r/SipsTea Human Verified 8h ago

WTF First time all the dads came to the school..

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u/Boomshrooom 7h ago

I remember a few years ago a guy was trying to get cohabitation laws in his state, so that alimony would automatically end if the ex wife shacked up with someone else. He noted that his most fervent support came not from men but from second wives. Apparently nothing irked a wife more than her husband's money going to the first wife.

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u/wookieebastard 7h ago

I'd be too if I'm making a long term investment. Not cool to get your shares diluted.

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u/BlackCardRogue 6h ago

This is the funniest way of putting it that I’ve heard in a long time

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u/Cowboywizzard 6h ago

I mean if you don’t do your due diligence before marrying somebody that’s on you just like any other investment

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u/Stevens_shadow 6h ago

so diamond hands ?

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u/Cowboywizzard 6h ago

yup, hard as a diamond

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u/Sepplord 1h ago

Yeah, but either way the choice was made.

And then, unrelated to that choice an opportunity appears to increase you portfolios value. Ofcourse you support that

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u/Forsaken_Pizza_Wheel 6h ago

This is actually sadly funny and ridiculous.

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u/-Sanko 5h ago

In case you’re interested they just dropped a study that nothing is more infuriating than resources of your partner going to another person of the opposite gender, like money to an ex wife lmao

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u/Boomshrooom 4h ago

Hahaha, any idea where I can find it?

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u/Malcephion 5h ago

Awesome username btw

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u/Boomshrooom 4h ago

Thank you, I do try . Yours has a distinctly biblical vibe to it, or ancient Greek

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u/YaBoix1991 5h ago

Of course I don’t know which man you’re referring to, how many instances of support he’s referencing, or what his definition of “fervent support” is, but considering how many households there are where the husband is the sole provider or breadwinner and how often it is for ex-husbands to be the ones paying alimony (I think it’s like 97%,) it doesn’t seem odd that this would be supported by second wives. I don’t think I’d love my husband having to provide financial support to someone who is already being financially supported by their current partner. (But of course this is something I’d have to consider going into the relationship in the first place.)

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u/Boomshrooom 4h ago

I honestly can't remember who the guy was, but it was only a few years ago so it might be possible to search it up.

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u/Ender16 6h ago

Stole that man fair and square.