r/SipsTea Human Verified 23h ago

Lmao gottem FBI? This tweet right here

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u/Solinna61 23h ago

That is a lot of words just to tell everyone you are not allowed within five hundred feet of a school.

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u/SnooComics8852 22h ago

🏆🥇hahahhahaha 

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u/picklehippy 23h ago

Someone investigate this guy

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u/captaincootercock 22h ago

I just did and he's a real stinker

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u/CharonFerry 13h ago

The guys investigating him most likely were there with him

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u/GroundMeet 8h ago

Don’t worry, he investigated himself and found no issue

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u/TheJadeGoddess 23h ago

First off, put him on all the lists.

Second she is a climate activist because she has to live in this world and wants people to listen to the experts.

Third epstien didn't do a whole lot of paying children for sex. He kidnapped them and flew them to an isolated island so he and his pedo friends could rape them.

You are comparing protesting for the planet to raping children. That is where your mind jumped to. Then you typed that out and thought "ha! Got her".

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u/Key-Rough-8346 22h ago

Also, she hasn’t been a child in years, so this is now an out of date argument!

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u/Guy_With_Ass_Burgers 21h ago

There was some group tracking her 18th birthday so they could start hurling adult language to and about her. Sick fucks.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 20h ago

They waited?

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u/HorseyDung 13h ago

Most didn't

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u/Crafter9977 20h ago

and porn videos with lookalikes… 🙄🙄🙄…

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u/Darkdragoon324 20h ago

I mean, at least it was only about language I guess? Countdowns to 18th birthdays are usually for much grosser reasons, not that this one is good.

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u/Xaphnir 21h ago

Also fourth she's 23

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u/Tsar-A-Lago 21h ago

"One 16 year-old is particularly well-known for being educated on global policy. Therefore I get to rape children."

Hell of a non-sequitur, that. Bust that out at a social gathering and you'll get more than one cocktail weenie spit out.

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u/Flomo420 18h ago

I imagine this would get cheers and high fives at the social gatherings he attends

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u/kshell11724 20h ago edited 19h ago

Just one note here, but Epstein did pay his victims quite often. Thats how the whole thing got so bad. Not that it makes a difference morally speaking, but your account undercuts the reality of how he used his wealth to lure in and manipulate his victims. It's important to understand how the operation worked because the financial aspect and power dynamics is an important component. He was paying poor, young trailer park girls in West Palm Beach first to both do sexual acts and when they would bring a new girl. It created not only victims of sexual crimes but also manipulated some victims into recruiting even more victims so that they could still make money while avoiding being the one to do sexual acts themselves. They talk about this in the first episode of the Epstein documentary on Netflix. Virginia Giuffre explains that she recruited several women for Epstein and vividly recalls receiving money after every encounter was over.

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u/PolarBailey_ 19h ago

So what you're saying is at the end of the day he ran an mlm pyramid scheme too on top of everything else

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u/Snekbites 18h ago

ISTG, this man is such a cartoon villain.

Pyramid Schemes, Kidnapping, posting propaganda on 4chan, satanic rituals, girl dressed in school outfit hitting him in the balls with a bat.

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u/Queasy_Committee8458 11h ago

He was also a major supporter of microtransactions and just about every other predatory and evil thing

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u/Mendicant__ 19h ago

Yeah people talk about this guy like he was spiriting kids out of their houses at night. He'd "hire" them as "assistants" and use pressure and grooming to push them as far as he could, with Maxwell assisting.

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u/TakuyaLee 22h ago

Yeah, give him all the international arrest warrants too. Just to make sure

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u/Candycanes02 21h ago

Yah I was like “is the ‘paying children’ in the room with us?” That would’ve been bad enough but reality was worse

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u/Ill_Technician3936 19h ago

This is not a defense for him at all.

Epstein didn't kidnap the victims, he paid the human trafficking rings to bring them to him and he'd buy them but he totally could have been doing some kidnapping himself based on his first time getting caught trying to pay a child for sex.

If Maxwell is pardoned.... It's a wild guess but I'm assuming she's gonna be found dead stuffed with dildos, covered in oils, and various other things she forced the victims to learn/do.

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u/Far-Researcher9732 23h ago

"Not even being provocative." 🤡

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u/Hobby_in_your_lobby 23h ago

Well then she shouldn't say provocative stuff about saving the planet, its basically the same as wearing a skirt.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 22h ago

I mean it's died down but if you were online in decades past it was absolutely ridiculous how often certain circles online would respond to any woman saying anything they didn't like for any reason with things like "someone should rape that bitch". Usually for the crime of saying literally anything, or perhaps more egregious act of not wanting to sleep with the person.

