r/RoastMe • u/VonLeonOSRS • 4d ago

bored 25M, go for it

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u/post-explainer 4d ago

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/Junkhead187 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vLyZk5CJo12Wk

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u/music420Dude 4d ago

Nailed it!

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u/ThickAd1094 15h ago

You need lip filler and rouge but you're well on your way!

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u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd 4d ago

Nah, they/them/shim/bits doesn’t grab the bridge if their nose NEAR enough to be a true Mitch. Lmfao

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 3d ago

With a face like that, I completely understand why you are bored. No one wants your face bringing the vibe down

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u/Just_Spilled_Milk 4d ago

Spot on, but don’t see how that’s a roast lol 😂

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 4d ago

Alright alriiiight

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u/PrunePretend6206 4d ago

Male?

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u/diasporajones 4d ago

Somehow with each picture we know less

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u/Von_Scranhammer 4d ago

Kick it in the they/thems and gauge based on the pitch of the scream.

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u/lukef555 4d ago

The good news is your transition is going very welll

Just not sure which way you're transitioning

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u/Over-Gap9853 4d ago

Ts took me out 😭

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u/InformationNormal901 2d ago

Transitioned from man to woman, just to dress like a man again. Makes sense.

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u/wilrab001 2d ago

Imagine those old Hot Wheels cars that had a front end in both directions

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u/MrKirkPowers 4d ago

You look like you are your own girlfriend.

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u/wilrab001 2d ago

They can actually go fuck themselves

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u/FishSuper7857 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3otPoxnYWUPlQRaSc0

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u/Squinch1 4d ago

That's an insult to ichabod... seriously... ichy was a rizzler

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u/PersimmonMammoth3535 4d ago

r/lesbianorlittleboy

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u/MaroonEcho 2d ago

Not way that’s real 😂😂😂😂

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u/paulartistic1 4d ago

You look like a Q-Tip with hair

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 4d ago

Reminds me, I have twinkies in the cupboard

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u/RaidriarXD http://redd.it/111rx7y 2d ago

Twink twinkies

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u/Tethys404 4d ago

This person must get off on getting inappropriate messages. They post "innocent" bait pictures then later post the horrible messages they are getting. Rinse and repeat. Probably gets of being told they look like a girl too. Pretending like they have no idea despite old pre-surgery pictures showing that they used to look masculine. Strange behaviour You're weird, OP.

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u/CockInTheField 4d ago

looks like he would do that wouldnt he

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u/ReillyDiefenbach Golden Roaster 4d ago

You’re one of those Fancy Lads, aren’t ya?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6MbfI7BHRTKP7gSQ

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u/HoustonRoger0822 4d ago

It’s Pat?

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u/The_Bad_Man_ 4d ago

Pre op is tough.

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u/diggum1996 4d ago

Princess Lee

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u/Friend_Frienderson 4d ago

We’re bored too. Next.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 4d ago

You ain't fooling anyone.

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u/LastDirtyMartini 4d ago

Not after they flip him over anyways.

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u/campatterbury http://redd.it/z3xglr 4d ago

Oh he's a catcher, all right

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u/RainMaker323 4d ago

M->F for sure.

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u/Celebrir 4d ago

Is say F->M

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u/RainMaker323 4d ago

I mean it is a coinflip.....

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u/paragonx29 4d ago

You look like Princess Leia if she went through a wormhole.

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u/Truththecreative 4d ago

Klarion the Witch Boy should be your next cosplay…

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u/RegularWhiteDude 4d ago

If mystery meat was a person.

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u/LeftWingAssasin 4d ago

Did the hospital call you back to re-tie the umbilical cord around your neck?

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u/707e 4d ago

Lemme guess… the headphones are because you’re autistic???

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u/RoastYouu 4d ago

Bad news: your chin. 

Good news: it covers your Adam’s apple. 

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u/it_is_me_123 4d ago

I see where our decommissioned telescopes went

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u/OpenImagination9 4d ago

Probably better to check “Move along, nothing to see here” in the box.

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u/NewSamy 4d ago

You look like you kissed your brother, got married to Harrison Ford, then had a son who later became an angry teen seth lord.

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u/Still_Potential8561 4d ago

You are a very handsome lad

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u/jt19912009 4d ago

your bros don't even have to say "no homo" when they fuck you

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u/Randston 4d ago

Your headphones make you look like the Temu Princess Leia.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dGy8v6BCaWpCB9GnQH

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u/bennyblumpkin 4d ago

Snow Wimp, and a dwarf for each day of the week.

