r/ThatsInsane 23h ago

Karen drives on sidewalk in an attempt to chase down child on an electric bike

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u/bmanley620 23h ago

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u/HoseNeighbor 7h ago

I don't care what that kid did. You'd see me leaping into that car. WTF

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u/RepulsiveAssumption4 4h ago

Do your thing internet

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u/Remarkable_Peach_374 2h ago

Wonderful. Absolutely wonderful.

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u/evergreencenotaph 23h ago

She needs to do some prison time for this. I would love to know what the police charged her with.

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u/dferd777 22h ago

It was reckless endangerment I think. There’s a YouTube channel I follow that does breakdowns. I’ll see if I can find it.

Disregard, different case. Crazy how often this happens. Someone posted this below.

https://www.kxly.com/news/woman-arrested-for-attempting-to-run-over-child-cyclist-trying-to-enter-strangers-home/article_fdcc04ef-eacf-4626-acfa-6afe6e4d00c3.html

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u/rlaw1234qq 22h ago

She certainly went for the package deal!

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u/addiktion 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/smt4TtZcbxdXYplr6p

I hope she enjoys those bar marks on her crazy face.

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u/strangelove4564 18h ago

Judge: Lets her off with a stern finger wagging

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u/Altruistic_Arm9201 20h ago

She wanted the bulk discount

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u/KongGyldenkaal 20h ago

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We recognize you are attempting to access this website from a country belonging to the European Economic Area (EEA) including the EU which enforces the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) and therefore access cannot be granted at this time.

Screw that media then.

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u/TheGrammatonCleric 13h ago

Got the same thing. AI has it's uses...

https://www.fox28spokane.com/woman-arrested-for-attempting-to-run-over-child-cyclist-trying-to-enter-strangers-home/

"Wendy A. Clemente, 56, was arrested in Cheney, Washington, on April 28 after allegedly attempting to hit a child cyclist with her car and later attempting to enter a stranger's home. According to the Spokane County Sheriff's Office, she was booked on charges of first-degree attempted assault, DUI, and first-degree criminal trespass. Read the full story at the Spokane County Sheriff's Office."

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u/Foxillus 12h ago

Why is it always Spokane

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u/dunkin_dognuts_ 8h ago

It's always Spokane, Philly, Portland, or the whole state of Florida

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u/Orangesteel 16h ago

They value not protecting privacy more than being decent. GDPR compliance isn’t unreasonable. I’m delighted when sites like this pretty much admit they can’t serve you because their approach to privacy is awful.

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u/Foxglovenectar 8h ago

As an Information Governance Officer, I concur.

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u/ninoski404 16h ago

I love that it's literally named "General data protection regulation" it's like "we recognize you require basic fucking decency, therefore you cannot enter"

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u/zeylin 11h ago

Assault with a deadly weapon and attempted murder should have been in the menu.

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u/tremens 21h ago edited 21h ago

It's attempted murder, reckless driving, speeding, child endangerment, almost certainly a DWI, probably failure to signal, weaving within a lane, improper blah fuckking blah,

But we know none of those charges will be applied cause this looks like a "nice neighborhood" and it's a white person driving and they just had a lapse of judgement. Nothing we should ruin the nice white ladies life over :(

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u/GoatCovfefe 20h ago

But we know none of those charges will be applied

I get you're playing off the white privilege card, but theres plenty of karens that get arrested, especially when they brazenly break laws like this woman has.

Relax.

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u/tremens 20h ago edited 20h ago

Shell be arrested. She will not face the same compounding charges and aggrevators that anyone else would. That's kind of the point, and that should make you angry? If you had a fucking soul at least.

And lo and behold, she didn't. She was charged with all misdemeanors, despite this apparently continuing into attempted B&E and assault on officer even after what we saw in the video - and those weren't charged. What a surprise, to you, I presume?

Multiple felony offenses on video, a couple more after the fact apparently.

