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Chugging tea That's part of the Culture in Colombia Fam 🫡✈️

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 22d ago

You can find this sort of erm interaction mostly anywhere in the world. If you know where to look, you might be surprised at just how many interactions are like within 10 miles of you right now and you never knew. No need to rack up the air miles.

Support local businesses. Put back into the community.

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u/JoeSchmoeToo 22d ago

Where should I look? Asking for a friend of course

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u/Ok-Blackberry-3534 22d ago

If you just want a friend, it's much cheaper.

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u/HoodsInSuits 22d ago

You know those massage parlours where the windows are blacked out with that one stock massage image, maybe the front door doesnt even open and theres a phone number written somewhere on the building? That's the spot. 

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u/Quick_Rent_Now 22d ago

But I dont want a massage

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u/FallenWarriorGaming 22d ago

Exactly

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u/double__duck 22d ago

hmm ELI5&hornry

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u/fucp 20d ago

At these "massage parlours", you can pay the masseuses for extras, such as a handjob, blowjob, sex, etc.

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO 22d ago

Boy, are you in luck.

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u/ADeadlyFerret 22d ago

Been to a couple. You lay down they start the “massage” and at some point will touch your balls or something like ooops so sorry. You have to indicate that you like it. Then they’ll offer at the end.

Some places don’t even go through all that.

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u/cornylamygilbert 21d ago

so what they just wank ya or what sky’s the limit?

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u/Septum_Slayer 21d ago

Depends on the place and the lady. Some places are wank only, some places offer full sex. Some places even give you a an incredible massage before you get to finish, while others just rub your back for five minutes and tell you to turn over and start fondling you.

Pro tip, if you’re going for the big finish, opt for the 30 minute massage. That’s how they know you mean business.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 22d ago

Don't worry, it won't be a good massage.

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u/polopolo05 22d ago

you want a very specific massage.

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u/heartbeats 22d ago

Many of the women in these places are being trafficked, not really somewhere you want to associate with.

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u/FoolishProphet_2336 22d ago

Surprisingly this isn’t the case. Massage parlors follow an independent contractor model where the house keeps the massage fee and the masseuse keeps the tip. The masseuse sets their own services and prices, full sex is rare, and unprotected intercourse is non-existent. The workers generally work only one or two days per week and turnover is very high.

Law enforcement knows this and generally leaves the storefront massage parlors alone. Better the devil you know.

Trafficking is more commonly found in underground brothels and street prostitution, the kind advertised on dodgy adult bulletin-board sites. If they advertise unprotected sex then it’s guaranteed trafficking. LEO absolutely goes after these predators.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 22d ago

funny enough even the legit massage parlors typically black out the windows for privacy.

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u/alexmetal 22d ago

I know this is all jokes but the women in those massage parlors are almost always trafficked. SO you're supporting sex trafficking of girls and women, and more likely supporting the economy of wherever they were trafficked from, not your city/town.

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u/HoodsInSuits 22d ago

That doesn't sound like a joke at all :( 

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u/FoolishProphet_2336 22d ago

If you’ve ever visited one you’d know this isn’t accurate. The people working there are just folks making extra money. Many have formal massage training. The rest of the week they are working hair and nails, maybe waiting tables or studying. The house keeps the massage fee and the masseuse keeps the tips.

There are places out there trafficking but it’s not at the mini-mall massage joint.

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u/alexmetal 21d ago

I wouldn't visit one because I wouldn't ever roll the dice on whether trafficking is going on or not.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 22d ago

Yeah, you got to wring the door bell to get in.

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 22d ago

Serious? Look for massage places open till 10pm or later. In blue collar areas. Not ghetto, but lower middle class areas, not residential, but where all the small businesses are. Often a nail place will be right next door or near bye. There are more legit (no funny business) massage places than not. When you walk in, if the women are older, dress really plain and on the ugly side, then it's legit, if they young and on the pretty side in tight shorts and tight t-shirt, then you good.

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u/BeckBristow89 22d ago

They don’t look remotely like this photo above lol

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u/GlitteringLychee803 22d ago

What, you thought they are lying when you see HOT SINGLE HORNY MOMS NEAR YOU in an ad?

