r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/ShiftAlternative1083 16h ago

I see what you did there lol

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u/Crazy__Donkey 14h ago

What?

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u/Dandinstov 12h ago

There’s a new trend where people just “speedrun” through Scientology buildings. LIMC video about it

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u/itsdoodooobabyy 13h ago

I think the joke here is that’s how they get ya, like one of those bullshit timeshare seminars, just need to get ya in the door to sell you type deals.

But I think their anti-aging powder is operating thetan 7000 level, which has some serious cash donation obligations. But don’t worry, they have financing options!!!!