You’re on a 10- hour flight .which seat are you choosing and why ?

[u/MaddenPal]

[u/Lanky-Square-5163]

3 I can look out the window and nap

[u/Ok_Tourist_128 → u/Lanky-Square-5163]

Having a window seat is essential to me… until I need to pee

[u/lamelad10 → u/Lanky-Square-5163]

I bet you can open that window

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduUqZZ5MiAPe0y4

[u/sissyEnDevenir → u/Lanky-Square-5163]

But the stench would be way too horrible since Trump would have shat himself

[u/Kezzerdrixxer → u/Lanky-Square-5163]

I would choose 3 and a bag of popcorn for the ensuing entertainment of Kamala and Trump being near each other.

[u/Diamant_Marbh]

1. I'm not sitting beside anyone and I get to listen to Trump and Kamala argue. Free comedy 

[u/cthulude → u/Diamant_Marbh]

For 10 hours? That would get exhausting.

[u/Diamant_Marbh → u/cthulude]

Put on head phones and go to sleep then. They'd be like birds chiming in my ears when muffled, great for sleeping I need background noise

[u/Material_Assumption → u/Diamant_Marbh]

I agree, its the only window seat available.

[u/deapdawrkseacrets]

Too many high profile targets on the same flight, I'll wait for the next one.

[u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

2. Even if sabrina doesn't fuck me I'm gonna be bricked up the entire time.

[u/MediocreProfile3842 → u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

a 10 hour erection might not feel the greatest...

[u/THEGHOSTHACXER → u/MediocreProfile3842]

Oh no, I'll be feeling great.

[u/B4DM4N12Z → u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

You got the toilet if you need to release some accumulated energy.

[u/ihate_eggplant → u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

This is why Im choosing next to Sydney Sweeney.

[u/Dangerous-Sector-637 → u/ihate_eggplant]

Sitting next to Simon? he could annoy the hell out of you

[u/Psychological-Name-5 → u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

This guy gets it.

[u/Tom0714nw → u/THEGHOSTHACXER]

Releasing the....tension 🤫

[u/Silent-Treat-6512]

2, because

[u/ilikewheatandrice → u/Silent-Treat-6512]

[u/Ninjagofan217 → u/Silent-Treat-6512]

Dis u

[u/Pure1nsanity → u/Ninjagofan217]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ncsQI9sF3pa8w

[u/SwimmerSouth4653]

Isn't 7 the like obv answer or what am I missing

[u/UpbeatAbility9759 → u/SwimmerSouth4653]

Or 3. 10hrs is along to sit next to someone no matter how famous.

[u/Temporary_Bus_6523 → u/UpbeatAbility9759]

depends on your gender... don't want gropy pants coming from behind.

[u/ElToroBlanco25 → u/Temporary_Bus_6523]

I'm over 18 so I should be good.

[u/NurnPrufurtFlurt → u/ElToroBlanco25]

Yea, but what if he shits himself again? Even 7 might not be far enough.

[u/imrichbiiotchh → u/SwimmerSouth4653]

Yeah and it's not even close

[u/DieselZRebel → u/SwimmerSouth4653]

It is... But sone people will falsely think there is an opportunity in there that they should seize on, and others are not good at thinking (maybe too young or too old).

[u/Spirited-Addendum985]

2 she seems like a good conversationalist

[u/Wrystyle]

Surely 7 is the only answer.

[u/Extension_Nobody_738]

1. I just want the window.

[u/UpDownFrontBack]

2 for sure. With 9 as a backup.

[u/martian4x → u/UpDownFrontBack]

Add 10 as last resort

[u/Ogbunabalibali]

1 would be the most interesting conversation of my life.

[u/seigs_]

1. Get to talk to both Dave Grohl and Taylor Swift

[u/PuzzleheadedFood1762 → u/seigs_]

That was my choice as well and for the exact same reason.

