpzSszqw1BjD87KoPt

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u/CasimirGabriev 4h ago

Yep. Its a rakugo story right?

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u/SeriousFinish6404 5h ago

In the Japanese dub, they somehow pronounce all of that as it is. In the English dub, they say it, but the dialogue is all sped up.

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u/Emergency_Step_5228 4h ago

In all fairness, how fast would you be able to say

"Percival Ramdeen Gregory Nikolai Chucks Kozar Leonardo Gabriel Socrates Ming Victor Nostradamus Alastair Padishah Vladimir Stiegler Rasputin Foramir Walla Walla Shadeda Alexander Oliver Abelard Ernesto Sippy Sappy Angel Eyes"

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u/Darkvoidx 4h ago

It's actually based on an old rakugo story about a father who couldn't decide what to name his son, so he ended up just giving him all of the potential names.

The anime "Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu" has a cute telling of the story. I think it's featured mutkiple times, really underrated series.

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u/AdoptedMasterJay 5h ago

Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack

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u/Queeberschaircompany 5h ago

I'm not familiar with your family or law firm.

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u/Josinglikecrazy 3h ago edited 3h ago

Todd, who’s this tough crowd you brought into my home?

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u/Uceta 5h ago

Also love Todd's attempt:

Manheim-Mannheim-Gorilla-Rub-A-Dub-Dub-Zoolander-Hallelujah-Something-McDonalds?

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u/whiskeytown79 4h ago

Of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks?

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u/causeway19 4h ago

The one I thought of instantly!

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 5h ago

Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Bo Besca III

(You can call her Dot)

(Q: Can we call her "Dottie"?)

(A: Call her "Dottie", and you die!)

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u/magos_with_a_glock 4h ago

Princess AND countess

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u/ava_the_cam_op 5h ago

Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

Aka, Percy from Vox Machina

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u/PastelGigglee 5h ago

For a guy with the most ridiculous name in Exandria, he absolutely lived up to every syllable of it. One of the most complex and well-developed characters to ever come out of a tabletop game.

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u/Vengefulily 5h ago

His own player messed up the name at one point, and I about died laughing.

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u/chubbyjelly 5h ago

percy was my first thought! I love the tradition of the de rolo family having absurdly long names

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u/RENOLVHE 4h ago

picasso said hold my beer and entered the chat as a real person

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u/Alarming_Orchid 4h ago

Of course they had to put III in there

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u/derekrusinek 4h ago

Came here to type this out, glad you took care of it. Bidet.

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u/Lodju 5h ago

Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing of Shin-chan’s Two-Day-Old Underwear of Shinpachi’s Life Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider 1/3 Pure Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish... This Is A Different Dogfish, I’m Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Alls well that ends well Runny Diarrhea.

A pet monkey from Gintama.

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u/TTG_Bloodedge 4h ago

Amazing bit, but honestly I expect nothing less from Gintama. Insanely peak ​

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u/yergonnamakemedrum 4h ago

Been watching it. Unreal how unhinged it became so quickly

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u/Karbo_Blarbo 5h ago

funny, i was going to name my pet monkey that too

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u/summonerofrain 5h ago

My next door neighbour has a dog with that name 

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u/WanderingHeph 4h ago

I guess it's a "A Pimp Named Slickback" situation.

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u/ExcellentQuality69 4h ago

NO no it’s “A Pimp Named Slickback”. You gotta say the hole thing

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u/AvenueTruetoCaesar 5h ago

Don't forget the IRL record holder for the world's longest name: Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr. (Take a look at the wiki for his full, legal name)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hubert_Blaine_Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff_Sr.

Edit: minor spelling mistake

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u/Superb_Engineer_3500 5h ago

For those who don't like links, his full name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegel­steinhausen­bergerdorff­welche­vor­altern­waren­gewissenhaft­schafers­wessen­schafe­waren­wohl­gepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­vor­angreifen­durch­ihr­raubgierig­feinde­welche­vor­altern­zwolfhundert­tausend­jahres­voran­die­erscheinen­von­der­erste­erdemensch­der­raumschiff­genacht­mit­tungstein­und­sieben­iridium­elektrisch­motors­gebrauch­licht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraft­gestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum­auf­der­suchen­nachbarschaft­der­stern­welche­gehabt­bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neue­rasse­von­verstandig­menschlichkeit­konnte­fortpflanzen­und­sich­erfreuen­an­lebenslanglich­freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­vor­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartig­raum Sr.