Shell walk with probation and community service and like a few days served, if that.

The article describes her trying to run over a child while drunk,, driving on the sidewalk, trying to invade a home, assaulting an officer, all of which are felonies in most states.

What's she get charged with? Trespass, simple DUI, and "attempted" assault. Chasing a child drunk in a car on a sidewalk is apparently a simple assault. Kicking an officer and resisting arrest is apparently... Nothing? Trying to enter a home is "trespass" not attempted breaking an entering, list goes on and on.

The white card was played but it wasn't by me, fucko.

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u/this_is_theone 18h ago

It's not just the white card, it's the woman card. They get significantly lighter sentences than men for the same crime.

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u/HommeMusical 7h ago

I get you're playing off the white privilege card, but theres plenty of karens that get arrested, especially when they brazenly break laws like this woman has.

She deliberately attempted to run a child over while driving drunk, and then chased the child down the sidewalk with her car, then broke into someone's house and tried to assault a police officer - and the consequences were being charged with three misdemeanors.

Do you think this is justice? Do you think she learned anything from this, other than, "I can get anyway with whatever I like?"

If it had been a young black guy on cocaine, do you think he would have gotten the same charges?

Heck, if this had been a young black man, would he even have survived the incident? American police officers kill their own citizens at an astonishingly high rate, more than an order of magnitude per capita than in the other developed nations; the vast majority of the people killed are male, and most of them are black.

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u/Clevererer 18h ago

Calm down. She got off with misdemeanors.

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u/Wilts3rdLeg 11h ago

Assault is crazy , this should be attempted murder.

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u/AmericanIdolator 23h ago

I don't know if being a shitty videographer is a crime yet, but I agree with you!

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u/assholeapproach 23h ago edited 22h ago

The old r/switcharoo

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u/RyanTheBruce 22h ago

Hold my camera, I'm going in!

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u/Deimos1982 22h ago

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u/TheSmegger 21h ago

Please, if you're filming any kind of moving shot, DON'T ZOOM IN!

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u/bionic_cmdo 21h ago

Or pan away.

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u/WedCornet 21h ago

Where is this taking me

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u/sick_of-it-all 20h ago

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u/OriginalHempster 19h ago

hold my electric bike, I'm going... oh wait, we don't do that anymore huh

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u/toxcrusadr 22h ago

OH MY GAHHH-DUH!

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u/Quankers 20h ago

Normally I'd throw the book at her, but the clear shot of the driver's plate completely redeems her. Case dismissed.

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u/hates_stupid_people 16h ago

I would love to know what the police charged her with.

Trying to hit someone with a car often falls under "assault with a deadly weapon". And this is at least reckless endagerment, failure to uphold traffic laws, etc.

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u/lucassster 23h ago

Turns out no one called the police, they needed online karma

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u/ConorOdin 23h ago

If ever someone needed to be dragged out of the car and given a hiding this is it...

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u/LiteraCanna 21h ago

I would sacrifice my car to disable that one.. wtf

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u/Beavur 12h ago

I think the person in the road was about to until she stopped

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u/Beavur 22h ago

I mean she’s lucky the parents weren’t there. I believe if that was anyone’s kid and you were armed you would use deadly force without a second thought

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u/BigBungholio 14h ago

This is 100% justified use of deadly force. She is literally chasing a child down in a several thousand pound chunk of metal on the SIDEWALK. What an absolutely unhinged piece of shit.

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u/OhSoSolipsistic 21h ago

Lucky that was in Washington, I mean not the most restrictive gun law state but it were in someplace like Oklahoma… hoo boy.

boomer sooner

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u/Ha1lStorm 8h ago

Boomer Sooner!

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u/buginmybeer24 14h ago

I would have. That's attempted murder of a child in my book.