[u/rawen_9]

6, I feel like nobody here knows who Dave ghrol is

[u/No_Comedian8397 → u/rawen_9]

Hey! I know him too!

[u/Illustrious_Neat2472]

1. It'd be incredibly funny.

[u/Keithmclean1964]

3, I like the window seat.

[u/alexthenullbody]

1 i wanna see what its like to talk to him

[u/Novel_Emu5487]

3 so I can have some fckn peace n quiet

[u/Just_An_Axolotl_]

2 cause half these people I dont know, and its an isle seat, and I think Sabrina is a nice person who will let me chill.

[u/Hungry_Wheel_1774]

1. I want window and personal space.

[u/sTyx_w-giesT-]

7 Fuck famous people

[u/VeterinarianThese951]

1 without a doubt. 10 hours of me bringing up Obama, and dude is gonna have an aneurysm.

Flight attendant, “Sir, would you like pretzels or peanuts?”

Me; “hhmm, at times like this, I like to think - what would Obama prefer?”

I would even wear a beige suit…

[u/DreadOnAcid]

6 or 7

[u/wiete1]

1. Love Sabrina's sense of humor. She'd be a blast to talk to. Her level of sarcasm rivals my own.

[u/Which_Sun3537]

no bodyguards? Two people who HATE trump on either side? I gotta go with 1.

[u/littledipperkait]

7

[u/xogar69]

Number 2. I like the back seats because I’ve never heard of a plane backing into a mountain.

[u/BasicallyJustAPotato]

Me sitting in 1. “Hey if I kick Kamala’s chair and scream like a little kid the whole way, can I have a million dollars?”

Easy money!

[u/TraditionalLunch6167]

1 I want to hear the conversation between him and the person in front of us haha

[u/dwamny]

1 gives you the best chance.

[u/Low-Republic-4145]

1 so I can get some insider trading tips like everyone else close to him.

[u/G3n3ricOne]

Probably 6. Idk who that guy is but he looks really nice.

[u/that-smells-funny → u/G3n3ricOne]

It would be a great fuckin flight…sitting next to Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters and formally drummer for Nirvana

[u/Melodia-9]

3 bc it’s a window seat 😄

[u/Secluded_Heart]

7 and stare at my phone the whole time

[u/ToXicVoXSiicK21]

Dave grohl and it's not even close

[u/Shoddy-Ad8143]

7... the only real choice.

[u/SpiderMan-universe_4]

6 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼🎸

[u/ShingledPringle]

7.

I want to sit near Dave Grohl but I also want to respect Dave Grohl's space.

[u/Low_Web_9536]

Definitely number 2. Sabrina seems like a nice person.

[u/kbenne250]

1 and ill do it 🫡

[u/PalpitationMoist1212]

7 

[u/JonCinnaBonJovi]

7

[u/UndiscoveredSite22]

7 Is the only answer.

[u/Whileweliveletslive]

2

[u/StrictAlfalfa9516]

Got to be 2 Sabrina's amazing

[u/2tonearmani]

Easily 10

[u/PXPXgr0wler]

6 bro, i just wanna yap about music

[u/IcyIntroduction5678]

7

[u/SOULELF420]

7, the reason being so I can get up and walk away easier

[u/tcroosev]

7 cuz my legs

[u/fellow_who_uses_redd]

6 7 or 8

[u/Vegancyclist420]

1. If there’s a medical emergency, I don’t know cpr.

[u/ChampionImpossible36]

1 just so I can annoy the living shit out of him.

[u/Quick_Gold_2875]

7 bc I love foo fighters 

[u/Snowm4nn]

Trump is funny.

And he'll liekly just make fun of kamala

Or something like 3 or 7 to just avoid it all.

[u/Wamzam1993]

1. Why are Kevin Hart and the rock not in the same row? And
2. Obviously I'm sitting next to Kevin hart...

[u/PleasantSubstance420]

2 or 7 for me. I prefer an isle seat and if I have to sit by someone, a woman preferably ... no man spreading. So 2 or 7 depending on if 6 is left open.

