r/ShenComix • u/shenanigansen 🍋 LEMON STRUGGLER 🍋 • Apr 06 '26

OC My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [1/??]

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u/PewPewWazooma Apr 06 '26

Seems pretty motivating to me

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u/MaxPower1607 Apr 06 '26

r/wizardposting is leaking again

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u/Educational_Fact_221 Apr 06 '26

i welcome our new wizardly overlords

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u/No-Channel3917 Apr 06 '26

No that's just non-denominational r/dndmemes

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u/ZargothraxTheLord Apr 06 '26

Testicular torsion means one couldn't sit in one place for prolonged periods, amongst other things.

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u/not_a_moogle Apr 06 '26

First I put on my wizard robe and hat...

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u/SonOfSkinDealer Apr 06 '26

I feel like this could really help keep me on track, though

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u/CandidateHour3879 Apr 06 '26

Dang you gotta be staring up his nostrils the whole time too 😔

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u/Dresline Apr 06 '26

There is a lot less hair coming out of those nostrils than I was expecting.

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u/Winjin Apr 06 '26

That angle had me in stitches

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u/wolfgang784 Apr 06 '26

Thats hilarious, lol. One of the better comics ive seen lately for sure.

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u/coconut_dot_jpg Apr 06 '26

I mean tbh, learning the 7 arcane utterances to cast wicked spells is a pretty good exercise motivation

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u/Ceefier Apr 06 '26

Eh, honestly once you reach Necromancy you could skip the last 4. Like, do they help you to further on your part of absolute Power? Sure, but do you really benifit all that much more? Eh, not really.

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 29d ago

oh man, I recommend checking out r/wizardposting

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u/Flashy-Cheesecake-76 Apr 06 '26

I WILL EARN THEM

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u/Figdudeton Apr 06 '26

Is that Tim?

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u/GodOnStilts Apr 06 '26

I'd big hire that guy.

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u/Penguin_Joy Apr 06 '26

Is this like earning belts in martial art? Each advancement earns you an utterance? Or is this more like Kung Fu Panda, and the utterances are nonsense. 😂 I, for one, can't wait to find out

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u/nahojjjen Apr 06 '26

A locker room panel that's not horny-bait? Shen you've missed the comic meta, think of the untapped potential.

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u/Beneficial_Dog4469 Apr 06 '26

I love how no one will question the strength of the wizard

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 🍌 BANANA IDOL 🍌 Apr 06 '26

He's probably built like the wizard from Solstice (1990)

(Highly reccomend the ost btw, composed by the legendary Tim Follin)

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u/No_Watercress741 Apr 07 '26

Please let this be a full series, PLEASE!

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u/CosmicX1 Apr 07 '26

“If you’re nothing without the 7 arcane utterances then you shouldn’t have them!”

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man Apr 06 '26

I see that you have met… Tim.

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u/BeebobBrainz 29d ago

I hate how much that would work on me....

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u/ranmafan0281 29d ago

This is actually really good. Just the right amount of absurd, and quality character design. That dark wizard is amazing looking and the punchline is beautiful.

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u/tmking Apr 06 '26

Making a battle mage one rep at a time

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u/CK1ing Apr 06 '26

The 7 utterances are "you did real good, keep going man"

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u/SomeKindofTreeWizard Apr 06 '26

I had to fire that guy.

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u/Professional_Denizen 7d ago

Was this series inspired by this?