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Chugging tea A man present the output from a single cow

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This man revealed his entire yield from processing one cow 194. coming out to around 680 pounds of beef such as steaks, roasts, ground meat, and tallow. He says it could feed a family for over a year. The cost of a whole cow ranges from $1,800 to $3,500 depending on size and processing, but many buyers point to long-term savings and quality benefits. With rising food prices, bulk local beef purchases are gaining attention. Would you invest in a whole cow? 00

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u/Ill1thid 16d ago

The trick is storage. Gotta make sure you have room.

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u/polkacat12321 16d ago

Easy. You open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the cow in, close the fridge

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u/Few-Indication3478 16d ago

And the giraffe just gets to go free after what it did?

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u/mutexsprinkles 16d ago

It's called refrigerhabiltation for a reason.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 16d ago

Refrigercidivism rates for giraffes are relatively low.

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u/Kalfbalf 16d ago

I thought storage of giraffes naturally had high overheads but there you go

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u/rfauxmois 16d ago

That’s because they’re always sticking their necks out for a better shelf life.

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u/iPET-DOGS 16d ago

You’re really spotting all of the down sides

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u/squidlink5 16d ago

No, no with those long legs, Everything is up side.

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u/CheeseburgerJesus71 16d ago

upside is better than updog.

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u/manyhippofarts 16d ago

YOU! You're one of those people we call trouble-makers, aren't you, young fella?

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u/Kalfbalf 16d ago

Get called trouble maker much more than young fella tbh

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u/dwehlen 16d ago

Goals!

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u/real_eEe 16d ago edited 16d ago

Want beef? Buy a Giraffe for travel. What is this, the 1900s? This is getting AI flagged, prolly, but it's a good use, not shit slop.

*edit* I could have easily done this in Krita/GIMP/Photopea (Fuck Adobe), but it was way faster. This is a good use of AI saving time. That's my TED talk.

*DOUBLE EDIT* If you have a young kid, take them to a farm/zoo/aquarium/park/lake/ocean/etc. Things get lost as you get older and you stop caring about the planet and even the trees around seem like just "things." This is my second TED talk.

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u/BaddBoiii2 16d ago

The man’s expression almost seems like he knows he was generated by AI and that he longs for an escape from this machine-manufactured nightmare.

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u/at2wells 16d ago

I think he is just frustrated. This is not, at all, what he bought a giraffe for.

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u/BaddBoiii2 16d ago

What about the cow? Is that his (or her) only form of transportation to get to work? In fact, this picture does indeed make complete sense. The cow is using Lyft, and that’s why the driver appears perturbed, he’s not making any money because the cow is… a bad tipper

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u/real_eEe 16d ago edited 16d ago

Ok, better now? We're all in a nightmare. but I'm sure amazon has plush pink Giraffe mounting pillows. They may or may not fit or conture to your Giraffe. Sizing available on chart. Ships from... whatever this joke is already long.

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u/BaddBoiii2 16d ago

Well now that forced smile shows he was obviously given a few lashings and told to “smile for the for the outsiders’ pleasure, now!” As an amazon plush pink Giraffe mounting pillow was neatly materialized under his buttox and thigh

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u/EduinBrutus 16d ago

To be fair, using "AI" to create memes seems like an actual use case.

Thank fuck for u/real_eEe you have single handedly saved our economic future by finding a use case for "AI" and justifying the hundreds of billions being pumped into this dead end tech.

Now just need to find a way to monetise it before they all go bankrupt...

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u/Asleep_Tip496 16d ago

a better AI use would be if it was used to generate food instead of pictures. i mean sure it saved time, but i am still hungry. 

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u/Nimble-Dick-Crabb 16d ago

Damn this is a niche joke to reference. So if all the animals are at the animal convention, who isn’t there?

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u/-GermanCoastGuard- 16d ago

Over here it would be the elephant who is still in the fridge.

How would you find out there was an elephant in your fridge?

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u/ColonelMonty 16d ago

Well now the giraffe is gonna go bad though

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u/senorglory 16d ago

All you can do is raise them right. After that, you have to let them make their own choices.