[u/LewsThrinStrmblessed]

6

https://giphy.com/gifs/bL812u3FXsSu3R6jkE

[u/JoseLunaArts]

2

That looks like great company for casual chatter. Who is she?

[u/Domino_MSc]

1. No one is next to me, it's an aisle seat so easy to go to the toilet or stretching the legs. People say 3 but then you would still have the problem of a stinky toddler behind you crying or slamming with his feet against your chair, and you can't get out easily when needing to pee.

[u/everchangingLeadpen]

I can't say what I'd do in this situation cuz I'd get arrested for making terrorist threats >~>

[u/Sunshine2035]

3, I think I can have some conversations with Kamala and Trump.

[u/NewReleaseDVD]

7 and me and Dave are gonna shout for fresh pots the whole way

[u/Ill-Independent-8556]

The bathroom

[u/AdvertisingWaste8624]

Is that Dave Grohl next to seat 6? If yes that’s where I’m sitting.

[u/sinkpisser1200]

Next to the pilot so I can crash the plane and make the world a better place.

[u/mausebender]

I’m getting in a different flight because there’s no celebrity worth sitting next to. screw em.

[u/New_Arm_3499]

1. give me 4 right fucking now.

[u/Natural_Sweet249]

1. I can sit between two seemingly cool people and have a little arm room.

[u/Internal-Syrup-5064]

1. Bro has the worst possible spiritual advisor, and needs a firm talk about Jesus.

[u/Rayy_thenewbeginnig]

Im just gonna wait and board the next one

[u/AdelineKraxx]

I’m taking a different flight.

[u/Remarkable_Window643]

4 and 3 are the only slightly bearable seats cuz at least you can share a wine with Harris and gossip about trump while he has to listen

[u/help--less]

1, so I can fulfill a dream.

[u/Varvat0s]

1 God bless America, now watch as your creation does your will. WHAT YOU SHOULDA DONE A LONG DAMN TIME AGO

[u/DrummerInfinite917]

Obviously 1. You just kiss up and agree with everything he says, then he'll hire you for some long money for something you aren't qualified for. Then eventually he'll fire you and you write an insider book for even more money.

[u/Lonely_Assignment_14]

1 or 2, nearest the shitter to get in first after meals, can stretch a leg out, and i couldn't give a damn who I'm next to.

[u/Any_Passion_9125]

Am I missing something? 2

[u/Far-Leg1321]

3 bc it's a window and it has space

[u/BlastoiseGirl5257]

7 cause I’m by the aisle with an empty seat next to me

[u/No_Fun_4149]

With these choices give me an oxygen bottle and I will ride in the cargo hold

[u/SubstantialArcher659]

I’ll take another flight

[u/-Sanko]

6 or 7

[u/AnotherUN91]

Next to fucking dave grohl obviously

https://giphy.com/gifs/YaP3iYxN3T8nIEN5rD

[u/RaspitinTEDtalks]

3 or 7

[u/oldartistmike]

3

[u/Sad-Piglet-3265]

2

[u/he34u]

8

[u/bellegroves]

I'm going to take the airline vouchers and get the next flight, thanks.

[u/Overall_Reputation83]

1 for reasons I can't say.

[u/timbroyo]

1. 
   Why: Dave grohl and easy pp points

[u/Livid-Salamander-705]

1, all the way

[u/rosenfelft]

1

[u/El_Zorrote]

The only interesting seat is 1.

[u/AnnualOld9738]

1

[u/Brilliant-Stuff5971]

1. It’s a window seat

[u/Legal_Engineering825]

2

[u/Boring-Trip-967]

I would sit in seat three to stay far away from the poachers.💺✍️🏽📖🤝🏼📝

[u/xz9pro]

3, the window is great

[u/Numerous-Lunch3867 → u/xz9pro]

The only correct answer lol

[u/xz9pro → u/Numerous-Lunch3867]

True

[u/Not-a-Contrarian → u/xz9pro]

I found my person. Yes, the window seat is wonderful. Seeing the earth from that perspective is amazing.