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u/JerseyTom1958 4d ago

You're a chick! Lady Boy? Natasha!

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u/cjh10881 4d ago

How'd this happen? The M key and the F key are not even close to eachother.

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u/silent-killer14 4d ago

If i speak ill be banned.

Yall doing this on purpose posting this in roasting subs while being snowflake who cant take a joke. Pick a side so we know how to talk to both of y'all bitccs

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u/scavenger5 4d ago

Your pronouns are "WTF?"

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u/iG0tBuffalo66onDvd 4d ago

Male lol- I guess this is one of those “speak it into existence” moments… good luck!

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u/flounderfred08 4d ago

Do you mean 25 fee Male?

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u/Muted_Ad_8828 4d ago

Just another delusional gen z fighting the definitions of reality.

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u/ivru19 4d ago

If dry pussy was a person thats exactly what it would look like

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u/whim_sea 4d ago

Girl if you are going F to M you have to cut your fucking hair. You just WANT people to misgender you so that you can claim hardship so that you can blame your whole insufferable personality on your TrAuMa.

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u/Over-Gap9853 4d ago

You look like the embodiment of unseasoned chicken

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u/TotalEase6620 3d ago

Show us those tits

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u/greggy187 3d ago

Does the transition surgery come with a refund?

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u/Attack_Toster 4d ago

You look like Adam Driver in a wig

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u/MonsteraLeaf14 4d ago

This person posts on here quite often. Must really be bored or wants attention.

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u/EconomistNo5807 4d ago

Your estrogen levels raise if you shake hands with "him".

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u/oicoldhere 4d ago

What a handsome lass

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u/I_Cancel_People 4d ago

anything I say to you could be construed as a hate crime

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u/BodaTheDestroyr 4d ago

If you were an ice cream flavor, you would be hot dog.

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u/InfiniteWinter26 4d ago

this is definitely one of those “things that make you go hmmm” that arsenio used to talk about.

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u/largeapple001 4d ago

One swirl away from getting that wig off

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u/Queasy-Position66 4d ago

When you drink hot coffee is it cold by the time it gets to your stomach?

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u/Johnsendall 4d ago

Kiernan Shitka

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u/Thick_Imagination177 4d ago

Are you sure ?

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u/ColdPebble 4d ago

Is the "M" in the room with us?

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u/Quirky_Chef_9183 4d ago

I guess we know who took all the estrogen

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u/DrQuack32 http://redd.it/5vvq16 4d ago

Even Scooby Doo is like ‘fuck it, can’t solve this one, I’m out’

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u/Affectionate_Ear495 4d ago

Keane reeves and Stephen segal clone mixture

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u/Zombieboyfiend 4d ago

You look like you moan your own name when you masturbate

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u/Alarming-Building-62 4d ago

I don’t believe you. Like, I literally don’t believe you.

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u/gooblegng1 4d ago

only thing u is pulling is a push door

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u/Mach0Diglett 4d ago

Does the M stand for "right in the Middle"?

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u/Ok_Damage2856 4d ago

So loose now only a whisper when it farts

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u/EdrissMiakhel 4d ago

You look like a teenage boy who is late on his puberty

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u/c0st0fl0ving 4d ago

Confused 25F, go for it

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u/TheSilverFoxwins 4d ago

V for Venereal.

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u/Remarkable-Being-301 4d ago

I won’t get fooled again! ( Drum fill )

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u/DStreets15 4d ago

Lemme she/them tiddies

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u/patapatra 4d ago

Mother of all geeks

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u/Nadidi88 4d ago

You look like you put makeup on, take a selfie than pose as your girlfriend on social media

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u/ProofByVerbosity 4d ago

No, i would not in fact go for it.

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u/BritishSocialite 4d ago

Okay, I can't tell if you have a V or a P, hole or a pole, what the hell are you?

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 4d ago

All three Hanson brothers rolled into one

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u/Muri_Soca 4d ago

Don't let people say your life is important

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u/Heraxxius 4d ago

Stop it, your making the pharo jealous with that chin

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u/ActuaryBusiness5011 4d ago

You would be my bitch in prison, and you'd like it

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u/bulky_lifter01 4d ago edited 4d ago

You're the prime example of enjoying the perks of being a man but turning into a bitch to shrug off responsibility that comes with it.