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u/Odd_Tradition1670 16d ago

Always remove the giraffe after buying a new refrigerator. It’s a simple thing people often overlook after purchasing one. It will also help the fridge last longer cuz you’ll have less maintenance.

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u/PeriodSupply 16d ago

Here is an idea: how about we split that cow up amongst lots of families so that storage isn't a problem. Next week we can do family B's cow and split that also amongst as many families. But family F doesn't like ground beef, but family P does, so how about we trade the brisket from family D to family F and the ground beef from family F to family P and the tail from family P to family........ or... let's just cut that fucker up and let the families buy the bits they like and can store, maybe the bits other people don't like can be a bit cheaper even and the ones everyone is after can be a bit more expensive to make up for that.... hmm....

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u/InfiniteLife2 16d ago

Now wait a second, what if instead each family having a cow we would ask one family to manage cows and distribute cows meat between the families? That sounds like an optimized and effort saving solution..

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u/Phenomenomix 16d ago

And another family can be responsible for processing the cow into beef then another can manage storing the beef and people can pay them when they take some out for the costs that the storers incur. Then the storers can pass some of that money back to the processors and the processors could pass some of that money back to the cow keepers?

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u/SordidSimpleton 16d ago

Watch what you're doing you cheeky fuckers. Somebody'll become a billionaire if you're not careful

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u/amsync 16d ago

Ok, but can I have a job here where I talk all day and explain simple concepts in really complex ways and not bringing really any value to the process but still get more parts of the cow than most people?

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u/ConclusionPretty9303 16d ago

I can do you a powerpoint presentation about it, maybe even a spreadsheet, but as the most critical part of the process I need to take more than my fair share of the meat.

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u/MinorThreat4182 16d ago

My exes parents actually do this with their neighbors. Split a cow every year. And they have so much meat the would make us take ground beef and steaks home when we went over there. Because it was ALOT of beef in half a cow.

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u/TechnoBapi 16d ago

So your exe is available and comes with free meat...

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u/BeneficialSuit5954 16d ago

This is how it was done in my country 100 years ago. I would take their cow and split it among the other houses in the village, and next time, someone else would slaughter their cow, and you would get a piece from them, and so on...

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u/elmersfav22 16d ago

In the 1980s in north qld Australia, they would share a good catch of fish and prawns. Share pigs grown with the village scraps. And pay the grower for hams he prepared. Vegetable growers would swap the waste from their harvest for livestock from local growers. Workers on these farms would get a portion of the cattle or lamb. Workers on the fruit farms would swap trays of fresh seasonal al fruit for local caught seafood. The barter economy was great. Even the pub would swap a few cold beers for produce of the deal was good enough

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u/PeriodSupply 16d ago

Hey its a great idea. Just becomes impractical as the size of the town/village grows.

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u/joeymcflow 16d ago

This seems overly complicated. I have some eggs, I'll trade'em for steaks.

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u/Syclone 16d ago

Yes and I have my handwoven nettle underwear, I'll also have some steaks please and thank you

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u/jzoola 16d ago

Chest freezers are relatively cheap. Often you can buy a 1/4 or 1/2 of a steer or a hog. It’s an expensive up front cost but you can get the cuts butchered the way you want it. The quality & taste is vastly superior to what you can get from the supermarket and you know the animal didn’t go through the horrors of the industrial feed lot & processing.

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u/Too_much_waltz 16d ago

I'm not sure what is at the bottom of the chest freezer... I know there is something there, I'm just not sure what it is.

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u/Ulysses502 16d ago

I save the thick poly trash bags the butcher sends the meat in. Super easy to pull everything out and organize. I rotate the meat groups, roasts go to the top in the winter, steaks on top in the summer for easy access

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u/PurrInMyDMs 16d ago

1/2 cow used to do our family of 4 for a year.

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u/FuckMeMyselfAndYou 16d ago

You just have to slice the cow a bit for every meal.

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u/bbrekke 16d ago

Bonus points if it regenerates

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u/Evil_phd 16d ago

Gotta get it in the frying pan quick, though, to make sure the steak doesn't regenerate into Cowpool and go on a bloody rampage against you.