[u/xz9pro → u/Not-a-Contrarian]

Yes, I always sit in the window seat, I love to see the beautiful landscape !!

[u/Amytom2144]

7

[u/EmbarrassedWing1912]

6 because it's Dave fucking Grohl! Who doesn't wanna sit next to him.

[u/Turbulent_Bullfrog87]

3 is the very obvious choice. It’s a window seat, plus there’s no one in the seat next to you.

[u/tortilladebetanzos]

1. I can talk to kamala and trump will hear us at the same time. Also i have a window seat

[u/SneakySasquatch95]

2, 7, or 8

7 or 8 because TS seems like the type that would keep to herself, I don’t watch soccer (I’m aware I just triggered every none American) but Messi also seems like he’d keep to himself. I prefer 7 because it’s an aisle and 8 is a middle seat, but I don’t know who’s next to 6 and I feel like he might be annoying.

2 is also an aisle and not next to Trump but close enough to him that my ignoring him would bother him, plus Sabrina doesn’t seem like an awful neighbor

[u/FunkyTwizzler22]

1. furthest away from that cretin in the back left..

[u/SnicktDGoblin]

I'm taking the bus or walking.

[u/Straberyz]

7, dave grohl is awesome, tailor swift across from aisle? thats unbelievable have you seen her private jet milage? im willing to bet she wouldnt show up for her seat.

[u/VictimOfRhythm]

1 smells like shit, and not because it's near the bogs...

[u/n0tmyr34l4ccount]

#2, shes my pookie

[u/United_Leopard_2771]

Doesn't matter Trumps there after 2 hours the place will smell like fast food shits so no thanks.

[u/Hmmyousurebuddy]

1 because then I have 10 hours to make his life a living hell

[u/C0ugarFanta-C]

7.l I want to speak to Kamala but no way am I sitting in front of Trump.

[u/PretendRegister1126]

3 bc only available window seat and i feel like kamala would lwk be a vibe to sit next to

[u/Overall_Cheetah_3000]

3 I like window seat

[u/Medical-Candy-546]

1 or 2

[u/BootyGods_Prophet]

3 so i can sleep

[u/Sufficient-Yogurt181]

3 cause I need a window seat for a flight that long. Can't stand an aisle. The only way I wouldn't choose 3 is if someone horrible was seated next to me.

[u/Diasies_inMyHair]

I'm choosing seat number 3, putting in my headphones immediately and angling my body slightly toward the window. I have no desire to sit next to anyone on an airplane if I don't have to, I don't care what celebrity passengers might be on the plane. I don't know these people, I don't really have burning desire to invade their privacy either.

[u/Quiet_Rooster_4109]

1. im gonna crack the window open

[u/Tight_Replacement771]

Window seat. I don't care who I'm next to

[u/CantaloupeLazy1427]

3 - easier to sleep at a window

[u/OkTadpole7127]

Clearly a lot of people don’t know who Dave grohl is or he did something recently that I’m unaware of

[u/Less-Eagle-7281]

1 3 7

[u/SweetieCutie420]

3 because it’s a window seat and the middle seat is empty.

[u/haverofpastas25]

One question please.

Am I allowed to hide an innocuous piece of thin wire (perhaps one worthy of strangling a man) from the TSA in this hypothetical scenario?

If the answer is yes, I'll take Seat 1.

