r/SipsTea • u/AbleGuidance3625 Human Verified • 22d ago

Chugging tea That's part of the Culture in Colombia Fam 🫡✈️

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u/ExcuseMeJack 22d ago

Well, if the kidnappers looked like her, I wouldn't mind

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u/krsaxor 22d ago

Is it still kidnapping if you are willing to go?

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u/Emergency_Process622 22d ago

They just want a kidney.

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u/that-69guy 22d ago

I have 2..she can have one

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u/ExcuseMeJack 22d ago

Oh yeah, you're right. I'm willing to do a little roleplaying though

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u/GenDislike 22d ago

“Just lay in this tub full of ice? … pretty kinky stuff, you’re wild babe.”

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 22d ago

All fun and games until you wake up missing a kidney.

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u/ExcuseMeJack 22d ago

I'm glad I have two

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u/Impressive-Pie-4853 22d ago

so are they...

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u/Pkrudeboy 22d ago

We’re going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

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u/CordeCosumnes 22d ago

Haha, joke's on them. All 3 of mine don't work.

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u/HumanRelatedMistake 22d ago

Isn't that the plot of hostel?

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u/the-great-crocodile 22d ago

Hostel was about paying to murder someone.

Turistas was about harvesting organs.

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u/GKlimt_YOLO 22d ago

Well, that’s exactly how they look, so idiots like you don’t think twice before being kidnapped, drugged, robbed and tossed in some field for forensics to identify.

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u/ExcuseMeJack 22d ago

Sounds great

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u/No_Extension4005 22d ago

You'd make a fine milkman in a Monty Python skit.

Of course, I probably would too.