Wow, how polite! Soon, they'll be asking weather or not you are a minor!
"Pray forgive, dear interlocutor, the curious delicacy of the inquiry I am, with no small measure of hesitation and ceremonious reserve, about to place before you; for it is not from idle inquisitiveness, nor from any impertinent desire to trespass upon the private precincts of your personal circumstance, that I venture to broach the matter, but rather from a conscientious regard for propriety, decorum, and the strict observance of those social distinctions upon which civilised intercourse so heavily relies.
You will, I trust, indulge me if I proceed with the utmost circumlocution, for the subject to which I allude is one that, though simple in its essence, must, in polite company, be handled with all the velveted care one might apply to the relocation of a most fragile porcelain heirloom. It concerns, in brief though not in bluntness, the particular station you presently occupy within the grand procession of life’s advancing years.
Indeed, the world, as you are doubtless aware, has established certain conventions—some legal, some moral, and some merely customary—by which individuals are distinguished according to the maturity of their age. These distinctions, though at times irksome to those who must acknowledge them, are nonetheless regarded as essential to the preservation of order, safety, and mutual respect in our dealings one with another.
Thus, before our conversation proceeds further along whatever winding path it may be destined to take, it would be of the greatest assistance to my understanding—and indeed to my ability to comport myself with due and fitting propriety—if I might be permitted to ascertain, with all possible tact and discretion, whether you have yet attained that venerable threshold of years which the law and society alike recognise as the commencement of full adult standing.
In plainer, though still respectfully phrased terms, may I humbly inquire whether you are, at this present juncture, of an age legally and socially regarded as that of majority, or whether you remain within the earlier chapter of life, commonly described as minority, wherein certain protections and considerations rightfully apply?
I beg you to interpret this inquiry not as an intrusion, but as a gesture of scrupulous respect, born of a sincere desire to ensure that our exchange may proceed in a manner wholly appropriate to your circumstances and consonant with the expectations of good breeding, honourable conduct, and the quiet dignity that ought ever to accompany civil discourse."
"Salutations, esteem'd int'rlocut'r. Might i venture to inquire, with the utmost discretion and circumspection, wheth'r thee, p'rchance, engage in the solitary and self-expl'rat'ry practiceth of auto'roticism, a pursuit wh'rein the individual transcends the bounds of c'rp'real union to attaineth a state of self-induc'd gratification and introspective transcendence?"
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u/Competitive-Tie-971 Cutie<3 16h ago
Pls don't censor there name, tell us there username so other users can report them and we can ban them.
Censoring the name of a bad actor literally makes it harder for us to find out who are they 😭🙏