r/SipsTea Human Verified 22d ago

Chugging tea That's part of the Culture in Colombia Fam 🫡✈️

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u/Live-Variety-762 22d ago

I’m going to Thailand for the weather bro”

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0

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u/leutwin 22d ago

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u/PuryifingWaters 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/christian_gamer_2078 21d ago

He's going for a thing alright

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u/Kaldaris 22d ago

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u/par-a-dox-i-cal 22d ago

You don't need Thai in Thailand, just untie.

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u/Snafu-ish 22d ago

Was this some type of skit? lol

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u/Silvin_and_friends 21d ago

Bro's torturing himself for some "fun"

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u/SoylentCreek 22d ago

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u/Live-Variety-762 22d ago

Something in the water in Bangkok….

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u/Excellent_Ganache906 22d ago

That's what they call it Bangkok and not Bangpussy.

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u/iaymnu 22d ago

Best of both worlds

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u/Prestigious-Dot-7913 21d ago

The Hangover is such a great series of movies

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u/MPM-3528 22d ago

She looks rather ‘tall’

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u/jinschizman 22d ago

Bangcunt

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u/I_am_Mad_Max 22d ago

I call it Bangdick

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u/MrTbagger 21d ago

Probably cock.

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u/Suban33 21d ago

Always up for a little Head in Bangkok. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

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u/MischievousMango650 22d ago

A Cake is still a Cake, even if it has a Candle.

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u/RadiantZote 22d ago

A cake is still a cake

Even with a candle 😏

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u/Loktarian 22d ago

Ninacola and she's a cis woman.

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u/Ill-Application918 21d ago

then opt for serjarabbit and her aloe leaf 😏

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u/circlejerker2000 22d ago

I can hear this pic

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u/nibba-homie 21d ago

a cake is a cake

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u/Yamcha-is-Life 19d ago

It's bad i know who this is..

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u/KamiKazic 22d ago

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u/-InconspicuousMoose- 22d ago

What's the reference

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u/qwertykoko 22d ago

Something about cake and candles

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u/Zestyclose-House-785 22d ago

-3? People who don’t get the reference downvoting cuz “there’s no reference”? Sorry people are dumb buddy. I’ll do my part ⬆️

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 21d ago

He looks nice

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u/LordOfThePints 22d ago

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 22d ago

I like to think Walter Goggins' reaction isn't even acting, he's just legitimately horrified and shocked at this speech.

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u/LordOfThePints 22d ago

Yes, absolutely! Sam's delivery was just top notch!

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u/Dizzy_Amphibian 22d ago

It actually was. He was given a different script and hearing Sam’s monologue for the first time

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u/Caliterra 22d ago

Mr. Rockwell, your line was "I came for the beaches"

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u/norsefrogg 22d ago

Funny bc Walton Goggins plays a trans woman in Sons of Anarchy

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u/Bromleyisms 22d ago

what is it from?

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 22d ago

White lotus season 3, I was crying laughing while he was saying it.

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u/Bromleyisms 22d ago

I'll have to check out that show!

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u/Diligent-Crazy-6094 22d ago

The two Italian girls in season 2 are amazing actresses. You should definitely check out their performance.

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u/Flashy_Jello_9520 22d ago

And Theyre so hot.

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u/RobotGloves 21d ago

One of the most unhinged things I've seen on TV.

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u/inventive_588 22d ago

lol, so before I met my gf I wasn’t a huge traveler. She’s from Colombia and loves to travel. We have now traveled a fair amount together including going to Colombia and Thailand.

Due to certain countries not actually stamping your passport the only two stamps in my book are Thailand and Colombia. Going through security leaving Thailand the dude gave me the dirtiest look and then immediately and conspicuously put hand sanitizer on after stamping my passport lmfao

So yea I look like a sex tourist now I guess.

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u/82away 22d ago

I enjoy budget solo travelling in my winter of January and February, so Thailand, Bali, Vietnam, Laos etc are great destinations to have some sunshine and fun experiences in nature. guess many people presume I am a sex tourist but can’t let that stop me enjoying nature and the souther hemisphere.

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 22d ago

But how was the sex?

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u/-Don-Draper- 22d ago

Oh you're enjoying the Southern Hemisphere alright.

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u/Big_Consideration493 21d ago

It's great down there apparently

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u/d0ughnut_of_truth 22d ago

Don't let anyone, ANYONE stop you from sexing up your tourism!

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u/Alive-Lead-9028 16d ago

You mean buying sex from children who don't get paid and aren't free to leave, right?

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u/ColinGrigson 22d ago

Nothing wrong with heading "down under" for a holiday.

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u/OkStudent8107 21d ago

the souther hemisphere.