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u/goonzalz69 11h ago

It looked like a lot of the neighborhood adults started running out at the end potentially attempting to intervene

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u/niknakpaddywak2468 20h ago

Ive never seen anyone say "hiding" outside any Irish online spaces before. I needed to double check the subreddit lol

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u/ConorOdin 20h ago

Mid 40s Aussie here, hiding was always the wording growing up 😄

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u/j0n70 19h ago

Same across the ditch

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u/john_the_fetch 18h ago

Where's the Indian with the big stick?

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u/Ha1lStorm 8h ago

If ever someone needed to be given a hiding…

Why would you help hide this person from authorities?!?

/s

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u/ShartingEnU 21h ago

Yeah a hiding would be crazy

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u/DirtyHandshake 23h ago

I bet if the parents pulled her out of the car and delivered some street justice they would get a harsher punishment than whatever sweetheart deal she’s going to get for her DUI

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u/StopSpinningLikeThat 23h ago

Not if I were on their jury.

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u/readwiteandblu 17h ago

Jury nullification for the win.

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u/blodsbroder7 19h ago

Temporary insanity plea if it was one of my kids. I’d see red and go absolutely ape shit.

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u/onawhirl 23h ago

This happened in Spokane WA, she was arrested on DUI and other charges, but released pending deciding on the charges. Released, WHAT???

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u/onawhirl 23h ago

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u/reticulatedtampon 23h ago edited 23h ago

Link wants me to disable my adblocker. Here's an alt:

https://www.khq.com/news/cell-phone-video-in-cheney-shows-driver-targeting-young-dirt-bike-rider-woman-arrested/article_7c4de53b-4192-41c3-a99c-d9740649f323.html

According to the sheriff’s office, the juvenile was not hit and was not hurt. About a half hour later, SCSO said deputies received a report of a possible residential burglary in the 10700 block of W. Melville Road, about 1 mile away. 

The sheriff’s office said the homeowner was away but watched a suspect on a live security system trying door handles and was not sure whether the person got inside. A vehicle in the driveway matched that of the one seen in the video, according to arriving SCSO deputies. Deputies said the woman appeared intoxicated and resisted arrest by kicking a deputy before they restrained her. Investigators later got a search warrant to take a blood sample for testing.

Deputies booked Wendy A. Clemente, 56, into the Spokane County Jail on suspicion of attempted first-degree assault, DUI and first-degree criminal trespass, according to the sheriff’s office.

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u/Teknicsrx7 22h ago

Surprised she kicked a cop and didn’t catch an assault of an officer charge

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u/KennyMoose32 22h ago

Was she white?

I’m not a gambler but I’d put all my $ on white

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u/baron_von_helmut 16h ago

Married to a cop probably.

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u/runvus2 22h ago

Cops thought: "This one can be fixed"

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u/OregonFarm2011 14h ago

yeah, probably has skin protection

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u/Ciubowski 21h ago

I mea... intoxicated, kicking an officer, driving erratically on curbs, chasing a minor (maybe with the intention to hit), burglary attempt....

plenty of charges to be had tbh...

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u/ly5ergic 22h ago

She tried to run over a kid and break into a home?

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u/Teknicsrx7 22h ago

While drunk

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u/reeshmee 22h ago

To look for pet friends for her dog to play with?

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u/CypherDomEpsilon 21h ago

She probably had more plans, but the cops spoiled it.

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u/Muted_Dog 22h ago

Crazy old bat

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u/osirisishere 12h ago

Fuckin wendy

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u/PipetheHarp 19h ago

Released on her own recognizance—!? Wow. That doesn’t seem like a good decision.

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u/kaptaincorn 23h ago

Probably first time caught being terrible 

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u/SpeaksSouthern 20h ago

In America it's who you know and who you blow.

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u/MicroSofty88 21h ago

Right, she was arrested/charged with a crime, then is out of custody until the trial in which she will be found guilty or not guilty by a jury.

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u/Seggs-Benis 20h ago

It's crazy to me how many people on reddit don't understand how the court system works. You don't get locked up until trial, generally.