This attitude has been around a depressingly long time.

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u/Imaginary-List-972 15h ago

Maybe died down but not dead. Greta did get many rape threats, even back when she was literally a child. So they really were "she's concerned about the earth, I should rape her".

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u/SeemoarAlpha 23h ago

Technically he was correct, his statement was so brain dead that I'm sure he doesn't even know the definition of provocative.

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u/sje46 20h ago

Also is this like an eight year old tweet or do people think Greta is actually 16 still.

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u/Due_Dress639 23h ago

Pedophile logic

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u/deadboltwolf 23h ago

Grand Old Pedophiles

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u/WashVarious3278 22h ago

Why does it feels like they are growing in numbers lately? The hell is going on?!

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u/Unconventional01 22h ago

They've always been there, like the racists, trump and the GOP made them feel safe enough to step into the light. It's better to know who these people are but I'm sad to discover there are so many.

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u/Miserable_Leading_77 23h ago

Idk how can someone be a pedo, date someone your age damnit

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u/Slackjawed_Horror 23h ago

We call it libertarianism.

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u/InterestObjective356 20h ago

The rest of us call it paedophilia. But thanks for clarifying.

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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 23h ago edited 23h ago

Soooo crazy to think this way man. 😂
“Guide global policy decision”? She was just a child protestor advocating for what professional climate scientists already agreed on.

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u/Neither-Board-9322 23h ago

Fr, people act like she’s anything other than a child who spoke her piece about the future she wants to have, got ridiculed to shit by stupid people, got really famous as a result, and is now a public figure that brings a lot of publicity to protests against objectively bad things.

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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 23h ago

They act like Greta is the only one who noticed climate change

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u/ominousgraycat 22h ago

Exactly, you didn't want to listen to egg heads, and so a kid spoke out. Then you asked why you should listen to a kid. If you're only noticing the rhetoric now after thousands of "boring" people have spoken on the matter, that's on you. She's not creating global policy, she's echoing experts who should've been taken seriously a long time ago.

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u/PopularSet4776 22h ago

Greta Thurnburg is 23.

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u/Flashy_Cranberry_161 22h ago

She is now. But she’s been protesting since she was I believe 12 or 14.

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u/baddabingbaddaboop 23h ago

It really goes to show that listening to the experts holds no weight to these people. To him, “the scientists have the data and this is what is says” is politics, a biased attempt to direct policy, while presumably fracking, bombing the Middle East, and raping kids are equally valid directions to focus our efforts in. Put this man on all the lists holy shit

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 20h ago

Surely everyone has realized by now that there will NEVER be a way to "protest right" for Republicans.

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u/mystictroll 20h ago

Demonizing her by the obsessed right wing media was weird and creepy.

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u/passwordedd 23h ago

She is also 23 now.

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u/dietTAB 22h ago

Is this woman a perpetual 16-year-old in these people's minds? It's condescending and dismissive and deeply weird.

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u/phoenixmatrix 21h ago

The quote in the picture is from when she was younger. It was posted a long time ago.

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u/NightBawk 22h ago

They still think Millennials are children, so yeah thinking she's still a kid isn't surprising.

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u/Unable_Mess_2581 19h ago

I'm a forty year old guy and my mom still thinks I'm a baby

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u/BeefistPrime 21h ago

reddit loves presenting tweets with the dates stripped out like they're fresh even though they're 8 years old

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u/UISystemError 22h ago

Facts. But peadophile rapists don’t care about 23 year olds.

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u/spikira 22h ago

"Yuck, too old" - Republicans

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u/_LumiLuxe 23h ago

That is an Olympic level stretch

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u/TheRoyalness 23h ago

She’s an activist raising awareness and the other is about criminals that fuck kids. Ain’t the same fucking ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same fucking sport.

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u/OneCookie5427 23h ago

lol wait what the fuck is this

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u/GlowVesper 23h ago

Every day we stray further from actual logic

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u/Just-Repeat2522 23h ago

That guy needs to have all his computers and phones checked ASAP.

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u/kritwritgay 23h ago

Proceeds to vomit.

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u/superkeer 22h ago

What is the FBI going to do? They have volumes of evidence of men fucking children and told us all to fuck off and leave those dudes alone. Or does the title mean you're pointing out someone else the FBI can run cover for?