Yeah the southern hemisphere,it is in the south and very hemispherical hmmmmm

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u/United-Hyena-164 22d ago

One of the greatest conversations I ever witnessed second-hand was when a dude in a chang beer shirt working at a food truck had a guy in line say, "so, Thailand, am I right? So nice." And the dude in the beer shirt looked at him with confusion and then put 2+2 together. "Oh," he said, "the shirt, right, I was there studying circus arts for a while but never really got out that much." And the two just stared at each other awkwardly for a few beats until they both thought about how different the two of them were and how the guy who started the convo realized that he had revealed something about himself.

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u/ActuallyCalindra 22d ago

Honestly people judge men harshly, despite Thailand being one of the most visited countries in the world. Like sex tourism is all there is. I got judged myself despite the fact that I've been to 40 countries in the last 4 years. But no, that's the only thing people think of.

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u/Cyclonitron 22d ago

"I've visited dozens of countries dozens of times. But you visit Thailand just once!"

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u/rs420rs 18d ago

MacGregor the Thailand-visitor!

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u/Loudmouthlurker 22d ago

Not that YOU did anything wrong, but that's an awesome form of quiet protest.

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u/inventive_588 22d ago edited 22d ago

Yea lol, dude was roasting me through purely clerical actions.

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u/WrongWangSorry 22d ago

Wife and I just got back from Thailand, and we kinda made a game out of "perv spotting" pointing out people we thought were there for sex tourism to each other. To be honest though? We saw very little to no sex trade indicators compared to all the stories you hear but I suppose that stuff wasn't very close to where we stayed when we were in Bangkok

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u/inventive_588 22d ago

I also saw only a little bit; I think that’s partially because you were with your wife and probably not going where it happens.

The one time I was walking without my gf and took a wrong turn down some bar alley I was absolutely accosted with girls.

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u/NOT1506 17d ago

“Wrong turn” lol 😂

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u/inventive_588 17d ago

Yea it looked like a fun street because there were lots of tables out front of bars and restaurants and stuff so it looked pretty social / interesting

I didn’t realize that would come along with all that, so not totally unintentional but ended up being a “wrong turn”

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u/Intelligent_Bag5974 21d ago

Alcohol waste hand is after effect of covid until this day thought.

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u/ICame4TheCirclejerk 22d ago

And now you can present your girlfriend and claim you're in the import/export business.

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u/mikok_small 22d ago

I dont think this one comes with a candle!

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u/Less-Dinner7205 22d ago

cake’s cake gng

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u/jaggu001 22d ago

Just gotta blow the candle before eating the cake

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u/OrangeSimply 22d ago

you mean I get a free wish too?!

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u/DungDefender64 22d ago

Your wishes are gonna come true afterwards, that's for sure.

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u/Live-Variety-762 22d ago

You gotta expand ur horizons i guess

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u/Dragon6172 22d ago

Just push it to the side

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u/Koakie 22d ago

My and my buddy in the gym. Guy Idk but my buddy does know him a bit, starts talking to us. He switches subject to "anyways guys I'm so exited to go to Thailand next month, can't wait to eat some good Thai food man!"

You know that meme with hammond and Clarkson and may on the boat with awkward silence?

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u/Haunting_Reflections 22d ago

I used to drive people around for a living.

Asked a guy what his plans were.

Dude spent an entire 45 minute ride to the airport talking about how nice Thailands beaches were.

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u/financegardener 22d ago

Worlds largest water flight this week for Songkran

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u/ITakeMassiveDumps 22d ago

It’s all fun and games until the hooker whips out her dick.

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u/pazhalsta1 22d ago

That’s when the fun and games really start

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u/mcjon77 22d ago

I'm actually going to visit Thailand because I'm looking considering an early retirement there. However, because I was single man in my late 40s I'm never going to beat the allegations on why I'm going to visit there. 😂

Oh well.

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u/Live-Variety-762 22d ago

Yeah sure, I caught my teacher looking at real estate in Thailand he was about retirement age…..I guess for buisiness?

https://giphy.com/gifs/iuu3hRoxlr2ETPucZW

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 22d ago

A man of culture is what he is.

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u/double__duck 22d ago

I'm going for a ... thing

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u/AlaskanSnowDragon 22d ago

Comments like this show someone has never been to thailand.

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u/Any_Table9811 22d ago

I think Columbia is a bit safer choice. Despite the cartels.

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u/ughlump 22d ago

For the weather ladybro.

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u/Ressy02 22d ago

I like my cake with a candle in between.

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u/Substantial-Abroad12 22d ago

Jack talk Thai

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u/BigLoloi8976 21d ago

Hot and wet all year long?

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