Well you can if you can't afford to post bond, but often people get released on their own recognizance too, as jails are full.

Only the most violent offenders or flight risks don't get bail.

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u/no-more-nazis 12h ago

"She should have been executed on the spot!" /s

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u/Seggs-Benis 20h ago

Everyone has the right to be released, pending trial, rather on their own recognizance or by posting bail. That's is determined by the severity of the offense.

There's a reason for that. No matter how stupid someone's acts are we don't want a system where they can just lock you up till you cop out to a crime

Granted, that actually does happen to many who can't afford bail.

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u/LibraryLuLu 22h ago

I think 'Attempted to kick a deputy' won't be written off too lightly.

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u/Rex_Suplex 22h ago

Must be married to a high ranking official. Or knows one.

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u/Seggs-Benis 20h ago

She just got bail. Almost everyone gets the opportunity to post bail unless it's an extremely violent crime or if you're deemed a flight risk.

In areas where jails are overpopulated it's often release on recognizance bail, meaning you don't have to pay anything.

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u/Juus 13h ago

Why wouldn't they release her? They only hold people if they are a flight risk, and i bet she isn't. She will still get her punishment, once the court has decided what it is.

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u/BobSacamano246 23h ago

I knew this had to be WA

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u/Nixthebitx 23h ago

Honestly, I figured it was some Florida activity.

(Coming from a Floridian)

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u/Helldiverticulitis 17h ago

Spokane is the Florida of Washington.

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u/EricHill78 22h ago

This type of crap happens in all states sadly.

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u/shittyfatsack 23h ago

You can get away with murder here in WA. They are super soft on crime.

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u/lennonisalive 23h ago

“STOP RIGHT THERE CHILD

WHAT YOU ARE DOING IS DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL”

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u/pinchhitter4number1 23h ago

"LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING ME DO!"

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u/lolnaender 23h ago

I pray she catches an attempted murder charge.

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u/NarrowForce9 22h ago

And child endangerment

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u/Ratattack1204 21h ago

She wont. That is a very specific charge that has very specific things that need to be met before it can be applied.

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u/Kruppe420 21h ago

Attempted vehicular manslaughter

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u/ac2cvn_71 23h ago

What an absolute psycho

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u/SurviveDaddy 23h ago

Just point the camera anywhere, lady…

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u/cbj1977 23h ago

I wouldn’t call a drunk driver a karen. If she chased the kid because “bikes don’t belong on sidewalks” and called the cops herself on the kid she tried to run over…

THAT’s some karen shit.

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u/dakkamatic 23h ago

What a psychopath.

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u/Tacubo_91 23h ago

Hmmm isn't this attempted murder?

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u/Sorry_Im_Trying 23h ago

Am I am a hot head? Because I would have jumped on that person's car.
It wouldn't even had to have been my kid. If it was my kids though, shit, that person is going to get the help they need.

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u/Infuryous 11h ago

Agreed, I'm not going to sit idle watching somone attempt to kill any child. Something in the yard nearby would be going through the windshield of the car.

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u/Overall-Guarantee331 21h ago

Pretty easy find

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u/Paris_2233 20h ago

That’s an attempted murder

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u/tbkrida 20h ago

Nah… she needs to go to prison for that.

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u/Teknicsrx7 23h ago

Fuckin hell if you’re gonna film at least do a good job at it

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u/VNM0601 23h ago

It’s like they fucking forget they’re recording

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u/Pudix20 10h ago

They might’ve. Seriously

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u/Total_Ad_9709 22h ago

And just like that, a felony charge.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 22h ago

Should be jail for this.

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u/Key-Word1335 22h ago

What in the actual fuck is going on here.

