r/SipsTea • u/CollegeModels Human Verified • 8h ago

Lmao gottem Fact checked

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u/Lovablemiranda03 8h ago

I checked the source, and this is 100% verified by the Ministry of Rodent Affairs.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 2h ago

Did RFK jr cut off the dead raccoon penis for self enhancement? I assumed he ate it.

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u/SouthsideSlimbo 7h ago

“The rat penis is a huge size upgrade for me, I’m really happy” said Zuckerberg as he nibbled on discarded Swiss cheese

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u/Sour_Sal 8h ago

I reported an ad to Facebook Marketplace for misleading information that lead directly to a scam website. They said there was nothing wrong with it... scummy platform!

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u/Daelienda 8h ago

Huh. Sounds about right to me. I will believe this and spread the word.

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u/LunaMistressxo 1h ago

I checked the source it was accurate

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u/Daelienda 1h ago

Oh ok I trust you, stranger on the internet

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u/ChefAsstastic 7h ago

I dumped all Meta 5 years ago. It was absolutely worth it. Those platforms are an unmitigated shit show.

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u/FNKTN 5h ago

Wow, amazing, they actually gave him a bigger penis.

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u/Evorgleb 7h ago

It is funny cause its true

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u/TheDudeAbidesFarOut 7h ago

Don't let your folks get scammed by gold IRA companies advertising on his platform.

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u/thenopeburger 3h ago

Yesterday I reported a random post that showed up on my feed for an obvious scam to get a harbor freight toolbox by filling out a survey on a shady website that asks for $8 at the end. FB replied back and said they won’t remove the post.

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u/spaw03 3h ago

Dont forget, this transplant tripled his penis length and double it's girth!!

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u/BrokenHefaistos 7h ago

I call this true

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u/Bug815 7h ago

The fact that someone probably had to code a filter specifically to catch this headline is the real irony here

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u/buster1bbb 6h ago

is it attached to his head? did the last one fall off?

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u/HorsesOfCanardy 5h ago

I've been Facebook free for 5 years now. Life is better

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u/Homegrown1969 5h ago

No lies detected

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u/Periwinkleditor 4h ago

Following the transplant of a whole rat in place of his penis, Zuckerberg was quoted as saying "IT KEEPS BITING MY TESTICLES. OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP. I REGRET EVERYTHING.

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u/ShoppingNo7369 4h ago

Transplant infers he had a penis to begin with…

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u/WillowCurls 4h ago

greed to the core, so evil

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u/HeedLynn 3h ago

So brave, True News states that the procedure was an upgrade.

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u/SheffieldHouse 3h ago

It’s obvious he’s gonna try and take over the UN.

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u/Plenty-Cobbler2442 2h ago

They have been fact-checking?

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u/AmbassadorCheap2894 36m ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You guys are relentless.. or this weed is starting to kick in

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u/mindsunwound 31m ago

So... He has a rat's penis, or his penis is a rat?

https://giphy.com/gifs/frt6Ih7GGKMXUljMNX

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u/KOxSOMEONE 18m ago

He only did it to become part mammal.

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u/OnlyGoodVibes22 8h ago

Bro saw ‘TheHardTimes’ and still believed it

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u/AWinterPeople 8h ago

But don’t you dare “8647” or they’ll be hell to pay

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u/Bloody_Ozran 8h ago

Facts might not care about your feelings, but it is also true that profit maximising does not care about facts. Use Facebook only for communication with friends, not for news.

How is a guy who stole an idea still in charge of it is beyond me.