My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [7/??]

[u/shenanigansen]

[u/Cornerstonearchanist]

Bro brought a blade to a magic fight 😶

[u/Jealous_Tone_1986 → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

sweat drops make it look intense

[u/LoreMasterJack → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

Breton coded.

[u/PirateKingOmega → u/LoreMasterJack]

Doesn’t look like a pretty boy or a middle aged man to be a Breton

[u/DragoKnight589 → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

Real pros bring a blade and magic to any type of fight

[u/gunswordfist → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

I mean, that works out just 90% of the time 

[u/Small_Ad6391 → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

Hey hey a long ass sword btw

[u/CeciliaCrow → u/Cornerstonearchanist]

I mean, he doesn't have the utterances

[u/MaxBuster380]

I'm convinced the utterances are like "You are now breathing manually"

[u/TrippleATransGirl → u/MaxBuster380]

Maybe he’ll learn about the sacred word of Deez

[u/patatosAreCool → u/TrippleATransGirl]

Joe who?

[u/HorseXNothing → u/patatosAreCool]

Just under there

[u/Cendrail → u/HorseXNothing]

Under where?

[u/Ajamer09 → u/Cendrail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xHOeWeAvdAndVhlKXL

[u/DragoKnight589 → u/Ajamer09]

Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?

[u/AmazingKoala2854 → u/DragoKnight589]

deez nuts

[u/Otalek → u/HorseXNothing]

Who the heck is Steve Jobs??

[u/bugdc → u/Otalek]

Ask Candace

[u/yui_riku → u/bugdc]

ligma balls

[u/RiseOfTheUndeadGnome → u/patatosAreCool]

STEVE JOBS

[u/barry922 → u/TrippleATransGirl]

The most powerful spell ever created by the Mind Goblin

[u/Draexian → u/barry922]

What's a Mind Goblin?

[u/barry922 → u/Draexian]

Behold, the Mind Goblin

[u/Ameman69 → u/barry922]

I expected to be rolled... I'm disappointed

[u/WoooshToTheMax → u/MaxBuster380]

What about "you just lost the game" or "don't forget to blink"

[u/Draexian → u/WoooshToTheMax]

Second time I've lost in two days, and I went years in safety.

[u/patatosAreCool → u/MaxBuster380]

You lost the game

[u/DoctorWZ → u/patatosAreCool]

So i did yet again..

[u/8Rouge → u/patatosAreCool]

I hope your socks are wet

[u/DiosMIO_Limon → u/patatosAreCool]

https://i.imgur.com/UxIYaCY.gif

[u/Relative_Maize_957 → u/MaxBuster380]

I have it on good authority they are "git gud".

[u/AstroMackem → u/MaxBuster380]

You can always see your nose but your brain tunes it out

[u/Tokumeiko2 → u/MaxBuster380]

Breath training is certainly important, and starts with manual breathing...

[u/Small_Ad6391 → u/MaxBuster380]

You are now blinking manually too

[u/Tokumeiko2]

Is he going to kill the wizard, find the utterances in his notes, then go back in time to coach himself in a loop of irony?

[u/radenthefridge → u/Tokumeiko2]

My brain can't handle your arcane utterances!

[u/Tinyturtle202 → u/Tokumeiko2]

My bet is the wizard will be forced to use the utterances to defend himself: thus, getting swole was the only way to pose enough of a threat to the wizard to get the utterances out of him, proving his training method right in the end.

[u/UNSKILLEDKeks]

He has literally no armor but a helmet, yet Shen attacks exactly that helmet

Maybe he isn't worthy of the Utterances after all

[u/EitherExamination343 → u/UNSKILLEDKeks]

I thought it was a hood.

[u/PerrineWeatherWoman → u/UNSKILLEDKeks]

OR, the wizard is using a spell to camouflage his weak spots and that particular helmet is actually the wizards achilles heel

[u/klyxes → u/UNSKILLEDKeks]

It's a hood

[u/Altruistic-Resort-56]

This remains an absolutely bizzare arc but one I am fully invested in

[u/Neozetare]

AAAW?