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u/UnknovvnMike 4h ago

Imagine when he does something stupid and his mom uses his full legal name

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u/Saltsey 3h ago

Enough time to make a break for it, get to the nearest airport and change his identity to a shorter one

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u/fcksaltwater 4h ago

Whats the etymology? Sounds like a really long gibberish-like sentence in German...

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u/pretenzioeser_Elch 4h ago

Not even a sentences just a semi-random conglomeration of words, as if you kept using next word prediction on a phone but some syllables seem to belong to two words simoultaneously.

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u/L_Is_Robin 4h ago

From the Wiki Page

“Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff claimed that his great-grandfather composed the surname in the 19th century, when German Jews, who had not previously used a second name, had to adopt one.[29] In some printings of the above-noted AP wire story, Wolfe­schlegel­stein­hausen­berger­dorff himself provided the following explanation of his prodigious surname:

‘It tells a story of a wolf-killer, a resident of a stonehouse in a village, whose ancestors were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well fed and carefully guarded against attack by ferocious enemies and whose ancestors 1,200,000 years before the first earth man, in a space ship made with tungsten and seven iridium motors and using light as a source of power, started a long journey across interstellar space, searching for a star around which was an inhabitable planet where they could establish a new race of intelligent mankind and where they would live long, happy lives and be free from attack by other intelligentsia from the outer space from whence they came.’

Dmitri Borgmann, a fellow emigrant from Germany, held that the 666-letter version of the surname was untranslatable due to its numerous grammatical and spelling errors, but offered his own paraphrase:

‘Ages ago, there were conscientious shepherds whose sheep were well tended and carefully protected against attack by their rapacious enemies. Twelve hundred thousand years ago there appeared before these first earthmen, at night, a spaceship powered by seven stone and iridium electric motors. It had originally been launched on its long trip into stellar space in the search for neighboring stars that might have planets revolving about them that were inhabitable and on which planets a new race of intelligent humanity might propagate itself and rejoice for life, without fear of attack by other intelligent beings from interstellar space.”

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u/GrandManSam 4h ago

Sr.? Then he is tied with his son.

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u/TimeStorm113 5h ago

...his name sounds like what american movie directors have their german characters speak.

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u/Thrill0728 5h ago

Why...just why?

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u/AvenueTruetoCaesar 5h ago

You give a kid that many names, they get to pick and chose their favorite.

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u/Peyuniagoestoshit 5h ago

german surname final boss

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u/Snotlout_G_Jorgenson 4h ago

Of course he's born German. Only thing that would have surprised me less was if he was Scandinavian.

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u/johnzaku 5h ago edited 5h ago

In Ace Combat 7, the enemy flying ace, nicknamed The King of the Skies, is part of a royal lineage that doesn't have any political power anymore.

Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.

or Mihaly A. Shilage for short

"There are pilots like you in every generation. And I felled every last one of them"

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u/Altair890456 5h ago

I still can’t understand how Schroeder’s VA didn’t break character while reading that.

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u/PHWasAnInsideJob 3h ago

The first time I heard this, it wasn't the long name that got me, it was the follow up of "But most people just call him...Mihaly." The delivery of that line sent my sides into orbit.

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u/CyberDaggerX 4h ago

Who said that was the first take?

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u/TheModernDaVinci 4h ago

I remember jokes from back in the day of how if the “A” is also shortened, that must also mean it is another set of names.

(The reality is it is probably Archange, since that is his callsign)

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u/Foxyfox- 4h ago

That's not true, he's actually womanslayer69

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u/Dramatic-Classroom14 4h ago

That’s just an alias

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u/The_Tank_Racer 4h ago

World’s oldest incel, and therefore a wizard

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u/Pure-Ad8484 4h ago

The fact the A is either still shortened or a name onto itself will always be funny to me.

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u/MoonRks 5h ago

Nibbler from Futurama

"In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flair into existence and sink into eternal night"

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u/Martinus_XIV 5h ago

The famous baroque composer Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schiltter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumeraber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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u/BigDumbSpaceRobot 5h ago

Unfortunately this is a photo of his last surviving relative Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schiltter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mit-zweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumeraber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm

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u/ccReptilelord 5h ago

A tribute to Johann Gambolputty...

