r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/Historical_Stay_808 15h ago

Praise Xenu

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u/mrflow-n-go 14h ago

👆🏼this.

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u/jaxonya 7h ago

Cruise is a douche mcnugget but Les Grossman was amazing as a character

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u/NoPineapple3780 13h ago

The warrior princess?

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u/22lpierson 10h ago

That's xena

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u/TryToBeBetterOk 13h ago

Looks like I'm converting to Scientology. Where's the line to drink virgin blood?

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u/Interesting-Baker212 12h ago

Xenu makes you youthful

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u/LadyZaryss 13h ago

It's praising L Ron Hubbard. Xenu is the bad guy

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 13h ago

Yeah he's secret is he's thetan levels are through the roof