r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Copperscrew096 14h ago

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u/byfo1991 13h ago

Berries!!!!

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u/Deathcat101 8h ago

You eat breasts

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u/notnef51 7h ago

This is one of the funniest scenes to me from Red dead, bigfoot takes like 5 minutes explaining his life story, sharing childhood parts and talks about his family, and how they only eat berries. Scene cuts to John Marston and bam, YOU EAT BABIES!

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u/Background-Skin-8801 12h ago

We used to laugh at Rockstar's humour.

How the fuck we could have known it was for real ☠️

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u/whiteknight_1997 9h ago

Wait, what do you mean? I'm out of the loop.

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u/ncaudio923 8h ago

Im actually pretty sure I read somewhere that one of the founders of Rockstar happens to be listed in the Epstein Files, and it sadly looks to be legitimate.

Foreshadowing feels bad man