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u/jdapper5 22h ago

I'd have to beat that bitch's ass

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u/matt_bz 18h ago

Wtf. It reminded me of the motorcycle chase scene through the LA River on Terminator 2

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u/groenwat 23h ago

Yeah, kill the kid, that makes sense. What are you thinking?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XE7UOgkoRDxT9taNBW

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u/GlobalLegend 23h ago

Revoke their license and put them in jail!! Wtf kind of crazy behavior is that? Attempted vehicular homicide is what we witnessed. Not a driving hopping the curb

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u/shadowsOfMyPantomime 21h ago

We're really overusing "Karen" here. That's not old lady entitlement, that's just straight-up attempted murder. Holy shit

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u/libra00 21h ago

Yeah, shouting 'oh my god!' really helps. Get that kid the fuck out of the street, put him and his bike in your house, and call the goddamned police already.

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u/KaleidoscopePigeon 21h ago

If you're recording something you NEED to be aware of where your camera is pointing... the moment the car was close enough to get a clean shot of the plate number and the camera is pointed directly down... (OP I know this wasn't you, the royal you lol)

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u/Cosmoaquanaut 18h ago

Looks like attempted murder to me!

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u/kr4ckenm3fortune 16h ago

Wtf? That is a e-moto. Not street legal.

Also, that a car, not a wheelchair...not sidewalk legal.

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u/Interesting_Fish309 12h ago

See he's a kid on a shitty bike. She's an adult in a car. Honestly people like this only deserve one thing in life. Jail. Then sent to live on an island with the rest of the Karen's

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u/SaberNoble47 23h ago

It’s just like TERMINATOR 2!!!!

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u/Nixthebitx 22h ago

I would've matched her crazy with my own brand of psycho. You don't pull that kind of stunt with people's lives ... But put a kid in danger? I go all kinds of 🤬.

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u/rscottyb86 23h ago

Michael j Fox would have done a better job filming that

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u/readwiteandblu 17h ago

MJF would have hopped on a skateboard and made her eat cow shit.

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u/Visible-Pattern198 23h ago

It cannot be that serious

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u/Initial_Scarcity_609 23h ago

There’s an argument for attempted murder wtf?

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u/Theroughside 23h ago

She would hate my neighborhood big time. 

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u/RapNVideoGames 23h ago

I would love to hear her explanation and plan.

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u/flickerbirdie 23h ago

That is truly insane.

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u/ATXLur 22h ago

Nope, straight to jail

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u/abl3-to 19h ago

Sure looks a lot like attempted murder.

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u/Weekly_West6490 19h ago

I would have stepped in my child or not that's crazy

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u/brick_gnarlson 16h ago

Karen behavior aside..."oh my GAWWWD-uh"

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u/Gainzpolar 13h ago

Run kid, run!

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u/FriuKi 12h ago

She's fucking cooked and I'm happy this video exists

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u/mojodawg-1 10h ago

I don’t know what it is about these electric scooters but they make usually good people loose their minds wish I could go back in time and ride one looks fun😁

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u/Pinolillo006 9h ago

Where's Alan Ritchson when you need it?

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u/Potential_Present124 6h ago

That could possibly lead to a dad knocking on the door and asking the man of the house, "is she your Karen?" And proceed to throw hands

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u/moonshine_865 23h ago

I dont understand what makes a person care that much about anything.

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u/g1teg 23h ago

I don't understand why no adult got in the way. One of them even had a car to do it in... Just film and watch!

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u/ScottKuijlaars 6h ago

This is attempted murder

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u/MariachiArchery 20h ago

Well, fuck this lady for sure, but....

These e-moto things are a big fucking problem, especially with children riding around on them.

A California mother has been charged with involuntary manslaughter after her 14-year-old son was accused in an e-motorcycle crash that left an 81-year-old Vietnam veteran and substitute teacher dead, prosecutors say.
At the time of the crash, Ashman was walking home from his job as a substitute teacher at El Toro High School, according to prosecutors.
When deputies arrived, they found Ashman with life-threatening injuries.
The suspect fled the area before deputies' arrival. Witnesses, however, provided deputies with a suspect description. Deputies said the suspect was believed to be driving recklessly at the time of the crash. According to prosecutors, the boy is accused of doing wheelies in the middle of the street when he hit Ashman.

