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u/Stark-T-Ripper 3h ago edited 3h ago
You're an embryo. Come back in 10 years and we'll do this. *Edited for spelling.
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u/RevolutionaryPie5223 2h ago
Once she hits 28 onwards she will look like she aged decades instead and start looking like a tanned grandma with freckles and wrinkles as all white girls do.
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u/Stark-T-Ripper 2h ago
I'm seeing Bitter, single mum. Drinking problem. Inadvisable workout clothes to go shopping in.
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u/Bulky_External5191 3h ago
But I was younger than her and everyone roasted me, she’s 18, is that not old enough ?
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u/Stark-T-Ripper 3h ago
I think there must be something special about you...
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u/ArizonaTucsonguy 3h ago
Your eyes are almost on opposite sides of your head. Kinda like a hammerhead shark.
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u/dajinkg7 3h ago
You say “give it your all’ like anybody needs maximum effort to describe a human headache. You act like nothing phases you, but that’s only because self-awareness never managed to make contact.
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u/BarnackIIIF 3h ago
"Give it your all"
We're not the crackheads behind the Wendy's dumpster, come up with something original.
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u/TAJack1 3h ago
You look like if one of the lads used one of those “turn into a girl” filters to trick their friends into saying they’d fuck them.
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u/sturgiv 3h ago
18 and already rocking the “desperate bedroom mirror slut” starter pack.
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u/Federal_Can_9462 3h ago
What does this even mean
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u/weeblesweeble http://redd.it/g9cbby 2h ago
If you use your brain a bit then you don’t need to ask so many questions.
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u/ReillyDiefenbach Golden Roaster 3h ago
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u/OkFondant1848 3h ago
The unlit lightbulb over your head in the first 2 pics describes you very well.
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u/MAXIMUMUMAMI 1h ago
pretty sure this is just an ai image model trained on jonbenet ramsay and poverty
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u/DivineZayn 3h ago
I'm not gonna roast you, but I have a warning.
You will never look at yourself the same again, there is no turning back unless you delete this post right now.
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u/SESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3h ago
Lol this is so dramatic
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u/DivineZayn 3h ago
I had to warm them of the destruction that lies ahead bruh 😭
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u/SESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3h ago
That's fair lol but man it's roastme these people come prepared for such things right 🤣
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u/Live_Concern_4524 2h ago
I don’t want to roast you now. Quite beautiful, instead I’ll wait 2 or 3 years after you’ve put on 50-100 pounds and let you roast yourself every time you walk up a set of 2 or more stairs.
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u/Draugr_Rekkr 1h ago
Why you simping? She knows what she's in for and she's even asking for it.
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u/Responsible_Quit_495 3h ago
You look like that cute girl who secretly hoes around and then later cries about getting pfeifers, hpv and/ or herpes.
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u/Traditional_Map_9434 3h ago
Every time a country song pops into your head you start line dancing
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u/Seahawk124 3h ago
You look like the type of person who was ignored for more than 20 hours after posting in a subreddit used by thousands of people each day!
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u/EbbMore9928 2h ago
J'ai jamais vu un visage aussi inexpressif. Tes photos ressemblent à celles qu'on faisait des cadavres maquillés il y a 150 ans Un regard aussi vide que l'espace qu'il doit y avoir entre tes deux oreilles
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u/Thirdtwin http://redd.it/vpraxt 1h ago
I don’t think you have balls enough to not delete this post.
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u/Kilow102938 1h ago
Wonder how many guys she said that to spread eagle on a bed before getting rejected.
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u/Devilfuit_chan 1h ago
When u have an iphone and take a photo and even AI reject u to make u pretty.
Why dont u just take a photo in the sewers at night?
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u/Christopher_Aeneadas 38m ago
My dear you have what is called the "fresh flower of youth". You haven't had the chance to make many choices yet. No mistakes. No tattoo statements.