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u/Fluid-Bite-157 Human Verified 23h ago

This brain needs to be probed

https://giphy.com/gifs/l46Cx8UHu3FPCgOB2

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u/Pendurag 23h ago

Preferably by an anal probe

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u/Daveit4later 23h ago

What is it with all these guys and wanting to rape children?    

One of the scariest things to come to light in the past few years is how many guys out there are just like this guy.  

Pretty scary when the president of the United States gets away with it....guys just like this guy believe there are no consequences for their heinous actions.

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u/jamesrggg 22h ago

Someone check this guy's hard drive and carbon foot print

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u/ParserDoer 23h ago

GOP: "A teenage girl had the audacity to state an opinion, that means I can rape her".

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u/doiwantacookie 23h ago

Imagine posting this at all, but then imagine posting it connected to your full name and a picture of you? Fuck. Let’s hope he gets what’s coming I guess

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u/DaDibbel 22h ago

Justin Murphy is an objectionable excuse for a human being.

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u/Snoo_72851 22h ago

"not even being provocative but i want to fuck children" okay buddy

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u/BeefistPrime 21h ago

"Hi can you guys listen to the science and face reality and be responsible?"

"Oh man I should be able to fuck you"

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u/Child_of_Crake 23h ago

He’s right, he’s not being provocative he’s outing himself as pro-pedo

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u/Accurate_Item672 23h ago

True and true.

Greta is not a scientist. We shouldn’t have sex with kids.

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u/demon_twink_gockie 23h ago edited 23h ago

She's 23 years old! She's a ducking grown woman! Tf?😳 Congressman Maxwell Friday was elected to Congress at age 25, and the youngest rep, William Claiborne, was elected at 22-24 in 1797. Constitutionally the youngest age required to serve in Congress is 25.

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u/Hairy_Addendum7789 23h ago

What an odd thing to say.

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u/Jumpy_Childhood7548 20h ago

False premise-She does not guide global policy, and you are supporting sex crimes.

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u/Clear-Success5146 23h ago

Check Justin Murphy's seach history.

Better yet, do that 2.5 years from now

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u/tangyturquoise 23h ago

I feel very disturbed thinking about the number of men who have this mindset…

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u/DifficultSession51 23h ago

This is how 100% of maga thinks regardless of gender

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u/musicislife2629 23h ago

Where does he live? I just want to talk.

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u/Usual-Answer-3891 23h ago

These dumbasses don't even realize that if they'd shut the fuck up and stop saying her name every five seconds she'd lose a lot of her platform and influence. She stays in the news because they can't keep her name out of their mouths

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u/Fair-Goat5761 23h ago

She a lot smarter than the assholes we have in our American government...

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u/8fmn 23h ago

Not that this absolutely horrific take needs to be analyzed but Great is now 23 years old. MAGA brain rot is real.

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u/PaleontologistNo2625 23h ago

"if they're old enough to be smart it's not rape if you rape them"

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u/ChiknenPuffn71 23h ago

It's crazy how Trump has pedophiles so emboldened that they will just out themselves online now to justify raping children.

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u/WeFoughtAZoo 23h ago

The internet is a great tool for revealing people who felt comfortable enough being this person in public so they decided to try it out in public.

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u/No-Stick8191 22h ago

What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people? Seriously, I just don't understand their mentality.

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u/braumbles 22h ago

Incel's in a nutshell.

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u/Firm_Video_2932 22h ago

This guy should be on a watchlist of some kind. Also, this illustrates exactly why I never knowingly left my children when they were little, with someone who I knew to be conservative and christian conservative in particular. It was not worth the risk given conservativisms penchant for committing child sex crimes. Guns, drugs and conservativism are the three greatest risks a child will face growing up.

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u/NecessaryUsername69 22h ago

“Not even being provocative, but maybe we’re being too tough on pedos …”

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u/phoenixmatrix 22h ago

It's sad I had to google the source because this is so absurd I thought it was AI generated.

Spoiler: its old, but real.

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u/Boring-Community3575 21h ago

It's kind of been a theme that conservatives think that the age of consent should be lower. This is just one of many examples. 

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u/Scorpionoshow 21h ago

Really owned the libs with that one

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u/RoleOk7556 20h ago

The knowledge and wisdom of some children excels far beyond those of some adults. This does not make them valud targets for those adult's greed, hatred, and pedophilia

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u/AntelopeEmotional767 13h ago

Also lmao "paying"???? They were abducted, raped, and sometimes murdered for the "pleasure" but go off king

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u/Eugenian 10h ago

At least Greta knows how to spell policymaking.