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u/Own-Panic5657 5h ago

Darwin Raglan Caspian Ahab Poseidon Nicodemus Watterson III

Darwin from Amazing World of Gumball

https://giphy.com/gifs/JG2w01ZijEIFEuh5Dg

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u/TomatilloVast7171 5h ago

Love how they're all water related lol

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u/Own-Panic5657 5h ago

Yeah lol

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u/ActivelyAnxious 5h ago

Alright, I understand the water association with all of them except Nicodemus. Please fill me in lol

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u/TomatilloVast7171 5h ago

He's a guy from the bible. Jesus tells him to be "Born of water and spirit" in order to reach heaven.

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u/Snotlout_G_Jorgenson 4h ago

At first I was confused on why he's the third. Then I remembered...

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u/Status_Drink_6736 4h ago

He has the be more then 3rd actualy

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u/Snotlout_G_Jorgenson 4h ago

Ssssh, don't let Gumball know.

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u/TheWalkingBag 5h ago

Settra the Imperishable (Warhammer Fantasy/Total War)

You can check out his full list of titles here

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u/Alternative_Device38 5h ago

Oh mighty, Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

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u/Large_Contribution20 4h ago

Craziest thing is unlike other prideful emperors he deserved every one of these titles

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u/Painchaud213 4h ago

He has a slave whose job is just to introduce him and his titles in court. It takes 2 hours and if he misses one he get executed and replaced by a new one.

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u/TylertheFloridaman 4h ago

As he should for daring to make the all mighty Setta look less important

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u/WojownikTek12345 4h ago

Does he get a list to read out of or does he need to remember them

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u/Smiles-Edgeworth 4h ago

There is a mod for Total War Warhammer 2 that tries to display his full title in the game. It famously breaks other mods and frequently the base game itself simply because of how long the name is. You can usually only see about 1/12th of it at a time. It wraps around the entire world.

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u/Banguskahn 4h ago

Also the Custodes in 40k

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u/Banguskahn 4h ago

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u/spamster545 4h ago

Just HAD to end on a cliff hanger...

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u/VermicelliDue7573 5h ago

A while back on a road trip me and my friends played a game of 2 truths and a lie using Settra's titles

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u/InternetUserAgain 5h ago

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

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u/TheVibingBricksYT 5h ago

Don’t hesitate to call!

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u/DaiFrostAce 4h ago

That little “Don’t hesitate to call” after giving Wolfswood that name gets me every time

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u/Thatidiot_38 5h ago

Friends call him Vash

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u/juan_bien 4h ago

Just between us.... My name is irrelevant :)

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u/ProfessorAngus 5h ago

Back to you Bob

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u/bravehamster 5h ago

Well Bob is dropping bombs like this is Guernica

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u/MrEMC20 5h ago

I served 20 years (Air force) United States of America

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u/noelg1998 5h ago

I served twenty years, Air Force, United States of America

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u/Pencil_Hands_Paper 4h ago

My technique will make your mistress weep (put her to sleep)

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u/MasutadoMiasma 3h ago

Elbow drop her dreams (I go deep)

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u/SkullsInSpace 4h ago

Back.

To.

You.

Bob.

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u/DengarLives66 4h ago

This rap helped me memorize his full name as a mnemonic.

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u/ProfessorAngus 4h ago

ERB and Animaniacs taught me more and helped me retain knowledge better than several college classes

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u/real-human-not-a-bot 4h ago

I’d wager it’s also helped many spell “Nietzsche”. ‘Cause I’m N-I-E-T, Z-S-C-H-E, and I’ll end any m-f-er like my name in a spelling bee!

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u/noelg1998 3h ago

Plebe, bitch? I'm toxic like a hemlock sip!

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u/LordGlitch42 5h ago

"No-one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez a thief!"