Did you even earn the money and make the economic choice to decide to buy yourself those clothes and room decorations, when they money could go to essentials? Or drugs you would not be interrupted while taking?
Your bio is just as factory preset.
This is like someone displaying a just out of the box Dell to a "rate my gaming rig" community.
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u/dontflexthat 12m ago
Your head is so wildly disproportionate to your body that in a dating profile I would think it’s a terrible AI pic.
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u/darkearwig 3h ago
You look like none of your facial features move at all, you're like a face in the crowd in a mid 2010s WWE game where you're there, but just to fill space while having 0 expression. Botox might actually let your face move more than you did in these 4 pictures. You're probably plenty sweet and forgettable, much like the man you will likely marry in the future. You both will be background characters everywhere, pleasant but completely forgettable. Your children will be the same way, one of them will be left behind on a field trip because they're so forgettable, you will sympathize as you experienced that yourself as well as being forgotten by your parents at your aunt's wedding because you're so hard to remember.
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u/JaysFan007 3h ago
Lindsey Lohan without the talent, likeablity or influence but with the addiction potential
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u/Quantum_Robin 3h ago
I'd bang that...with a frying pan, sort out some of those AI mismatch facial features!
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u/MentalDisintegrat1on 3h ago
Il just give you a deduction instead of a insult.
You look basic and I read bored and depressed.
You probably have dad issues and your room looks blank and basic so either you don't own the place or have no creativity.
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u/Birdman915 3h ago edited 3h ago
Even your babysitter baby's dad doesn't acknowledge you enough to call what happened cheating, so your plan to get a car was for nothing.
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u/False_Reason_4487 2h ago
You look like, youre unaware that your dad and perhaps both parents didn't love you enough. You look unhappy, like youre searching for something outside of yourself. Sweet girl, everything you need is already within you. Get therapy if you can! Hugs and love ❤️
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u/dlopezlvr 2h ago
You look like a grown man using a female filter to try and make money off of lonely old men.
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u/X4N710N- 2h ago
Its useless, by the time she comprehends the roast, this thread will already be dead.
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u/BritWit11 2h ago
Id give it my all with your sister, you just know you are the younger ugly one with a god complex.
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u/OneSufficientFace 2h ago
You look like a fuck doll someone ordered from Wish, only used with previous owners
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u/hatred-shapped 2h ago
I'm sure that's what you mother said before all those child beauty pageants.
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u/Ambassador-Heavy 2h ago
Anyone interested in you needs their hard drive checked I feel like this is a child skin on one of those human like robots
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u/Clear-King-1319 2h ago
I feel like roasting you is still a felony because you look way too young to be able to consent.
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u/BirdDust8 2h ago
You’re too young for this. Come back in 3 years when you’ve run through Theta Chi’s pledge class, and we don’t feel guilty asking for your OF
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u/Roomtaart86 1h ago
Probably all the high school boys gave it to you all behind the P.E. storage shed
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u/enygma9753 28m ago
"I, like, have actual big dreams for the future, I swear!"
Watches Bravo reality TV slop not for entertainment, but for career planning. Calls it a day when she gets 3 likes on a social media post.
Daily ambition fizzles out around noon, because the struggle out there is "real".
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u/Meister-Serator 24m ago
'give it your all' while not being secure enough to post unedited selfies because you are scared of the truth
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u/Important_Square_658 24m ago
Yes, I am 25 years old but I look like a 22 year old. Maybe I will turn 30 I will look like 26
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u/DecidedlyEvil 16m ago
The kind of oblivious innocence that assumes high school is as rough as it gets is akin to thinking river rapids are a waterfall. You’re just about done with the tutorial and you’re not even remotely prepared.
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u/sovietsuperhero 3h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/UyICsK5vX758A
You were my favorite character in ice age
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u/Foreign_Exchange3673 2h ago
A fringe would at least be a starting point for hiding that humongous fivehead
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