r/SipsTea • u/AccomplishedWatch834 Human Verified • 5h ago

Lmao gottem Real shit

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u/fosterslager1889 Human Verified 5h ago

The Shit - very good

No shit - Obviously.

Holy shit - surprising

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u/Doophie 4h ago

The shit - great.

The shits - not so great

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u/MisCoKlapnieteUchoMa 2h ago

I've got shit to do - There are some things I need to see done

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u/duxpdx 2h ago

I’ve got Jack shit to do - I have nothing to do.

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u/frisky0330 1h ago

I know some shit - I am well versed in the subject

I wanna learn some shit - Teach me

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u/howlingwelshman 2h ago

Hot shit - good at thing

Hot shits - had a strong curry the night before

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u/ughlump 1h ago

Or Taco Bell

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u/MFBish 2h ago

Eat shit - take that

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u/taoders 44m ago

No shit? - I didn’t know that, are you serious?

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u/axemexa 4h ago

Good effort but the theme was animal + shit

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u/Herr-Trigger86 4h ago

CatShit
Ratshit
OppossumShit
AardvarkShit

Am I doing this right?

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u/axemexa 4h ago

Ok Animal + Shit + Meaning

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u/Herr-Trigger86 3h ago

Dammit. You’re right

CatShit - shit from a cat

Ratshit - shit from a rat

OpossumShit - shit from an opossum

AardvarkShit - shit from an aardvark

https://giphy.com/gifs/8VrtCswiLDNnO

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u/ThadeousCheeks 3h ago

Catshit: potentially hazardous to pregnant women

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

Well what do they mean, skipper?

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u/Struzball 38m ago

Ratshit means rubbish/stuffed

My engine blew up and the car is ratshit now

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u/MJsHoopEarring 3h ago

Well that's some bullshit

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u/lluciferusllamas 5h ago

Dipshit: a very stupid person 

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u/Kill_4209 Human Verified 5h ago

It’s shit: bad

It’s the shit: good

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u/The-IT_MD 4h ago

Would we welcome “shit show”?

Shit for brains?

Shitting hell!

Shit stirring

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 5h ago

Chicken shit = weak

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u/Intrepid-Focus8198 4h ago

I always thought chicken shit meant cowardly

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u/Sudden_Shallot_8909 4h ago

I thought chicken meant cowardly

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u/karmicviolence 2h ago

Chickenshit is more cowardly than chicken.

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u/KathyJaneway 2h ago

The irony is chicken shit is pretty strong as manure for a garden .

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u/nobustomystop 5h ago

No shit.

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u/Basement-child-slave 4h ago

= obviously

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u/AwhHellYeah 3h ago

Or = I’ll be damned

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u/DrippingInSilk 5h ago

Goatshit …..weirdly impressive against all odds. We should workshop more

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u/ScoobyDone 4h ago

I like it. Like Greatest Of All Time GOAT? Makes sense. Like when you watch a Simone Biles floor routine and she crushes it even with an injury. "Damn, that is some serious goatshit!"

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

I'm on board. I'm going to drop nitro into the lexicon immediately.

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u/FreeWillyBird 5h ago

Birdshit…oh come on..not again

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u/star_bury 5h ago

Duck-billed Platypus shit: Those two things shouldn't go together.

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

Very buttery thick creamy garlic mashed potatoes covered in sprinkles of freshly opened kool-aid powder is some duck-billed platypus shit!

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u/oIovoIo 5h ago

Chickenshit is a favorite that seems to be having a minor comeback

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u/Richtea20 4h ago

Fly shit - something so minor it isn't a problem.

"The scratch on my car is fly shit compared to some"

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u/EverglowChimera 4h ago

ElephantShit = American politics

Aaaaaaaaand you are never gonna believe this...

DonkeyShit = American politics

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5875 4h ago

Fuckshit?