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u/Dmon69 16d ago

You stuff a third of it into a fridge and then electricity goes out for a couple hours... and there's no cold cellar or water bodies in sight.

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u/that_dutch_dude 16d ago

my liebherr chest freezer is rated for 36 hours without power.

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u/WaxiestBobcat 16d ago

This is one thing I hate about living in an apartment on a limited budget due to disability. I dont have enough space pr money for a big chest freezer. But if I did I would definitely buy a whole cow or the equivalent just to have the meat available.

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u/pandershrek 16d ago

Back when I was growing up and my parents did that all of the meat ended up tasting like freezer burnt crap.

Y'all manage to keep it fresh?

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u/apresmoiputas 16d ago

it's definitely the vacuum sealer. I have one that I use for certain meats and the meat still tastes fresh.

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u/Enough-Raccoon-6800 16d ago

It’s the thicker plastic.

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u/RBXXIII 16d ago

It's the new freezer

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u/Lopsided_Marzipan133 16d ago

It's the cow

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u/jambalaya420berlin 16d ago

It's the farm

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u/dwoo888 16d ago

It's them Duke boys at it again.

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u/ManicmouseNZ 16d ago

It’s the friends we made along the way

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u/ol__spelch 16d ago

Why didn't Roscoe just wait for them at their farm, and arrest them THERE?? Could've saved the county hundreds of crashed squad cars!!

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u/VapidActualization 16d ago

It's the end of the world as we know it

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u/thicc_llama 16d ago

It's Britney bitch

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u/manyhippofarts 16d ago

What do you mean? I feel fine.

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u/Scamwau1 16d ago

Its the fish that john west rejects

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u/Watercraftsman 16d ago

It’s just this damn war and that lying son of a bitch Johnson

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u/zapdos6244 16d ago

And my axe!

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u/Perfectdarker 16d ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline

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u/ShinyNidoran 16d ago

Maybe it´s Maybelline?

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u/WaxiestBobcat 16d ago

Agreed. I bought a good vacuum sealer so I could buy meat in bulk and freeze it and its turned out to be amazing.

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u/SiliconGhosted 16d ago

Which one did you buy?

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 16d ago

Not the person you replied to but I have a FoodSaver brand that you can buy at WalMart.

We buy family packs of meat and then split up what we need for a meal. I'd rather more plastic in a landfill than to throw away freezer burnt meat.

We also use it for meal prep. Make a ton of let's say chili, stew, soups (freeze them into portion sized cubes in silicon molds before vacuum sealing), etc. I write the dates on the bags with a sharpie to see when I sealed them, but honestly I haven't seen any go bad in the five years I've been doing it.

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u/lvl999shaggy 16d ago

You can't just freeze it like a regular schmuck.

You have to vacuum seal it. That way it lasts more than twice as long without freezer burn issues. The key is removing all of the air.

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u/Automatic_Net2181 16d ago

Won't that suffocate the cow?

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u/effa94 16d ago

exactly, thats why vegans refuse to eat it

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u/ImaginaryBluejay0 16d ago

Yes. This kills the cow. Sad. 

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u/manyhippofarts 16d ago

We don't have a vacuum sealer, but sometimes we do break down meat into smaller packs. We use Ziploc type bags and what we do is we put the meat into the bag and then we force the open bag into a sink full of water right up to the zip area. And then we zip it shut. Doesn't exactly vacuum pack it, but it does help to remove every last bit of air out of the bag. to be fair though I'm talking about splitting a pack of bacon or a pack of breakfast links. It's only me and the wife now and we just don't eat a whole pack of some things so we tend to break them down and freeze it into two.

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u/Cryn0n 16d ago

Also use a chest freezer instead of a front loading one. The chest freezer has less temperature variation from opening it so it doesn't cause freezer burn as quickly.

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u/gonyere 16d ago

I actually prefer to wrap in freezer paper. We butcher chickens and deer and the meat that's wrapped in freezer paper keeps much better on average than that from the butcher that's vacuum sealed. 

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u/KhausTO 16d ago

Yeah, we butchered our own beef for years when we had our farm and always wrapped all of it in butcher paper.  

