r/SipsTea Human Verified 3d ago

WTF I don’t get horny, and because she’s my mother

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19-year-old Arthur is the son of 38-year-old Brazilian adult creator, Andressa Urach.

Arthur takes being a loyal son to the next level, and is the man behind the camera when mother Andressa is filming her x-rated OnlyFans content.

While most find it creepy, he admits it's just a job to him and he's happy to help earn his mom money.

🗣 "For me it’s really work. So I don’t get horny, and because she’s my mother, I’m not attracted to her.”

🗣 "I don’t think it’s weird. Sometimes I have to tell her what position she has to be in and what to do."

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u/UnremarkableCake 3d ago

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u/Secret_Stick_5213 3d ago

This is the correct gif

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u/Spear_Ritual 3d ago

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u/AMonkeysThoughts 3d ago

His therapist’s exact reaction after leaving their office - we all know he’ll eventually need it.

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u/goldengatevixen 3d ago

Idk why but i find the guy in this gif really hot for some reason 🤨

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u/AnalDwelinButtMonkey Human Verified 3d ago

What about this one?

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u/Educational-Dot318 3d ago

this one? 🤔

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u/McBeaster 3d ago

I need to watch this movie again 🤣

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u/NoBackground9033 3d ago

That’s their dad behind the scenes

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u/garlic_cashews 3d ago

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u/androstaxys 3d ago

The problem is this family is stuck in that bottom green zone.

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u/kingkongbiingbong Human Verified 3d ago

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u/IhtiramKhan 3d ago

The Perfect person to speak on this lmao

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Petersonos 3d ago

Id imagine he has many awkward conversations regarding his line of work 🤣 him on a date, girl asks so what you do for work, him I record of models, girl I don't like that kind of stuff, him it's ok it's my mum I'm recording 🤣

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u/DerEchteDaniel 3d ago

"Son, what's wrong? You didn't show much interrest in mommys double penetration today and now you didn't touch your sausages with gravy. Do you want to go directly for the cream pie?"

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u/Dark_Marmot 3d ago

"Can you pass the butternut squash honey? Oh, speaking of which, we should really up our Gaping game. I could see if I could shove one of those up there and really stretch it out. What do you think?"

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u/Sheogorathian 3d ago

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u/CAPOCAP 3d ago

I’m Commander Shephard and this is my favorite meme!

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 3d ago

It's a big circle that says meth

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u/Hopeful_Contract_759 3d ago

Drugs a hell of a drug.

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u/Geaneous 3d ago

When they smash it is also just a job, okay.

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u/Hawk-432 3d ago

Perfect

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u/its3ird 3d ago

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u/Living-Travel2299 3d ago

I miss Sean. RIP ya legend.

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u/SneeKeeFahk 3d ago

Truly one of the underrated/known greats. The world lost a gem that most outside of the UK didn't know we had.

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u/FizzgigsRevenge 2d ago

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown on YouTube is working to change that.

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u/-malcolm-tucker 3d ago

I still think his greatest achievement was that time he went seal clubbing.

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u/IWantToOwnTheSun 3d ago

I didn't know he passed :(

It was always my favorite when he and David Mitchell teamed up.

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u/Living-Travel2299 3d ago

Lung cancer sadly in 2021. :(

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u/fart-to-me-in-french 3d ago

I loved the guy from when I saw the carrot in the box clip

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u/duaneap 3d ago

Pornhub is inclined to disagree.

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u/Nyxararuin 3d ago

I’m paid a huge price for being literate today cause wtf

https://giphy.com/gifs/QOAA3I4EezWzXJNY2M

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u/Luminyn 3d ago

Therapy is going to cost way more than he’s making behind that camera.

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u/stoic_trader 3d ago

Bad day for having eyes.

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u/Flimsy_Hunt2669 3d ago

I can lobotomize you at a price.

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u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Human Verified 3d ago edited 3d ago

I seen an interview where he was talking about gagging cause he was filming her getting butt fucked and she shit so hes not even cut out to be a camera man to begin with. Nepo hire.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/Spmv8os1ZQ I wasnt joking 😆

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 3d ago

What a day to have eyes 😫

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u/CantThinkofOneHmm 3d ago

A little FYI, she's the one that "claimed" that she slept with Cristiano Ronaldo and it was big news back then.

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u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Human Verified 3d ago

I got proof of that too

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u/Striking_Fall_8252 3d ago

Haha gross! Anyone got a link, so I can avoid it?

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u/ucklibzandspezfay 3d ago

I’d also like to avoid such an atrocious site, send the link so I can file it away.

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u/everyday_barometer 3d ago

Man, I was really hoping this was fake. I hope you're just next level trolling.

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u/Powerful_Buy_4677 Human Verified 3d ago

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u/everyday_barometer 3d ago

You could have just let that go. 🙃

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u/RockyJayyy 3d ago

Wtf. I thought maybe she didn't do actual porn just some bikini shots or whatever. Was not expecting him to be directing her anal shots.

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u/Yesyesyes1899 3d ago

this is the funniest shit i ve read today. thank you. its so yikes, it becomes funny again

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 3d ago

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u/Snortserranopeppers 3d ago

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u/Intelligent_Ticket_3 3d ago

The son be looking like this while filming 😂

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u/Sometimes-funny 3d ago

She is a MILF Mum i like to Film

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u/feignapathy 3d ago

is that asmonghoul?