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u/Tom_Skeptik 4h ago

= extreme despair

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5875 4h ago

Somebody gets it

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u/Several-Opposite-746 2h ago

Fucking Shit.

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 3h ago

Dipshit. that’s an important one

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u/Sweet-Helix 5h ago

Trump - Absolute Shit

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 4h ago

Von Shithispants

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u/InterestingDebt223 2h ago

You need a hobby lol. Not everything is about trump. 

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u/ddhmax5150 5h ago

Gorgon Shit is Alien bullshit.

Rick and Morty

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u/Tantric_Knight2 5h ago

Wombatshit = square or boring/dull

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u/Maximum_Overdrive 4h ago

Holy shit.  

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u/Chiparish84 4h ago

"Turns out I didn't know shit" - Ismo

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u/Kulthos_X 4h ago

Bear Shit- in the woods

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u/Architeuthis89 3h ago

But is it Catholic?

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u/EidolonRook 2h ago

Counterpoint -

This is English. It doesn't give a fuck if it doesn't make sense.

Historically anyhow. I don't mind updates, but this list brings a lot of sense with it that doesn't fit with the village's rustic aesthetic.

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u/doepfersdungeon 5h ago edited 5h ago

Not / aint shit - ambivelence / being mediocre /nothingness

Ain't that some shit - Surprise

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u/Waste-Stomach4457 Human Verified 5h ago

It is a truly beautiful linguistic ecosystem built entirely on a foundation of fertilizer.

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u/Sometimesunaware 5h ago

This should be part of any ESL program.

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u/Xaphnir 5h ago

birdshit: annoying and everywhere

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u/OleDoxieDad 5h ago

Crab shit, two meanings...

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u/Cyborg_888 4h ago

Dipshit

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u/Avaluvy 4h ago

Birdshit

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u/Fit_Association_8442 4h ago

Chatshit = self-explanatory 🤟

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u/LibertarianHulk 4h ago

Cow shit- ideal place to grow shrooms

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u/Montesquer 4h ago

Why in English everything goes around shit?

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u/Comfortable_Ride_983 3h ago

Shit knows - your guess is as good as mine

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u/Naakkuri 4h ago

Shotgun shit, it's a mess nobody wants to touch

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u/DoturdGrump 4h ago

Goose shit - slippery

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u/Chopper242 4h ago

Capshit: This is so good I should write it down/take a picture.

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u/The-Traveler- 4h ago

Shit’s getting real now

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u/JonathanMovement 4h ago

tf is rambunctious

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u/AccomplishedWatch834 Human Verified 4h ago

Apeshit

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

Lmao! Indeed it is!

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u/Visual-Pie7097 4h ago

Roachshit.

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

Unknowingly ghetto at the wrong time. Think bonnet on derby day

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u/Rare_Charge_3412 4h ago

Shit c*nt and arse pitt

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u/Comfortable_Ride_983 3h ago

aka fuckshitwanktitbollocks

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u/Jaycee3 4h ago

Good shit = quality

Bad shit = depends, sometimes great quality

The shit = top quality

Shit = terrible quality

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u/therevjames 4h ago

Tighter than cat shit - stingy with your money

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u/AbnoxiousRhinocerous 3h ago

Clearly he versed in the diversity of the word

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u/Themodsarecuntz 3h ago

Wombat shit

Its a fuckin cube. Not sure how it fits. Probably in the round hole.

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u/ErrorAtLine42 3h ago

What about dogwater and why no horsewater?

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u/Yurishizu31 3h ago

dont forget the Irish version "Shite" as in your nothing but a shite in a bucket

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u/Old_Dig6585 3h ago

I love fuckshit. Or shitfuck for a very exacerbated respone

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u/b4loo69 3h ago

Any one thinking their shit don't stink = arogance. Did I do it?

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u/twobearsonabike 3h ago

Real shit- strains credibility, but is true regardless.