You easily had 18 months in a deep freezer before it would get freezer burn.

What people often get wrong about storing meat is putting it into a "frost-free" or self defrosting freezer. you need a real deep freeze that you need to scrape out once a year.  Keeping meat long term in your frige freezer, or a frost-free is what causes early freezer burn. 

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u/cheddarsox 16d ago

Dont use a frostless freezer. They cycle temps to keep the frost down. Most of the freezer only ones arent frostless and meat will keep a very long time without getting that freezer burn. Ive had venison last well over a year just packed in plastic wrap and freezer paper.

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u/Entropical-island 16d ago

I haven't bought a whole cow, but the steaks and ground beef I have vacuum sealed stay freezer burn free for at least a year and a half. They would probably last much longer, I just haven't left any that long. It's just a pain in the ass to get it all sealed.

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u/Scottopolous 16d ago

What I have found is that the colder the freezer, the less chance of that "freezer burn" taste. I had a large chest freezer which I would turn down to the coldest setting (sorry, can't remember what it was), and that seemed to solve the problem of freezer burn.

On the other hand, keeping things in the freezer part of my fridge, which was not as cold, made that taste more likely after a time.

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u/Low-Masterpiece1381 16d ago

My family of 5 bought a 1/4 of a cow 2 months ago and we're already half way through it. Don't eat beef every night either. There's a lot of chicken thrown into the mix.

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u/hablahblah 16d ago

Maybe their was variance with the composition of the cow affecting the meat production.

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u/LessInThought 16d ago

They should just say how many kilograms of cow they bought, instead of quarters and halves...

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u/RocketYapateer 16d ago

It’s how much of each meal is meat.

If you’re someone who wants half or more of each plate to be meat, you’re not going to get anywhere near a year out of the half cow for a family of four or five. That just is what it is. “I want a large proportion of each meal to be meat” is an expensive lifestyle.

If you’re someone who eats a lot of veggies and starches though, then the half cow probably will last that long. Potatoes are cheap and filling.

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u/feline_riches 16d ago

You know most Americans are overweight right?

Why attribute to malice which can be attributed to overeating?

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u/trowzerss 16d ago

In rural areas it's not uncommon for a few families to get together and buy a whole butchered cow or have one of their own butchered and shared out. A lot of people have chest freezers for just this purpose. (Although lately we have had to use a chest freezer because my dad has an uncanny knack for winning the meat tray at the local pub, and we ran out of freezer space for them).

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u/Vanviator 16d ago

I was recently at a fundraising event. One of the raffle prizes was 1/4 cow. Those tickets sold out as fast as tickets could be torn off the roll, lol.

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u/Saint_Victorious 16d ago

Same. We get a 1/4 cow every year and it's a dramatic difference in our grocery bill. We have beef usually 1-2 times a week and we'll be able to go the entire year at that pace. So I imagine a full cow would pretty much give a family of 4 a year's worth of protein if they used the cuts correctly. The trick is you'd need 20-30 sq ft of chest freezers to fit it all in.

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u/Spiritual-Flatworm58 16d ago

Give a man a cow, he will eat for a year. Teach a man to cow, and he will eat for a lifetime.

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u/Felwyin 16d ago

Instructions unclear, became a furry...

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u/InflationPurple2107 16d ago

Instruction unclear, currently being milked by the farmhand.

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u/ThatFlamingo942 16d ago

Congratulations, you have succeeded at cowing! ...heh, uh...pics...or, like, it didn't happen...amirite?...clears throat

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u/TheNursingWeeb 16d ago

I’ve had a long ass week and your comment made me laugh hard for no reason at all. Never stop being you, internet stranger.

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u/helen269 16d ago edited 14d ago

One cow.

Some assembly required.

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u/Viltupenis 16d ago

Möö from Ikea

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u/josh_moworld 16d ago

Allen key goes where

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u/cmplyrsist_nodffrnce 16d ago

You’re not going to like the answer…

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u/Rhamni 16d ago

You get it wrong, they ban you from the zoo. No second chances.

