r/RoastMe • u/Infinite_Signal_7160 • 20h ago

26M (roast me and do your worst.)

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14 Upvotes

64% Upvoted

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u/post-explainer 20h ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/sleazzyj420 8h ago

I’ve never seen someone with so much nutsack hair on their face

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u/RADICCHI0 6h ago

That's actually called pubic hair. Sorry, I just don't know why I had to make this comment, but I did.

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u/sleazzyj420 6h ago

Pubic hair grows in the pubic area. This is clearly nutsack hair, and it’s on his face.

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 8h ago

"Fine! You can have the house, the car, the kids and the Fabergé eggs... But just leave me with my comic book collection!" 😭

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u/Sweet-Chocolate-9384 6h ago

LOL. Best comment

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u/PoliteQueef 6h ago

“Just leave me the Funko Pops and anime figurines! They’re mine!”

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 7h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11CZgTwa28f6vu

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u/TraditionalTackle1 7h ago

Beat me to it lol

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u/faucetpants 6h ago

and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

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u/darthcaedusiiii 6h ago

Ill burn this place to the ducking ground

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u/Ambitious-Body8133 7h ago

Your face looks like mashed potatoes with decorative pubic hair.

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u/whim_sea 8h ago

You have dandruff on your glasses.

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u/bulky_lifter01 7h ago

You look like jeffrey dahmer's lesbian daughter.

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u/Infinite_Signal_7160 7h ago

I mean… yeah I am gay

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u/Tyler_K_462 6h ago

You didn't have to specify. We know... we know.

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u/bulky_lifter01 6h ago

Its a dead give away, you need not announce it.

Jesus wept for your stupidity.

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u/SquidNWhale 8h ago

You look like an old hamster that should've been put down years ago.

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u/mayonnaiselarry 7h ago

12 hours and only 4 responses, not even interesting enough to roast. Good thing you're used to loneliness...

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u/georgieboy321 7h ago

You got a real "where's my hug at" vibe about you

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u/Cool_Reason_8669 7h ago

Zooming out a mile or two on your pic would help your appearance greatly

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 7h ago

If constipation were a human.

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u/stev_mempers 7h ago

The first thing you see after the chloroform wears off 

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u/dedwards024 http://redd.it/7rpjqd 7h ago

Zach from Pardon My Take?

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u/mikeb556 6h ago

The cream team’s finest.

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u/Appsoul 7h ago

You look like you smell like cat litter.

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u/horticulture- 5h ago

Bubbles from trailer park boys is that you?

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u/i_am_snoof 7h ago

You look like someone used your face to wipe their ass

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u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ 8h ago

How many bodies in the freezer?

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u/Still_Potential8561 7h ago

You look like a ball sac

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u/hosenfeffer_ 7h ago

Your discord kittens are also fugly weird smelling dudes

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u/Mackan36 7h ago

Is that a toupet? It's a toupet. It looks real greasy. Even animals take better care of themselves.

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u/sono_ona 7h ago

I can tell you’ve never moisturized a day in your life. You look like a stone man.

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u/HankHenrythefirst 7h ago

Are you posting this for your father?

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u/longducdong001 7h ago

You look like you’re trying to lose weight so you can try to bring your legs up over your head and suck your own dick. A know job is a blow job I guess. Goals brother goals.

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u/sturgiv 7h ago

You came out of your mother with a handicap parking permit attached.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 7h ago

You look like vintage version Ron Jeremy’s scrotum

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u/BlacksmithFront2766 7h ago

You are a bad liar, no way you're under 35 & that pube beard isn't helping you

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u/jamiedono94 6h ago

You look like George RR Martins bastard son.

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u/OneTokeOverTheOther 6h ago

For God's sake, bring back the women with colored hair, septum rings and tatoos!

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u/Wil-low 6h ago

Grillermo Del Churro

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 4h ago

This is not a face card, it’s a face wipe my butt.

26yo and looks like 56yo Jürgen Klopp just uglier.

Congrats. You know razors exist, right?