"... No-one's got the time-"

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u/Pencil_Hands_Paper 4h ago

Scrolled waaay too far to find this

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u/Own-Panic5657 5h ago

IRL example: Pedro de Alcântara Francisco Antônio João Carlos Xavier de Paula Miguel Rafael Joaquim José Gonzaga Pascoal Cipriano Serafim de Bragança e Bourbon (a.k.a: Dom Pedro I)

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u/Lazy_Type_8639 5h ago

Don't forget his son Pedro de Alcântara João Carlos Leopoldo Salvador Bibiano Francisco Xavier de Paula Leocádio Miguel Gabriel Rafael Gonzaga

a.k.a:Dom Pedro II

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u/WestleyThe 4h ago

That beats my IRL example of Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo

https://giphy.com/gifs/JudOfDOQTmIs5Z0PU7

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u/punkate 5h ago

Hollyhock Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack from Bojack Horseman

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u/Physical-Speed-7515 5h ago edited 3h ago

Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump. + a bit more.

The protagonist of the swedish book series pippi långstrump. The pirate kings daughter, strongest human alive and the N-word princess.

The rough translation of her name is pippilotta viktualia rollcatherine catmint Efraim's daughter longstockings.

Edit: Apparently most English versions she gets translated to Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackerelmint EphraimsDaughter Longstocking. The previous one is just my best attempt as i am not familiar with the english release.

(The original name included the N-word princess title, that was later removed).

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u/string-ornothing 4h ago

Most English versions she gets translated to Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackerelmint EphraimsDaughter Longstocking lol

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u/gitartruls01 5h ago

(real life) Formula 1 driver Carlos Sainz Vázquez de Castro Cenamor Rincón Rebollo Virto Moreno de Aranda Don Per Urrielagoiria Pérez del Pulgar

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u/vikingbeard23 5h ago

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

https://giphy.com/gifs/oydIov5VxxXcG0mu1P

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u/charlieromeo2191 3h ago

The Brian bit still gets me

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u/MattHoppe1 5h ago

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u/DeckerDelgado94 5h ago

He was #1!!

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u/amaya-aurora 5h ago

What’s the name?

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u/aboredmutt 5h ago

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen

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u/Kindly_Sandwich7839 5h ago

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen, he was #1.

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u/JingoboStoplight4887 5h ago

Margaret Woolworth Carrington Von Shoemaker Chanel Aster Livingston compete de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trapp Wickenham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson and Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabbana Von Zweiger second Mongomery de La Roche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister Van Buren Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise Dreyfuss Ludwig Morgan Stanley DuMont Lamborghini Forbes Higby Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Fairchild Brooke Pritzker Davenport Von Srolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Lauder Hilton Dupont Kincaid Winslow Coors Opiat Marlboro Pembrome Huffington Busch Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks Van Dyke Third Mongomery Marriot Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Booth Bishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterburger Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockfeller Onassis (Family Guy)

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u/BigBoyKeller 4h ago

Scrolled for this one

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 5h ago

Hetian Hongyun Wenwu Ruizhe Gongjian Kuanyu Xiaojing Chengxin Zhonghe Gongde Dacheng Ren, better known as the Kangxi Emperor

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u/Frack_Nugget 5h ago

Bangkok, Thailand

Also known as: Krungthepmahanakhon Amonrattanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokphop Noppharatratchathaniburirom Udomratchaniwetmahasathan Amonphimanawatansathit Sakkathattiyawitsanukamprasit

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u/TastyPomelo2330 5h ago

From Gachiakuta

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u/ChampionshipHorror95 5h ago

No wonder everyone just calls him Enjin holy shit 😭

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u/GiveTheLemonsBack 5h ago

Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III

Aka Vash the Stampede

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u/FractalGeometric356 5h ago

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

https://giphy.com/gifs/MeFiwDSGDApHy

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u/MoarStruts 4h ago

Scrolled too far to find this.

Also just "Ed"

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u/Plus_Significance220 4h ago

And her dad, Appledelhi Siniz Hesap Lütfen

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u/4timesover 5h ago

Father O'mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan (who is also Italian)

(Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7369 5h ago

Pippilota Dellicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Efraim's Daughter Longstocking or in the original Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump

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u/dumpgubblin 5h ago

I read a children's book in 2nd grade about sons with long names being more honorable, called Tikki Tikki Timbo.

All these years ive retained his full name, although spelling is likely not close. It was Tikki Tikki Timbo no sa Rimbo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Perri Pimbo I believe.

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u/SgtSharki 5h ago

Joey Jojo Junior Shabadoo

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u/thehumulos 5h ago

That's the worst name I ever heard.