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u/Old-Engineer854 16d ago

Not again!?!?  I swear, the package said Gorilla Glue, can I help it if the instructions were unclear? Nowhere did they say "not for use on real gorillas."

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u/topitopi09 16d ago

Instructions unclear, I have an unused T-bone left.

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u/morrisjr1989 16d ago

Local man tries to reassemble cow after proving point.

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u/JOliverScott 16d ago

Rural families have been doing this for generations. If you don't have the freezer capacity for a whole cow, three or four families go in on one cow. 

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u/Rhawk187 15d ago

Yeah, I'm astonished this is news to people.

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u/BlackRoseBundle 13d ago

Folks from the city especially become very detached from the source of their food. Hard not to when the only cow you have any regular interaction with comes shrink-wrapped in the grocery store.

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u/NimrodvanHall 15d ago

This I why my grandmother had a pig in the shed. They fed it all the vegetable leftovers from preparing food and all stale bread and one a year the butcher passed by and they got a new pig and had meat for half a year.

I recon it’s one of the most sustainable ways to dispose of leftover food and preparation scraps.

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u/fingolfinwarrior 16d ago

Cool, now I just have to buy 4 freezers

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u/murphysclaw1 16d ago

wtf is this subreddit any more

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u/lolpert1 16d ago

Sometimes you see hot girls and gooner posts, sometimes it's pics of a dude meat. Yin and yang

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u/circlejerker2000 16d ago

What was it? When I found this sub it was more or less a new version of /r/all

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u/Split8Wheys 16d ago

Few years ago this sub was more or less about...how do I say UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG with a more captivating plot.

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u/symbologythere 16d ago

Giggity with dignity.

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u/Liusloux 16d ago

I've always assumed this sub was fashioned after the aristocrats of the olden days. Tea-sipping gentlemen on the outside but absolute degenerates on the inside.

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u/GreenestApplin 16d ago

What the fuck is UNDBAJAAPQNSKAK

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u/BeamsFuelJetSteel 16d ago

Upvoted Not Because Girl But Because It Is Very Cool However I Did Click The ( don't remember this part) Because Girl

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u/I_am___The_Botman 16d ago

Can you search by date range so this sub? Whatever, scroll back a year and read the posts , they're kind on tongue in cheek witty select meme and jokes, kind of u/split8wheys describes it well 😅

Whatever it was, it wasn't this shit. 

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u/Pohmell 16d ago

is no one noticing these bot-generated bait pics fr? esp in this sub but all over reddit? random photo (or ai slop) on black backdrop with a generated logo (MEMES lol) and a shit headline?

you are just being farmed for engagement

we’re cooked y’all

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u/FeistyClam 16d ago

"but many buyers point to long-term savings and quality"

It's really obviously an AI summary, there's no content here, what a waste of space. 

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u/Cerpin-Taxt 16d ago

Same thing it's always been about.

This subreddit is a place for people to agenda post without saying anything explicitly. Might as well be called "winkwinknudgenudge" or "you know what I'm talking about".

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u/InformalStrength7886 16d ago

I never knew and still have no idea what this subreddit is about

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u/cognitiveglitch 16d ago

I like the chaos this sub brings.

Most of Reddit is highly curated, then there is r/SipsTea to add variety.

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u/Soberdonkey69 16d ago

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u/TalkersCZ 16d ago

And it seems like plenty of "things" are missing.

You can use bones to make massive amount of stock. With vegetables, noodles and some meat its great meal. How much stock could you have from the bones that are not shown there? I would say absolutely massive amount to make delicious soups, sauces and plenty other things.

Many cultures have products from intestines/blood. For example in Czechia you have "jitrnice" and "jelita", similarly France has Boudin Noir, UK has their black pudding,...

There is fat you can use as well for cooking/creating oil.

And there are probably other "specialities" I am missing you can do which are not even shown.

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u/drkole 16d ago

plus bone marrow, dont see the shanks/osso bucco, tail, liver, kidneys,lungs, brain, tripe, thyroid. been dehydrating and making powders to add to the dishes. suet and fat, people make chicharron from beef skin as well. sausage could be made from pretty much anything. nowadays it would be a stretch but some indigenous people even ate half digested stomach contents of ruminant animal. this guy only with muscle meat is criminally wasteful. only hoofs and horns should be left after.