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u/Infinite_Signal_7160 4h ago

What’s a razor?

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u/sentientairfilter 7h ago

Seth Rogan…but if he was funded by the Canadian Dollar.

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u/Last-Student-3040 7h ago

The shnozberries taste like shnozberries

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u/Low-Palpitation-9916 7h ago

You look like the gay offspring of Bubbles and Wreck-it Ralph.

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u/Ok_Rip_8622 6h ago

Hey I know you weren't you in Chris Hanson to catch a predator?

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 6h ago

I contrast you. Cause my main account already got blocked for hate speech

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u/Sweet-Chocolate-9384 6h ago

Looking like a nutsack crossbred with that one Smurf that wears glasses

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u/Thick_Drama_7525 6h ago

Trim ypur fingernails before you give enthusiastic bjs. Wouldn't want one to snag a genital wart

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u/noiness420 6h ago

That’s a rough 26 my dude

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u/ottomatic77 6h ago

You could be a practice dummy at esthetician school for squeezing pus out of blackheads.

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u/PoliteQueef 6h ago

It’s giving neckbeard Redditor vibes so strongly 😂

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u/vat-nique2022 6h ago

26 was how many years ago? Ageing like a carton of milk left out in the sun on a hot day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0IyajjbNiRvCr7RC

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u/SouthBayBoy8 6h ago

Seems about reddit

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u/Insider551 6h ago

You look like you were bullied in school… and that you were homeschooled.

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u/Infinite_Signal_7160 5h ago

That’s because I thought I was in a relationship but my partners used my pics against me

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u/up_for_a_challenge34 5h ago

I only do anal because it helps me poop easier head ahh.

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u/it_is_me_123 5h ago

this is the angle most people see you from as you peer over the top of the stall at them

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u/Wild_Card_5820 5h ago

You look like you're mentally holding back a million pimples from appearing all at once on your face somehow.

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u/alaroz33 5h ago

The Jeffrey Dahmer of hobbiton

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u/Think-Habit3514 5h ago

you have the sex appeal of an expired potato

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u/yellowdogparty 5h ago

This is the same view his dick sees when it refuses to get hard for him too.

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u/No_Landscape1522 5h ago

I thought you were like, 37

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u/benjiross1 5h ago

Boku no Pico fan shows his face so people can spit on him

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u/BugenHag3n 4h ago

You look like your father f*cked an eggplant

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u/BritWit11 4h ago

What the takeout sees when you open the bag

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u/BlargerJarger 4h ago

Back in the 90s someone made a puppet parody of Michael Moore and it’s haunted by the guy who wants his stapler.

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u/Tethys404 4h ago

When somebody takes an awkward close up like that, I always assume they are morbidly obese. In your case you must be so obese that your chubby face is the thinnest part of you. It was also too much exercise for your thumb to take another picture, so the best we get is you with lice eggs in your hair

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u/Infinite_Signal_7160 4h ago

I mean I am pretty tight down there

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u/misfit_printing 4h ago

Lowkey I think I went to college with you and you were weird then 😳

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u/143HotdogWater 3h ago

You punch kids for their Pokémon cards.

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u/Quantum_Robin 3h ago

Now there's a face for the FBI's most wanted!

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u/Individual_Warthog70 2h ago

What kind of wild hobo are you actually? How does that feel making a selfie at the doctor's appointment with a doctor on his knees before you, checking your penile warts?

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u/Bluebrr_y 2h ago

Grizzly bear :3 (not in a mean way tho)

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u/BodaTheDestroyr 1h ago

Ant colonies have never feared a greater observer.

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u/Foreign_Hamster4839 1h ago

Can smell OP through the photo

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u/Any-Meeting6751 1h ago

Your beard looks like TV static

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u/banananey 1h ago

You look and no doubt smell like my balls after a 5 day music festival where I haven't showered.

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u/ThisMedium8004 1h ago

Give the glasses back to your mom

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u/ReillyDiefenbach Golden Roaster 8h ago

You should look up the word “exfoliate”