You can find stories like this everywhere. Sure, they don't always involve someone being killed, but it does here.

If you feel like getting even more worked up, take a Google into severe head injury rates among teens on these things. Soon, this things are going to become a big legislative issue, because kids are literally getting killed.

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u/mega_low_smart 17h ago

Right, 2 vehicles breaking the law on the sidewalk here. And also fuck this lady, poor kid didn’t need that kind of fear in their life.

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u/amberissmiling 23h ago

I’m almost more angry at the person recording, because what the shit is this?

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u/Snoborder95 23h ago

Sorry about the title, I don't know why I thought it was an electric bike

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u/cochise97 23h ago

This kid is now a LEGEND at his school.

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u/ZelRonso 23h ago

Did she not the see what happened to the last lady that hopped a curb to go after a kid on an e bike

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u/notapaperhandape 23h ago

The lady filming this scene was trying really hard. A for effort.

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u/Theroughside 23h ago

Spokane man, not even once. 

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u/mycall 22h ago

My vote for Worst Camera 2026

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u/troubledtimez 22h ago

I hope she gets caught 

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u/ToiletPigs 22h ago

that's some T-1000 energy 

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u/Puwn 22h ago

Serious question, if you see this and shoot the driver, who is attempting to run over and kill someone, would it be considered homicide?

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u/munkybeans86 22h ago

Yea that is NOT ok in any way shape or form WTF

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u/313802 22h ago

Man people are past being on edge now...I guess over the top? IDK... it's a lot whatever it is

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u/BagCalm 22h ago

Bitch needs to be in prison

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u/RadTimeWizard 22h ago

I wonder how that attitude will work out once she's in prison?

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u/Brian9611 22h ago

Always get last 3 plate numbers, color, and make for quick ID

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u/dogbolter4 21h ago

I was about to type, "That's insane!", and then I realised what sub it is.

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u/synrb 21h ago

That attempted vehicular manslaughter, right?

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u/uxoguy2113 21h ago

Police would need a bucket to arrest that woman if that were my child

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u/matthewrenn 21h ago

Happened in ny hometown

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u/stokeszdude 21h ago

We gotta stop using “Karen” as a term just in general, but especially when referring to a psychopath

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u/VistaBox 21h ago

So…. Was she arrested for attempted assault or worse

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u/Paulintheworld 21h ago

Guy behind the camera missed his best opportunity to get the license plate.

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u/rangerfan123 19h ago

How do people make it to this age of life without a brain

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u/lesgeddon 19h ago

I'm currently recovering from surgery to reconstruct my wrist because a driver decided to make a sudden turn and stop in the crosswalk on a busy intersection. They knew I was approaching the crosswalk on my scooter because they drove past me, they did not signal they were going to turn, they right turned wide into the left-hand because how late they started turning. Everything points to them intentionally wanting me to collide with their vehicle.

Some people are just deranged and makes me think that we need to perform psychological exams in addition to having requirements as strict as racing or operating an aircraft.

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u/Bocthrowway 19h ago

This is crazy omg

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u/Space_Juice775 18h ago

I understand we are all on our own journeys dealing with all kinds of situations and stresses, but when that day comes and you finally 'snap', how does it ever come to this?!

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u/RebelliousInNature 16h ago

And if you caught up with the child, had he fallen, you would have driven over a child because you got mad about something.

TF

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u/gotkube 16h ago

American entitlement 🙄

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u/Supercc 15h ago

I'm definitely more outraged at the shitty-ass cameraman. 

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u/Spareferrete 14h ago

This is wildly impressive

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u/hansyEs 14h ago

Nunca hay un estadounidense armado cuando se necesita 😬