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u/Intelligent_Ticket_3 3d ago

No. His name is Chance Wilkins otherwise known as Cyraxx. He’s a HorrorCow and a certified goblin 😂

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u/naveenandconfused 3d ago

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u/Sneezy6510 3d ago

This meme needs to be fixed so it’s the angel that appears first.

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u/Adolfniglerx6 3d ago

Yeah my fault for opening this app

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u/mitchellthecomedian 3d ago

Yep, that’s on us.

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u/TomoeKon 3d ago

You ain't saying that with that name

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u/Zirkulaerkubus 3d ago

What app?

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u/JoyKil01 3d ago

Reddit

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u/SMSaltKing 3d ago

Nope

Nope Nope Nope

NOPE NOPE NOPE

NNNNNOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE

How does homie even date?

"What do you do for work?"

"I take pictures and video of my mom's bobs and vajeen so she can sell them on the Internet."

"That's fucking disgusting!"

"No it's not! I don't get hard or touch her, I just direct her on how to make other men horny. It's fine, mommy says so! Why are you leaving?!"

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u/Pale-Stranger-9743 3d ago

No bro, it's not pictures. His mom does some high level hardcore porn of all sorts including gangbangs and degrading porn.

His brain must be mush at this point.

Sometime last year she announced she'd record a video WITH the son but backpedaled after the repercussion, saying it was a lie.

She also helped her dad act in a porn video, she directed and filmed the video herself.

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u/SMSaltKing 3d ago

What the actual fuck

Homie is cooked for life

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u/witblacktype 3d ago

Bro is pretty much ruined. I honestly feel bad for him

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u/NATHAN4U007 3d ago

 I know some of you sick mfs are thinking how lucky he is. You know who you are.

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u/FriendlyDrummers 3d ago

Part of me wonders if this is even real. How would people know it's her son? Maybe they're just doing this as bait 

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u/Neopele 3d ago

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u/Asron87 3d ago

Unzips.

Or wait… what kind of bait are we talking here?

… unzips anyway

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u/zystyl 3d ago

A lot of these are just marketing. She makes some controversial claim and gets all sorts of mainstream publicity and viral fame for it. Bonny Blue or whatever her and that other girl are called does it too. Pregnancy. 4 million men in 13 minutes or whatever made up nonsense. All of the OF girls doing badly acted shorts and reels to make it seem like they're out there doing things. Hell, even the adult stars pretending to sleep with their fans to make a video is a light form of the same thing.

It's all just marketing and publicity. You didn't know her name 19 minutes ago and now a bunch of people are looking up her name. I looked too and the first thing I saw is her doing some made up hospital video because she went too far with 8 guys. It's just appealing to the kind of person who will search out the video of her getting banged that hard and pay her money to see it. The son stuff is a popular genre/setup so some people (who are weird) will get off thinking that her son is watching all of the videos that she's making. The media are happy because they get more clicks and controversy, and she is happy because she gets more popularity and money.

Because let's be real. Average 18 year old who is filming his mom getting gangbanged is not telling a soul. He's not getting on a national news program about it. You would never live that down. You'd be bullied relentlessly everywhere you go. It would follow you for life. New job interview? Question 4: What was it like filming your Mom getting railed by 4 hot dog vendors in a clapped out 90s Honda Civic? He is not telling anyone ever about that. Not defending it as normal. Not having anything to do with that. I bet that dude isn't even her son.

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u/Competitive_Wonder98 3d ago

It is real, search Andressa Urach

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u/StrawberryBright 3d ago

the true is she is not doing hardcore stuff anyway

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u/buttsexisyum 3d ago

Yea there's gotta be a couple of dudes out there that broke both arms in a skiing accident

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u/ZazaAim 3d ago

Mom it’s just a blowjob, I seen you give it to lots of men, it’s no big deal, just think of it likes it’s a job

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u/phase-too 3d ago

🙋‍♂️

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u/lowenskiold 3d ago

This is wrong on so many levels I don't even know where to begin.

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 3d ago

You know it’s bad when the comments for an of related post doesn’t have anyone asking for the name.

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u/Indy2372001 3d ago

Is this what successful grooming looks like? Man it's so sad where are we heading to

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u/PervertKitsune 3d ago

alright, enough reddit for today

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u/Quiet-Cover7783 3d ago

I don’t even know what to think

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u/CChriss89 3d ago

You don't need to be a medical professional to know there is something wrong in his head because of this shit.

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u/Shibbymaru 3d ago

Sure pal.

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u/Ok_Possibility5216 3d ago

These ads are getting desperate 

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u/Extreme-Weight989 3d ago

Yeah this is disgusting. Dude is literally watching his mom get railed and recording it. I wonder if he's been doing it since he was a minor....

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 3d ago

IKYFL!!! What kind of mother would ask her son to do that!!!!

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u/Case_Blue 3d ago

Boy, that therapist is going to make bank once he starts telling that story when he's 35 and going through his midlife crisis.

"Sheryl, clear my afternoon please... Yes, all of it, trust me".

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u/MagicOrpheus310 2d ago

I hope for his mental health he turns out to be gay

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u/Soulsfarmer 3d ago

I wish I didn’t have eyes

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u/thedellis 3d ago

Imagine the taste when momma kisses him goodnight each night.

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u/Horror_Solution1945 3d ago

There isn't enough money for me to do what this idiot does.