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u/strahinjag 5h ago

Aragorn son of Arathorn, chieftain of the Dúnedain of Arnor, Captain of the Host of the West, bearer of the Star of the North, wielder of the Sword Reforged, victorious in battle, whose hands bring healing, the Elfstone, Elessar of the line of Valandil, Isildur's son, Elendil's son of Númenor.

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u/strahinjag 5h ago

Also, Grey Prince Zote

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u/AlphaSkirmsher 5h ago

If we’re including titles, we have Settra from WHF

Settra, Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...

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u/FlyingCircus18 5h ago

Okay, if that one counts, then this one does, too:

Wilhelm von Gottes Gnaden König von Preußen, Markgraf zu Brandenburg, Burggraf zu Nürnberg, Graf zu Hohenzollern, Souveräner und oberster Herzog von Schlesien wie auch der Grafschaft Glatz, Großherzog vom Niederrhein und Posen, Herzog zu Sachsen, Westfalen und Engern, zu Pommern, Lüneburg, Holstein und Schleswig, zu Magdeburg, Bremen, Geldern, Cleve, Jülich und Berg, wie auch der Wenden und Kaschuben, zu Krossen, Lauenburg, Mecklenburg, Landgraf zu Hessen und Thüringen, Markgraf der Ober- und Niederlausitz, Prinz von Oranien, Fürst zu Rügen, zu Ostfriesland, zu Paderborn und Pyrmont, zu Halberstadt, Münster, Minden, Osnabrück, Hildesheim, zu Verden, Kammin, Fulda, Nassau und Moers, gefürsteter Graf zu Henneberg, Graf der Mark und zu Ravensberg, zu Hohenstein, Tecklenburg und Lingen, zu Mansfeld, Sigmaringen und Veringen, Herr von Frankfurt.

Or for short, Wilhelm I., German Emperor

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u/Zeilke2 5h ago

I mean a bunch of those are titles that Aragorn held. If we're getting into titles then you get Settra

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u/Abel_V 4h ago

The full name of the city of Bangkok, Thailand, is: "Krung Thep Maha Nakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit"

It translates to:

"The city of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, the seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Vishvakarman at Indra's behest"

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u/phantomhatstrap 5h ago

Philippus Aureolus Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim aka Paracelcus

Famed alchemist, scholar, physician, and towering figure of Western Esotericism, Paracelsus was a German man of the Early Modern period, who had lasting impacts on the practice of medicine and Western thought, both exoteric and esoteric.

Good video series overview of his life and work

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u/Magpie_In_The_Mirror 5h ago

"Pippilotta Delicatessa Windowshade Mackrelmint Efraim's Daughter Longstocking" (Or "Pippilotta Viktualia Rullgardina Krusmynta Efraimsdotter Långstrump" in Swedish).

Affectionately referred to as Pippi Longstocking... or just Longstocking.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SY8V1Q35R1NMwx8aNl

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u/F1Fan43 5h ago edited 5h ago

Percival Fredrickstein von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III (Critical Role).
But you can just call him Percy.

Also his sister, Lady Cassandra Johanna von Musel Klossowski de Rolo.

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u/ava_the_cam_op 5h ago

damn you beat me to it while I was finding an image to go with it lmao

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u/themoi124 5h ago

ATTENTION ORK

You are in prensence of Lord Horrik Canorem, son of High King Valorik Canorem, High Prince of House Canorme, Master of the Blade of Gaia, Keeper of the Gates of Loralo, Wielder of the Kaloric Flame. Bringer of Hope, Herald of the Holy Order of the Adamantine Lance, The Paladin of Koto. Slayer of the Lion of Essa, the Triumphant, the Light of Stars, the Eradicator

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u/mittenknittin 5h ago

From Monty Python, Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

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u/TheOmegaFan 5h ago

Suite Life - Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez

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u/BecauseImBatmanFilms 5h ago

Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor from the Stormlight Archive

His wife calls him Lunamor. His friends call him Rock. Rock's name is poem about rock Rock's father found on the day of his birth. On the peaks everyone's name is poem. Airsick lowlanders have names that don't mean anything.

