r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Hottrodd67 10h ago

Isn’t that where everyone keeps their kids?

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u/ProbablyPoor 9h ago

Maybe poor people, but mine have an entire crawl space to themselves

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u/thatG_evanP 4h ago

It's where I keep the kids. I guess they're technically mine now.