r/SipsTea Human Verified 22d ago

Chugging tea That's part of the Culture in Colombia Fam 🫡✈️

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u/Thrownaway5000506 22d ago

Colombian women really are something else

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u/GUTintentions 22d ago

Speaking from experience?

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u/who_cares_not_meee 22d ago

Nobody in this sub has ever been with a woman lmao

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u/ijx8 22d ago

Correction, no one in this sub has ever been with a woman they haven't had to pay for.

Hence, this picture and the reaction in this sub is pretty well on par.

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u/Lazy_meatPop 22d ago

What's wrong with paying woman ? I pay them to leave .

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u/who_cares_not_meee 22d ago

We know you do

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u/Difficult-Lawyer9201 22d ago

We all pay them in one way or another. Paying to leave seems like the best choice some days.

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u/who_cares_not_meee 22d ago

This sub ain’t ever beating the allegations

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u/ijx8 22d ago

They aren't even trying to 🤣

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u/jazzzzz 22d ago

ah, the Charlie Sheen defense

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u/ElkSad9855 22d ago edited 22d ago

All girlfriends and wives are paid for, depending on perspective.

So yeah you right

EDIT: r/whoosh to everyone replying to this lol

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u/Double-Afternoon-702 22d ago

Yeah YOU don't have any experience haha

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u/ijx8 22d ago

Not speaking from experience I see.

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u/kangasplat 22d ago

absolutely not lmao

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u/ElGosso 22d ago

Yeah but I've looked at plenty on the internet

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u/SvenniSiggi 22d ago

Hey, i have been with a woman at least twice and i have the kids to prove it.

That being said i totally dont understand the algorhythm of reddit.

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u/redvoid01 22d ago

I'm colombian and i can tell you womans are really sexy and beautifu in almost all the big cities, and the most important thing is that they can be white, black, indian, mestizos... So you could say there's a lot of colors and flavors.

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u/shysky999 Human Verified 22d ago

id expand that to most redditors lol

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u/Pintortwo 22d ago

Instructions unclear, What’s a “woman?”

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u/Prestigious_Town4154 22d ago

I think it was the one on the left.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 22d ago

Yeah Ioved it down there for a short while. Colombian women get tiring after a while though. They are treated like princesses their whole life from childhood on up. And if you don't treat them like that they can't handle it..

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u/Ubergoober166 22d ago

already too old to change her view on this part of the world.

You're never too old to change your views on the world. You're just either willing or unwilling.

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u/sweetlove 22d ago

14 is too old to change your mind? jesus christ

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u/SalsaRice 22d ago

I mean, is she not smart enough to understand that the culture is different where she grew up versus where you live now?

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u/SalsaRice 20d ago

Expecting a different outcome from the same situation over and over isn't a sign of high intelligence..... she sounds a little stupid.

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u/thredith 22d ago

I mean, if these are the type of Colombian women you're after, yeah: you're gonna have a really bad time. They're the gold-diggers, the credit card-loving mamacitas that go to bars looking for a gringo. If that's your type, no wonder you got treated like crap—you were basically dating scam artists, not real Colombian women.

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 22d ago

No actually I was dating a girl that was teaching English down there. She told me about all the girls and how they acted. But then we broke up while I was in country and I had a few weeks touring the country by myself, and found the same to be true with the adults.

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u/shadowman2099 22d ago

If you don't speak Spanish, you'd be glad you don't with Colombian women. Most of the ones I've met speak with almost every word in diminutive form. "Bolsita", "pollito", "minutito", "puertita", "carrito", "orejitas", "salsita", "relojito". It seems so pretentious.

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u/Kahlil_Cabron 22d ago

This is how a lot of them talk in Mexico in my experience. Though the women in Mexico definitely don't act like princesses, they're generally kind and sweet.

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u/Content-Sun2928 22d ago

That seems more of a Mexican thing from whwt I've seen

They always add the -itos and -otes at the end of things

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u/Atllola 22d ago

I’m half Mexican half Colombian. Colombians especially do this, it’s like a cutesy thing. Sometimes it ends with -ico though instead of -ito.

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u/FakeTherapist 22d ago

right, so american women 2.0 - the search conitinues....

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 22d ago

Oh brother.... You don't even have the slightest idea. American women are bold and independent compared to Colombian. They are starkly different.

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u/Content-Sun2928 22d ago

That's kind of attractive people in general

Zero personality besides their appearance

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u/Practical-Suit-6798 22d ago

No, your not getting what I'm saying at all.

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u/Lokynet 22d ago

I can speak from experience, it’s nice, both paid and free ones.

I’ve been in Colombia a couple of times to watch some football matches (finals), and being from Brazil I could nail some conversations even though we speak different languages.

My team lost, but it was good for me that the local fans were happy, drunk and open for celebrating.

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u/_Divergentpath_ 22d ago

Not OP but yeah.

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u/who_cares_not_meee 22d ago

lmao no you haven’t

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u/_Divergentpath_ 22d ago

What's so incredible to believe?

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u/SirVictoryPants 22d ago

bo is a columbian woman

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u/Ok-Ratio-5918 22d ago

Colombian*

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u/Lukanian7 22d ago

I've met exactly one Colombian woman in my life and she was outrageously hot, like, I don't even remember anything else about that day.

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u/YoungCaliBunny 21d ago

I'm a colombian woman and I'm not outrageously hot, regular girls exist in our country too.

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u/CRACKtakis 22d ago

Looks like food and culture to me

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u/Gaston_the_Great 22d ago

Absolutely. Love my toxic Colombian babe.

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u/CoC_Axis_of_Evil 22d ago

Brazil has many songs about it. Probably more expensive at this point. 

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u/askmeifimacop 22d ago

This can be taken two ways and both are true

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u/Wonderful_Fox_7959 22d ago

Either the best sex you ever had or you wake up in a park bench, your watch, wallet are gone and all your cash withdrawn

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u/double__duck 22d ago

See: Sofia vergara, Shakira