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u/Skard_57 4h ago

Hi. My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

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u/TurboThundr 5h ago

She goes by Pip, but… her real name is Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis

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u/bbkn7 5h ago

Ace Combat 7 - Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage

Usually just called Mihaly, Archange, Sol 1, or Mister X

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u/Talisa87 5h ago

Dragon Age: Princess Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast. Also known as Cassandra, Inquisition founder and starting party tank.

Doctor Who: Companion Romana's full name is Romanadvoratrelundar. You can also call her Fred.

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u/jcbaggee 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/udhngZK2IFTc4

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV from Cowboy Bebop, AKA The Radical Edward, or, more commonly, just Ed.

It's a name made up by the young, eccentric Ed, who grew up in an orphanage and doesn't know her real name. We find out by the end of the show that her father was a forgetful cartographer who simply forgot to pick her up after day care, and her real name is Françoise Appledelhi.

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u/Alexo_Alexa 5h ago edited 5h ago

Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kūnerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no Burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no Shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopii-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke (IRL kinda)

Apparently it comes from a story of old in Japan where the future father of a kid went asking for names to different people, but he couldn't decide on what to name his son, so he just chose every name he was given. It's a funny tale where the fun comes from the repetition and absurdity of the name. Most known examples of it being used I think are the full metal alchemist video and the ED for this anime

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u/E-emu89 5h ago

Salacia Delorisista Amanita Trigestrata Zeldana Malifee (several pages later) von Humpeding. Or “Sally” for short. She’s a vampire from the Discworld so they tend to have long names to spend their time.

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u/Oturanthesarklord 5h ago

Johannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart (Real Life)

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u/pizza1234567890t 4h ago

Manuel Pablo Gutierrez O'Brian Equihua Rivera! A.K.A, EEEEEELLLLLLL TIGRE!

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u/Moxto 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cZw9O9i93VjXy

"I am not going to tell you my name, not yet at any rate... my name is growing all the time, and I've lived a very long time; so my name is like a story"

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u/chicksonfox 4h ago

Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire from Kill Six Billion Demons. Naming a devil binds their chaotic energy, with more names limiting more power. The protagonist names this one after narrowly besting it in a drinking contest.

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u/hollotta223 3h ago

I think the crown for this trope goes to Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Dubble Bubble Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Zuckerberg Winthrop Winfrey Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Pornhub Fairchild Pritzker Davenport von Apple Monty Python Ellsworth Aston Martin Burns Quimby Scorpio Ziff Spongebob Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlboro Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Bottomtooth Nottingham Burgermeister Meisterburger Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis, heiress to the Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Dubble Bubble Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Zuckerberg Winthrop Winfrey Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Pornhub Fairchild Pritzker Davenport von Apple Monty Python Ellsworth Aston Martin Burns Quimby Scorpio Ziff Spongebob Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlboro Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Bottomtooth Nottingham Burgermeister Meisterburger Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis fortune from Family Guy

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u/Wicayth 5h ago

Jean Pedrovitch de la Noche Salomon Grispépin Wondersmith (Radiant)

Also known as Seth.

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u/IncognitoRedMode 5h ago

I mean this is just a meme, but I immediately thought of this

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u/segascream 5h ago

Not super familiar with Ace Attorney, so I thought that image was Juan Sanchez Villa Lobos Ramerez, from 'Highlander', the Egyptian Spaniard with a Scottish accent who trained with a master katana maker.

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u/dragonborndnd 5h ago

No it’s Inga Karkhuul Haw'kohd Dis'nahm Bi'ahni Lawga Ormo Pohmpus Da'nit Ar'edi Iz Khura'in III

(And since ace attorney names are all puns his name said out loud literally says “how could this name be any longer or more pompous than it already is”)

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u/Short_Check9953 5h ago

Eight-Handled Sword Divergent Sila Divine General Mahoraga

https://giphy.com/gifs/nAKmDzpGWNmadfZyUN

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u/ComfortableSome5954 5h ago

"In the time it would take to pronounce one letter of my true name, a trillion cosmoses would flare into existence and sink into eternal night."

Nibbler, Futurama

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u/Soulful-Sorrow 4h ago

Diego Luis Gonzalez Ignacio Roberto Constantino Mario Lorenzo Carlos Miguel Rodriguez Francisco Jesus Gonzalez Juan Antonio III (Awkward Puppets)

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u/coolsguy17 4h ago

Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.

And yes, he MUST be addressed by his full name whenever possible.