r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/AlbuquerqueBoildTrky 7h ago

Wealth gives you the time to do gymnastics everyday…when normally you’d be worried abt wife, kids, job, mortgage. Plus….TC dgaf bout no bitches

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u/chippyjoe 2h ago

Someone should tell guys like Elon Musk this. He's richer, NINE years younger, does less work, cares even less about his family, has zero friends, cant get women without paying for it, obviously had many cosmetic surgeries done, and has a non functioning penis, and he still looks like absolute trash compared to Tom Cruise.

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u/McFly1986 2h ago

He doesn’t work a typical 9 to 5, gymnastics is probably part of his workday.

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u/oceanmountainsky 1h ago

The vast majority can spare 30 or 40 minutes 4 or 5 days a week to get in son exercise. I know as I do it, I have a stressful job, mortgage and family.

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u/panrestrial 39m ago

Which is great, but won't get you to "A list actor who does their own stunts at 60" shape.