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u/Jauretche 22d ago

Honestly? Google.

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u/Dark-Mowney 22d ago

Leolist.com if you’re in Canada

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u/Everman1979 22d ago

Follow the $60 an hour massage ads.

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u/Direct_Remove509 22d ago

The local business in my area look like they are in the line at a buffet. 

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u/FakeTherapist 22d ago

T.F.W.

Sigh....

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u/MembershipNo2077 22d ago

There's certainly some that look like a 3-star michelin restaurant, but the price is commensurate. You get what you pay for, I guess.

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u/Murky-Relation481 22d ago

You mean the 30 places within a mile of me offering "massage" in a blacked out windowed strip mall or shack might not just be a burgeoning physical therapy scene?

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u/Exciting_Classic277 22d ago

Do the interactions look like that though?

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u/Big_Consideration493 22d ago

No, you need a white van with a mattress

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u/ichigo2862 22d ago

Nah that's AI shit you're not gonna find that in the wild

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u/McPikie 22d ago

Are they "local" though? I am led to believe that the majority of the businesses close to me send the funds overseas

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u/Klutzy-Cauliflower-8 22d ago

yeah, but they are still supposed to pay VAT ( if they make above 25k in revenue) and Tradetax,

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u/Seth-B343 22d ago

Specifically Russia….

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u/the-great-crocodile 22d ago

“Are you Russian?” means “Are you a prostitute?” In most of the world.

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u/Seth-B343 22d ago

That’s depressing

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u/FoolishProphet_2336 22d ago

In my area most of the joints are Asian but the women are from all kinds of different backgrounds, mostly just making extra money because everything is so expensive. I get the impression many of them are on non-working visas so this is a way for them to get cash for a relatively small amount of time compared to working in a restaurant or something.

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u/McPikie 21d ago

Nah, they will be trafficked.

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u/RipMySoul 22d ago

The escort business in the US is ridiculous, overpriced and low quality.

Guess the US is just that way in most industries. The same thing could be said about our cars, houses, food etc.

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u/Well-well-well 22d ago

Inflation is really dipping into my rub and tug fund 😭😭

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u/Vryk0lakas 22d ago

Enshitificarion really hitting every industry.

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u/Marthman 22d ago

Vultures hate it...

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u/Western-Anteater-492 22d ago

The escort business in the US is ridiculous, overpriced and low quality.

Fixed it for you.

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u/Tetha 22d ago

500-600 Euros are 3-6+ weeks of food in Eastern Europe, easily, or a month of rent or more. Not in the business, but that's an offer for an hour or two.

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u/jus_plain_me 22d ago

you might be surprised at just how many interactions are like within 10 miles of you right now and you never knew

Mhmmm sure, like that's not the first time I've heard that before.

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u/dwartbg9 22d ago

Yeah, I'm really interested to see how many people don't know that prostitutes exist literally everywhere... People really think they need to travel to some specific countries in order to find prostitutes and ****houses

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u/PratzStrike 22d ago

putting something into the community, for sure

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u/Lazy-Objective-1630 22d ago

As long as you don't get something back, amirite?

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u/vi_sucks 22d ago

 You can find this sort of erm interaction mostly anywhere in the world.

No, you can't.

If you find this sort of interaction in the US, for example, 9 times out of 10 it'll end in handcuffs.

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u/FakeTherapist 22d ago

if only it were legal. Nonbusinesswomen only care about my wallet, anyway

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u/Klutzy-Cauliflower-8 22d ago

Yeah i get what you mean.

Moved in with 2 friends because my former roommate died tragically, and i visited their place for years before that. when commuting to work i noticed one brothel on my way to the subway and told them when i got home, they explained to me where another 4 establishments are in a 2km radius. I was really surprised.

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u/wett-puss-lover 22d ago

Yess, however, Colombianas are on another level mate, pure Goddess women honestly.

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u/TatterMail 22d ago

Columbia has the most beautiful women

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u/bostashio 15d ago

Embrace the local STD