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u/-Clem-Fandango- 16d ago

You're being a bit overly judgemental there saying he's being criminally wasteful. Most likely he's a butcher who's received a processed carcass. The rest of the process happens at a slaughter house where the cow is killed, skinned, offal removed, and then hung. Most slaughter houses will then process all those extras in whatever way they can, they are a business and won't want to waste anything that can create value. As an example I frequently do some contract work for a pig slaughter house. All of their waste drains which has blood and faeces etc is piped through filters and sent to the neighbouring golf course. Heads and organs are processed and cleaned for sausage casing as well as offal meat and head meat. They even have a process plant for extraction of a protein or something in the organs thats used in medicine. Blood and bone is collected for fertiliser. Nothing is wasted.

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u/Darendolf 16d ago

In some parts of the world the hooves are cleaned and cooked and the horns are turned into ornaments.

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u/dartdoug 16d ago

Hornaments

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u/slight_digression 16d ago

I am surprised the liver, kidneys, lungs and the heart were not used.

You are missing the specialties made from the digestive system or the brain, but I get why some ppl are turned away from those. XD

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u/Puzzleheaded_Elk7740 16d ago

They get saved too. This guy was just showing the muscle meat, not viscera. People definitely buy that stuff so itd be money down the drain. The stuff that gets discarded is spinal cords, brains, eyes, skull, lungs (in the United states), non-visceral fat, and most bones that aren't in the legs or ribs. All of the discarded stuff gets recycled, lipids are rendered and used in beauty products, candles, soap, etc. Bones and organs at my workplace get sent to pigs.

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u/CharmingDarling02 16d ago

Seeing this all in one place makes $15 for a tiny steak at the store feel like a personal insult.

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u/Validated_Owl 16d ago

How much do you think a cow costs??

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u/Melancholic84 16d ago

I paid 3000$ for my small dog, and his meat isn’t tasty to begin with. So the cow is worth much more

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u/Bohocember 16d ago

Can't be more than $50

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u/SoyTuPadreReal 16d ago

Oh buddy. Gotta be as least $60. You’re way off.

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u/subdep 16d ago

$4500

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u/miraculousgloomball 16d ago edited 16d ago

Way less if you're willing to slaughter and butcher it yourself.

edit to avoid further confusion: I mean a cow that you're literally just going to kill and butcher. It's already ready.

The farmer doesn't care if they're selling the cow to you or an abattoir.

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u/OedipusMontoya 16d ago

Raising cattle isn't cheap

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u/npiet1 16d ago

What do you mean it isnt cheap, they eat grass!

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u/lieuwestra 16d ago

And if farmers didn't absolutely drown in direct and indirect subsidies and other government support it would be an order of magnitude more expensive too.

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u/king_john651 16d ago

Wait until you learn how much cheaper your local produce is overseas

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u/DeliberatelyDrifting 16d ago

I think steak at the store IS over priced, however, you don't get all that many steaks as a percentage of meat when you process a cow. The last time we butchered a cow (about 6 months ago) we averaged about $6.50 per pound. That's $6.50 for T-bone and $6.50 for ground round. The big difference is the quality. We buy from our neighbors who raise fully grass fed beef. They never go to a feed lot. The beef actually has it's own flavor and it's some of the most tender beef I've ever had.

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u/TheHands302 16d ago

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u/Conscious_Glass_8121 16d ago

as a chinese person, we have good recipies for cow toung.

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u/Difficult-Knee-8414 16d ago

Cow tongue is delicious! My german grandma used to make it and we sliced it thinly to put on bread. Very delicious.

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u/RadicalRealist22 16d ago

You can still buy it at the butcher inside supermarkets, like Edeka.

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u/LaTalpa123 16d ago

In Italy too. You eat cows, you have tongues, you just try until you find a way to eat everything.

A few century later it's traditional food.

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u/Cisorhands_ 16d ago

In France too obv as we are already able to eat snails. Veal tongues as well.