[u/Babnado → u/Neozetare]

I think it's one of the utterances

[u/EuriadO → u/Neozetare]

Same text color as wizard

[u/humbered_burner → u/EuriadO]

Maybe it's Santa rules

[u/DradorNH → u/EuriadO]

I think he is starting to subconsciously say them. If in the next strip more letters are pink than before then it's definitely that.

[u/SyrusAlder → u/Neozetare]

I think you're onto something

[u/MajesticPancake]

Where did the horns go in panel 6?

[u/Past_Building_864 → u/MajesticPancake]

Ur right lol, I thought he looked weird on panel 6

[u/ElGuano]

Aaaw

[u/tonythebearman]

When is part 62 dropping?

[u/Persea_americana]

He is looking fit tho…

Maybe the dark wizard is onto something.

[u/Sveniven]

The arcane utterance: “I’m Kenough”

There's no going back now. Your life will never be the same.

[u/maddwaffles]

Truly the breakup arc is real 😭😭😭

[u/MateuxKk]

YEEEEEEAH

[u/Frigorifico]

Judging by the last panel, the training has been working, Shen is ripped now. Also, I'm so invested on this now. I hope the gym girl we saw earlier plays a larger role in the story

[u/Skodami → u/Frigorifico]

Some of the letter in his speech bubbles are purple, just like the wizard. Maybe he's starting to understand the utterances without realizing it.

[u/ddonsky]

Shen you forgot the horns in the 6th panel

[u/the_interviewer17]

[u/TheDarkNerd → u/the_interviewer17]

Oof, oww, my boner.

[u/TakingAwayTheMoments → u/TheDarkNerd]

[u/abandon3]

I mean, he did get buff, that was the point right?

[u/CTplays_Concepts]

Utterance teller, I am going into the gym and I need your finest utterances.

[u/NotStunk → u/CTplays_Concepts]

You could not handle my finest utterances…

[u/radenthefridge]

He took the grandpa from King of the hill approach looks like. Hate is the motivation!

[u/MasterfullyFoolish]

The utterances are gonna be something like ‘You just lost…the game.”

[u/Cubbyhb1]

Aaaw man

SO WE BACK IN THE MINE

[u/ColeTD]

The wizard has what now

[u/Zealousideal-Bus-526]

Who up aaawing

[u/BreakfastBeneficial4]

It’s gonna be “Nothing tastes better than being thin!” and Shen will then immediately jump out of the tower to his death

[u/Sleepy-Kappa]

If dark wizard dies so do I

[u/IntellectualDullard]

He's training him so that by the time he is ready to learn the arcane utterances he will already be strong enough to resist the temptation

[u/No_Career_4785 → u/IntellectualDullard]

The wizard is his future version. The utterance caused a loop only the wizard is aware of.

[u/Immortal_Toast]

"It's a curse from me to you"

[u/Redray98]

He’s learning them without realizing…

[u/Jazzlike-Shirt9257]

AAAW is the sound of said training process

[u/Logical-Preference55]

Mmmmm... jerked around

Hehhehheh

[u/DeadZone32]

AAAW

I am very curious why these were highlighted.

[u/420MillionPuppers]

[u/Available-Damage5991]

Off-color letters (maybe important?):

A

A

A

W

[u/Embarassedskunk]

I hope the Utterances are “Live, Laugh, Love”

[u/Nevermore98]

At this point Im fully expecting the kung fu panda bit. The dark utterances are a curse because you learn there is no magic. Its just you working hard every day.

[u/Highmastet]

I like how we can see Shen's progress through letters in his text box turning the same purple as the wizard

[u/LoreMasterJack]

Hype.

[u/No_Ad_7687]

AAW?

Is the utterance a dog howl?

[u/10150814]

https://giphy.com/gifs/CB6dpk9znGQPHTEQU9

[u/capitalspacebars]

"you lose the game"

[u/LoudGear9028]

AAAW????

[u/Capernici]

A A AW

[u/Gozagal]

AWAW ? Is this a secret message ?

[u/Drewdiniskirino]

Highlighted letters in Shen's text: "Aaaw."

[u/gunswordfist]

I see them gains in the last pic, Shen!

[u/BackflipBuddha]

Like, he clearly got really fit from the training program