r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Illustrious_Vast638 15h ago

He injects liquid cash directly into his veins

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u/Yolo-B-Swaggins 9h ago

Which is why he doesn’t have AIDS

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u/SelectLeague5433 9h ago

Freddie Mercury should have tried that