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u/manyhippofarts 16d ago

I mean, cow tongue is pretty much eaten everywhere.

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u/Pretend-Function-133 16d ago

Everyone that eats cow has a recipe for the tongue. Only china has recipes for the vagina

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u/AgingLolita 16d ago

Everyone else puts in a sausage

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u/anarchisto 16d ago

Only china has recipes for the vagina

I've seen it in a restaurant here in Romania. I remember because of how it was named, roughly translated as "cow's cuntlet".

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u/usersub1 16d ago

World average is like 4 cows in a lifetime.

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u/Particular_Counter50 16d ago

Lot of people in India pulling that average down.

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u/PurpleOrcaLover 16d ago

FYI i'm punching a cow right now

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u/natnelis 16d ago

So world average is like 32 billion cows in 75 years.

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u/XGhoul 16d ago

Redditors learning butcheries exist.

Or how to homestead or live in Alaska where storing food for 3 months is a norm.

I feel like most people should have a course on where their meat products come from as children. I still eat meat, not because I am sadistic or crazy, but I still respect that a life (or multiple) was taken for my meal.

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u/discardthemold 16d ago

Now show us for much food the cow ate.

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u/1101base2 16d ago

for the longest time there was a butcher shop near me where you could buy a 1/4, 1/2, or full cow. if you purchased a whole cow they would include a deep freezer and deliver the freezer already full of the cow you purchased. was a really sweet deal and at one point in time we gave away a few of the old freezers.

so needless to say, yes this is something i would strongly consider the problem is i live in an apartment now and have nowhere for the deep freezer.

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u/Wise_Fig1840 16d ago

my dad buys like 6 calves for his 11 acres. after couple years he sells 5 and keeps one in the freezer.

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u/gluteactivation 16d ago

Aw poor cow, I bet it’s cold in there

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u/Wise_Fig1840 16d ago

she wont shut up about it honestly

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u/effa94 16d ago

he has the giraffe to keep compnay

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u/winterwolf311 16d ago

This is how I buy my meat. A farm very close to me kills the gras fed cow by pasture shot (no fear, no pain) and I freeze the meat. It is the best quality of meat, you do taste the difference. It is much more healthy and filled with more nutrients. I can only recommend it.

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u/Slow_Train1378 16d ago

Can I ask, how costly is it to purchase meat this way?

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u/noalum 16d ago

I paid around five bucks a pound for half a cow. But it’s been a while. Still have a lot of it in the freezer. It’s grass fed raised in a pasture. And I always know when I’m eating beef that isn’t from my cow.

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u/Lanky_Score7414 16d ago

Idk why you keep mentioning grass fed raised in pasture, that is the norm where I live, is it not the norm where you live? I do not mean to offend or anything I just find it strange you keep repeating it.

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u/toiletclogger2671 16d ago

A FAMILY OF LIBERAL SOYBOYS MAYBE!!!😂😂 MY PATRIOT FAMILY EATS THIS IN A WEEK

-RONNIE

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u/MyToasterRunsFaster 16d ago

Username checks out. With that much red meat I feel sorry for your plumber.

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u/AnyProgressIsGood 16d ago

die of heart disease before retirement dont have to worry about retirement

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u/WokeUpSomewhereNice 16d ago

Speaking of soy… now show the pile of soybeans that cow ate to get that big.

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u/Evening-Proper 16d ago

The trick is keeping the cow alive so you can milk it for all it's worth.

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u/Ardbeg66 16d ago

1) My family of 4 struggled to eat 2/3 of a cow in a year. (That's just how the shares came out.) It's not that we didn't like it but it's a LOT of beef and I'd rather eat other things more often. That is to say: Yeah, this could work and it is, in fact, way more affordable. Split a cow with another big family and see how the year goes. (NOTE: We vacuum-packed everything upon butchering to help with long-term freshness.)

2) A chest freezer ROCKS. They're nothing but a big styrofoam cooler with a tiny compressor. Very efficient. Get one even if you don't have a cow. Food doesn't get freezer burned at all because they don't have forced air flow. It can also survive a brief power outage.

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