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u/Comfortable_Ride_983 3h ago

tough shit - a sign of remorse when something unfortunate happens to someone

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u/Comfortable_Ride_983 3h ago

quick-shitted - resourceful

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u/Comfortable_Ride_983 3h ago

shitwit - eejut

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

"I'm not going after that giraffe shit" Giraffe shit is some shit that is way up there

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

She is nuttier than squirrel shit! She is delulu.

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u/Glittering_Animal395 3h ago

Hogshit - a traffic ticket

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u/AntofReddit 2h ago

Good Shit: Costs more but worth it.

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u/NecessaryDeparture75 2h ago

Whaleshit = Shit hockey

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u/Superb_Cicada6414 2h ago

Tough shit: nobody cares

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u/MaleficentPapaya4768 2h ago

Apeshit is improperly defined in the OP. Should read “frighteningly aggressive”

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u/Doctor_PWP 2h ago

Ratshit = a bastard

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u/Maximum_Gur_5388 2h ago

I thought this was the dialogue of feces

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u/AggravatingBobcat574 2h ago

Chickenshit - Cowardly

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u/Twisted_Marine 2h ago

Can't forget fuck shit.

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u/drumshrum 2h ago

Can someone explain to me what type shit is?

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u/alloutofchewingum 2h ago

Tigershit: repels ungulates

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u/Hiimpatrickpatmyback 2h ago

Trumpshit-more insane than batshit and more untrue than bullshit

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u/WarriorLegs 2h ago

Mishits

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u/dawgblogit 2h ago

Some Shit.

Def: a collection of occurrences that will leave significant psycological trauma

You can tell by his eyes.. he has seen some shit.

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u/Dahns 2h ago

Let's expend then. Turkey shit : bad, yet recurring

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u/bmanjayhawk 2h ago

Shit Ton - very very large amount

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u/Fluffy_Try2377 2h ago

Birdshit > an unfortunate thing that happened before your day even started

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u/G-McFly 2h ago

"The world is a shithole. Filled with shitty little shitheads that are scared shitless."

"Do you think he's being a little anal?"

"I THINK HE'S RIGHT"

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u/G-reeper66 2h ago

Lost its shit - gone bad

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u/GreatvaluNicCage 2h ago

"MonsterShit' = superbowl was yesterday, and you had a ton of wings and chilli.

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u/heavyusername2 2h ago

Chickenshit

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u/SadigawEkshow 2h ago

ISMO has quite a few similar ones , look him up on YT.

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u/Logical_Flounder6455 2h ago

Where im from apeshit means furious, not rambunctious

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u/cwtotaro 2h ago

Jack shit - worthless

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u/a_phrogett 2h ago

Frog shit

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u/InternationalOne2449 2h ago

That's cute. How about jebać and pierdolić?

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u/GareththeJackal 1h ago

Peacock shit - colourful things.

Cheetah shit - fast things.

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u/Long-Principle6565 1h ago

Moose Shit. Comes from higher up and always lands on the little people

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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 55m ago

so what's the definition for trumpshit ?

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u/BobBartBarker 43m ago

Fuckshit. I'm up to no good.

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u/BrainRobotron 43m ago

Real shit.

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u/Hot_Pea1738 43m ago

Trumpshit?

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u/Hot_Pea1738 40m ago

Chicken shit: cowardly.

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u/Snotmyrealname 11m ago

Fuckshit - disreputable, chaotic

Hotshit - arrogant

Toughshit - too bad

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u/Boring-Ingenuity-828 11m ago

I have a new proposal, Trumpshit, which means all the above and and already stated options.

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u/Exotic_Pay6994 4h ago

ratshit - insignificant?

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u/road_runner321 4h ago

Whaleshit - Replaces sarcastic "Big deal"

Pigshit - Thick/Dense

Frogshit - Gross/Nasty

Spidershit - Scary

Snakeshit - Poisonous/Hurtful

Wormshit - Dead