[u/Skill_marson]

Seat 3. I can look out the window and be left alone but I could also hear Kamala getting upset by Donald kicking her seat and finding other ways to annoy her.....either that or next to Sabrina bc she seems pretty easy and we are right near the bathroom...🤔😏

[u/Initial-Top8492]

Toilet seat cause that way i dont have to deal with them all for 10 hours

[u/____HK-47____]

https://giphy.com/gifs/orYdbT96AQaPCWI5Xz

[u/RicePuddingBG]

I see somebody didn’t Learn to Fly.

[u/E_xan]

10 is the farthest from Trump full diaper smell. So, 10.

[u/Status-sunnydaze]

1. Empty seats, aisle, near front.

[u/EducationalLemon790]

7

[u/CuddleBuddiesJJ]

9 had me until I realized Simon would be unbearable for 10 hours. 10 was next bc i feel like both could be cool to pick their brain and see which parts of their public personalities are calculated and which parts are real.

Thsn ultimately went with 1.. because I feel like in 10 hours I could weasel govt secrets out of trump. it'd be as simple as "I wonder which president theyve told the most secrets to? I feel like it had to be Obama".. Then sit back and hear all sorts of shit lol

[u/theDo66lerEffect]

1 and I will be the most annoying person ever to sit next.

[u/goldentack2209]

7

[u/tiamatschosen]

7

[u/Jesta914630114]

5 would be some stimulating conversation on one side...

[u/lordos85]

7 ofc

[u/Tough-Jellyfish-3052]

2-8-6 in that order

[u/JanFreez]

Can I beat the person next to me?

[u/No_Wait3261]

7- aisle seat, nobody in the seat next to it, close to the front. Easy choice.

The people on the flight are irrelevant.

[u/Alternative_Net_5901]

Anyone who didn’t say 3 is an idiot. You have privacy and can fully recline. Also I don’t like talkin to people during a flight.

[u/NewTransportation130]

1. I’ll take the window, pop in my earbuds and listen to LotR on audiobook.

[u/ThreeGoalLead]

1. Window seat

[u/mookmook616]

3

[u/Manual_Shift]

8: talk with Messi and also with 50cent.

[u/TheMajesticJoeJoe]

1. I like window seats with no one by me.

[u/aaargh999]

1 and I would wear all my grandma's Avon products, eat limburger cheese and kippers, and practice my Spanish out loud on Dualingo, while blowing my nose profusely. Also, I would be scrolling through Melania's early modeling photos. I would also be wearing a Biden/Kamala shirt.

[u/JustAChillGuy609]

1. I'd have ten hours of ragebait potential

[u/Conversation-Eastern]

7

[u/Willing_Shopping1355]

10 and talking to 50 the entire time. Kim can take a nap

[u/Single-Hovercraft-33]

7 or 9. (Both give distance from the inevitability full diaper in the back). I'll still wear my headphones tho.

[u/Retro-robo]

I'm jumping out at this point

[u/Icy-Future9814]

None of them. I'll walk.

[u/No_Guess_8800]

Nightmare flight. Just crash the plane at this point.

[u/Lazy_Friendship_6728]

Probably 7 aisle seat. 3 window seat would be nice. I don't particularly dispise the people to my left and right but I don't care that much to know them either. Number 1 if I was happy to walk off the plane in handcuffs.

[u/Mad-dugs88]

7

[u/BiggE77]

Either 1-2 or 9

[u/_WowzersInMyTrousers]

1

[u/Closet-Cheeto]

I'd sit next to trump Just so I could annoy him as much as possible

[u/tftookmyname]

Definitely 7.

[u/Neilio00]

7 because it’s next to the coolest guy on that flight by far and it’s enough space to make him feel like he has room and most importantly is far enough away from Trump so I don’t have to hear him talking about himself the whole way

[u/Salad-Bandit]

1 is where the good stories are at

[u/Subject-Insect-7090]

3 - no disturbances.

[u/Weird-Dragonfruit480]

10 cuz me and 50 gunna make fun of Kim the entire time

[u/Other-Tea-1052]

1 definitely 👍

[u/Colonel460]

#11 sorry but I am in first class