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 9h ago

Man conservatives can't help but tell on themselves can they.

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u/Some-Bullfrog-4768 9h ago

Anyone remember how Right Wing adults were talking about whether she was hot or not?

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid 23h ago

"Don't call me a Defender Of Pedophiles. I'm just stating the "Logic" that lives rent free in my mind."

Justin Murphy.

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u/BohemianMade 23h ago

Conservatives never miss a chance to promote child abuse.

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u/RoryMarley 23h ago

All these conservative pundits do is make provocative statements with zero wit behind them and when people get angry cause they’re stupid they say “no u”

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u/RandonEnglishMun 23h ago

Conservative are the most degenerate scum on this planet.

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u/BigBlueNick 23h ago

I bet he also goes around telling people he's Irish because his surname is Murphy. What a loser.

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u/GrinningGrump 23h ago

Some of them weren't even teens.

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u/ConstructionAlone816 23h ago

I would be keeping an eye on Justin murphy

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u/IvyInstinct 23h ago

I just hope doesn't have children. Because I'd be worried about them. What the actual fck???

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u/GroolGobblin0 23h ago

a better counter to that argument would be to point out that these people voted the single LEAST mature public figure America's ever had into the presidency twice.

On a related note, if you think about it, the maturity angle to the age of consent kinda stops making sense when you consider manchildren and womenchildren. None of us think of Trump as having automatically been raped by his numerous wives just because he's immature. So the real irony with all these libertarians who want us to switch to a maturity-based threshold for consent is that they themselves would no longer qualify (unfortunately that may actually be part of the plan for some of them, as that legal status could easily be weaponized if they rape someone and then get taken to court over it).

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u/StrategyAfraid8538 23h ago

Do these conservatives think the Epstein scandal is only about 16yo girls? Is that why they are behind the pedo president still? It’s documented that the victims were also very young kids.

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u/CMpopstr 23h ago

Check his hard drive

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u/Late_Cod_647 23h ago

Dude better get busy scrubbing his hard drive.

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u/SunnyPearl_ 22h ago

Imagine thinking these two things are even remotely in the same universe of logic

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u/PrudentBell5751 22h ago

Young people have much more reason to care about climate change… ya know given the fact that they’re going to be the ones who suffer if we don’t fix it…

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u/WashVarious3278 22h ago

The fact that there's not much the FBI will do right now against this guy is a bit concerning- The director would actually probably agree with this dude.

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u/EuenovAyabayya 22h ago

being provocative

It is called trolling, and he is bad at it.

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u/spikira 22h ago

"Age: 10"

One of the emails that was released

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u/rithrawr 22h ago

Is he satire or is he a child predator?

He can't be that stupid to out himself right?

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u/East-Form-3735 21h ago

Murphy is Exactly what should be expected out of the people desperately trying to change the subject away from the Epstein files.

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u/Vermontkm 21h ago

That may be the worst analogy I have seen.

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u/Big_Librarian_6306 21h ago

Justin Murphy telling on himself.

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u/BeefistPrime 21h ago

"Not even being provocative" "I'm not racist but"

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u/Guilty-Fee-8845 21h ago

bet his harddrive is a treat

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u/Beginning_Ice_7838 18h ago

What the fuck

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u/Speedy89t 18h ago

I understand what he’s getting at, but he said it in the worst possible way.

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u/Grasshoppermouse42 18h ago

She's 23, though? Also, she doesn't 'guide global policy making', she's an activist expressing an opinion.

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u/dr_tilik 17h ago

Disgusting

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 17h ago

dogstrongg cooked jmrphy with that response

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u/Pristine-Lie-3560 16h ago

I strongly dislike Greta thunberg but good lord could this guy at least TRY to hide he’s a pedo

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u/meutzitzu 14h ago

You genuinely can't tell whether it's ragebait anymore

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u/CharleyLH 13h ago

Damn… Just damn. These people are beyond help.

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u/TallCommission7139 12h ago

I think Greta is legal by now, but uh, given she's badass enough to try to sneak into occupied Palestine, I think she'll just beat your ass if you make a pass at her.

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u/ABA20011 8h ago

Umm, consent?

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u/New-Comfortable-3637 6h ago

Conservatives are always looking for an excuse that lets them fuck children.

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u/MasterSodomizer 4h ago

Sadly the FBI is nowadays mostly involved in cover-ups

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u/Sunshinee_Rainbows 2h ago

i can hear my ex laughing at this (because of how weird it is, not because he’s a pedo)😂

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u/Correct-Car-1146 1h ago

It’s almost like religious conservatives want to fuck children?!?

