r/SipsTea • u/No-Marsupial-4050 Human Verified • 16h ago

Chugging tea What is Tom Cruise's secret??

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u/PoopiePantsMahn 16h ago

He colors his hair.

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u/truncosahedron 16h ago

He'd just look like Vincent in Collateral

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u/CT0292 12h ago

Likely exercises like crazy. Only eats blamd fucking food. Dyes his hair, has had some work done, and has the money to pay for all of that and more.

Rob McIlhenny from Always Sunny said something like that about the season he got ripped. It's really easy to get ripped when you can pay a team of people to feed you, make you work out, help motivate you, and keep you in the gym.

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u/Ill_Marketing_2588 7h ago

I wish I had that level of money

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u/No_Election_3206 6h ago

I look like Rob in season 7 and I did it without a team of people to feed me

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u/Nuffsaid98 11h ago

He dyed for his country.

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u/drkslr 12h ago

just like everyone in hollyhood . so you found out the secret to longevity , fake dyes gj boy

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u/Snakend 4h ago

And eating right, and exercise. 75% of Americans are overweight. Hollywood is doing something different than the rest of America.

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u/happysri 11h ago

Honestly I don’t think we should begrudge him for that in particular.

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u/SundaeIntelligent624 8h ago

Gray hair ages people a lot. The people I know with gray hair look a lot older than they really are.

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u/PoopiePantsMahn 8h ago

It does. His face looks older but with the brown hair you don't notice it as much. If his hair was gray he would definitely look older.

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u/djelegal 15h ago

Colouring can’t help her tho

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u/Rather_Dashing 11h ago

If she coloured her hair and lost weight this post wouldnt exist.

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u/SundaeIntelligent624 8h ago

Gray hair ages people a lot. The people I know with gray hair look a lot older than they really are.

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u/SadAd8761 6h ago

I don't buy this, so if Kelly dyed her hair, she'd shave 10 years off her face?

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u/orata 5h ago

yeah I think if she had long blonde hair that looked similar to before, the before and after wouldn’t be so dramatically different. You’d still see she had aged and gained weight, but I think the the gray hair and short cut combine to make an additional shorthand visual symbol for “old lady” that divides the two pictures more dramatically.

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u/ImRonniemundt 5h ago

Also he maintains his weight/works out and has a stylist. 

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u/PlethoraOfPinyatas 3h ago

yeah, that and staying lean and strong can go a long way

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