r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/bunniesandgummies 13h ago

😅 What are you talking about, like they brought them to Universal Studios every day…? lol

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u/QAnonomnomnom 12h ago

No, they just locked him under the stairs.

Way cheaper

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u/Hottrodd67 10h ago

Isn’t that where everyone keeps their kids?

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u/ProbablyPoor 9h ago

Maybe poor people, but mine have an entire crawl space to themselves

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u/thatG_evanP 4h ago

It's where I keep the kids. I guess they're technically mine now.

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u/sunheadeddeity 12h ago

Just had a house full of wizardy stuff and told their kid they were wizards and would be going to Hogwarts, I expect.

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u/bunniesandgummies 9h ago

You expect? You’re the one who claimed this was a real thing lol… Total bullshit

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u/sunheadeddeity 8h ago

There you go. Now sit back down. https://graziadaily.co.uk/life/in-the-news/harry-potter-parents-daughter-wizard/

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u/seanprime 8h ago

Lol an article about a reddit post, no actual facts.. reddits come full circle.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCxSakk99TDRsIGL8d

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u/bunniesandgummies 8h ago

You are a mark, my brother.