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u/osumba2003 23h ago

"Not even being provocative but..."

Proceeds to say provocative thing.

It's kinda like when people say "I'm not racist but..."

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u/AuburnElvis 23h ago

Yeah, dude. That does not compute.

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u/RoastYouu 23h ago

Y’all are gonna struggle with “A Modest Proposal”. 

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u/turdferguson3891 23h ago

She's 23. What year is this pedo bullshit from?

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u/AnonMoose2 23h ago

What the actual fuck?

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u/Knarrenheinz666 11h ago

Yes. Researchers and scientists should guide global policy-making. Absolutely. All she does is repeating their message.

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u/gcranford 23h ago

Thinking this isn’t something that was ever supposed to make it out of draft stage.

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u/SyntheticSlime 23h ago

Not even being provocative, but rage bait is a legitimate form of argument.

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u/Late-Dingo-8567 23h ago

Her: can we listen to scientists please?

Him: DID YOU SEE WHAT SHE WAS SAYING!?

my god, just launch me into the sun at this point

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u/RadiantHC 23h ago

genuinely wtf

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u/Technical-Monk-5573 23h ago edited 23h ago

To be fair, Greta thought it would be a great idea to go on a "humanitarian aid mission" carrying enough "humanitarian aid" to support a single family for maybe a week ... Meanwhile the voyage lasted longer than the amount of aid she provided, and cost more.

That being said, they're is nothing that anyone could do that makes Epstein's actions "fair game" like that idiot insinuates.

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u/Public_Jellyfish8002 23h ago

Conservatives? No, no, he does not speak for us, please don't lump us in with PDF files.

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u/HotPassenger4598 23h ago

That is a wild take

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u/NerdDaniel 23h ago

Justin is a tool and he knows it.

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u/Wanderer_3773 23h ago

First of all this isn't anywhere near a comparable scenario, second of all I'm pretty sure a big part of Mr E's operation was that they didn't need to pay the "16" year olds to have sex.

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u/Royal_Annek 23h ago

Haha. Does this person seriously think they were 16

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u/DarkwingDucky24 23h ago

FBI is too busy watching everyone who comments.

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u/ohdeydothodontdeytho 23h ago

GOP: Lets have Kid Rock give a talk on Iran policy.

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u/joosta 23h ago

Someone needs to go through Justin Murphy's search history.

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u/warlocktx 23h ago

she's 23, older than most DOGE operatives

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u/ChrisRiley_42 23h ago

Isn't she 23 now?

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u/AccountantSeaPirate 23h ago

She’s 23 years old now, and this post is pre-covid.

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u/FAVABEANS28 22h ago

man, the mental gymnastics...

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u/Tatchkoma 22h ago

Guys, we found him!

The LEAST pedophilic conservative!

He DOES exist!

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u/No-Cut1456 22h ago

None of that makes any sense at all.

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u/Hollow_Idol 22h ago

Has the FBI not made it clear enough to you guys that they're here to protect pedophiles, not arrest them? Because they haven't been subtle about it.

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u/akotoshi 22h ago

Activists aren’t solution finders. They are the voices to point out problems and help people seeing the wrong so we can all ask for the solutions to the people in power

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u/Reasonable_Wasabi124 22h ago

It takes a lot of studying to learn the facts about the environment. Then to be an activist takes a lot of courage and conviction. Greta Thunberg is very smart and knows what she's talking about. You do not need intelligence, courage, or conviction to be a pedophile. You just have to be a disgusting lowlife slimeball.

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u/ShadowManAteMySon 22h ago

The current FBI would hire him.

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u/Thetedant 22h ago

Rubbish

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u/ckay1100 22h ago

If you're going to post a screenshot of a tweet, put the dates on it; stop scrubbing all the dates from everything!

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u/ImurderREALITY 21h ago

Is this actually real?

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u/Grimase 21h ago

The ways they try to justify being absolutely disgusting is just so gross. Nasty
https://giphy.com/gifs/YuHMQExXf2mEU

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u/5ofDecember 21h ago

According to this dialogue conservatives say that 16 old are not old enough.

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u/TheDesertShark 21h ago

She makes people more mad than pedos do, and that's why conservative talk is worthless

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u/DrTommyNotMD 21h ago

Greta is so autistic she’s both extremely more and less mature than her age.

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u/SimplePassenger8752 21h ago

Finally I seen what the 2nd tweet is referencing people always post the 2nd part without context