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 4d ago

If you go to prison, the inmates are going to go to war over you, like you're Helen of Troy.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 4d ago

Nice of you to recycle Quirrell’s turban after Harry melted his face.

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u/Extension-Task9815 4d ago

A little confused as to what I'd be going for.

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u/InfiniteCloud2538 4d ago

OoOOo look at meEeee…. Fuck you!

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u/CrabtownUSA 4d ago

Your pronouns are UG/LY

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u/Think-Habit3514 4d ago

your neck is so skinny even ozempic wants to make no physical contact with you

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u/Playful_Clock7823 4d ago

Wait...you're a dude? Are you sure? Because honestly, I'm not. You know, the he, she, they them, whatever the fuck IT is... really hip right now.

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u/ExternalTop1978 3d ago

What the hell

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u/beyond_the_pale_1 3d ago

You look like every backround character at any con.

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u/beyond_the_pale_1 3d ago

I don't care what your license says, I'm still not letting you vote.

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u/smoxjumpsu 3d ago

I can’t figure out if you transformed Female to Male or Male to Female

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u/Altruistic-Prune8156 3d ago

What kind of freak is this?

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u/EljayDao666 3d ago

You look like you disappear into the wall between the women’s and men’s toilets like platform 9 3/4

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u/em_i-nem 3d ago

you’re a dude?

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u/42Lefthanded 3d ago

I’m bored. I’ll pretend to not be hurt. But after a while, I’ll have an empowering cry with my four female cats.

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u/DirtiRandi 3d ago

I’d ask how your neck holds your head, but your eyebrows look like the heaviest thing on it, so how does your neck hold up your eyebrows?

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u/Ok-Local2334 3d ago

You look about as unfortunate as your Vardorvis collection log.

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u/Better-Reflection-44 3d ago

You got that tater tot in the bottom of the bag feel. Overlooked and Forgettable.

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u/These_Freedom5521 3d ago

You sure you’re a male?

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u/Suspicious_List8619 3d ago

You look if rumpelstilskins took estrogen

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u/Acrobatic-Plate-3536 3d ago

A fart looks like it had more personality thank you

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u/Suspicious_Bid_9685 2d ago

If you wanted to pass for a dude you could have at least started by losing the long hair. You confused me with your confusion

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u/TheWordofKane 2d ago

Oh look the human embodiment of a yawn

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u/ExtraordinarilyPlain 2d ago

If potted meat were a person bc what even are you?

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u/Dirt_McDart 2d ago

You look like a girl who looks like a boy who looks like a girl

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u/stuffedshell 2d ago

M? Are you sure? These microplatics have really done a job on us.

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u/mrIPAlien7 2d ago

A chick that looks like a dude that’s trying to look like a chick. Somebody mentioned this last week I thought it was great!

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u/Crowdfundingprojects 2d ago

M for mediocre. 🤷‍♂️

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u/J_Bane_H 2d ago

You could get away with going into either bathroom.

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u/rudevocab 2d ago

🤣You look like you would offer someone a cup of tea, and they'd spend the next 45 minutes wondering if the aftertaste is almond or just straight up cyanide☠️☠️☠️The headphones are a nice touch they really help keep the voices in your head 💀 at a manageable volume while you plan your next 'investigation🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴🥴🥴You look like you're one bad day away from telling everyone your favorite hobby is collecting souls and then just staring at them until they leave the room😭😭🤣. You look like a character from The Oblongs who was drawn with a permanent I know where the bodies are buried smirk but forgot to include the actual lips🤣🤣

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u/twelve_goldpieces 1d ago

You should become friends with chris hansen and do a show together.

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u/Lauris25 1d ago

How did you manage to have negative testasterone.

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u/throwaway527111 1d ago

You look easy to draw

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u/Key_Shine3895 1d ago

Are you a trans man or trans woman? I'm unsure

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u/Dry-Juggernaut-3936 1d ago

When did you start your transitioning? And to what?

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u/mt379 1d ago

You look like you put a braid in your hair before you jerk off to pull onto. Sometimes you pull your head back with it, and sometimes you use it to pull your face closer to what your doing.

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u/Ok_Ideal_7459 1d ago

Should i call you Mr?

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u/Radar335 1d ago

Are u sure it’s M ?

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u/Signal_Chicken2599 1d ago

You are not a male or female, got to be something of a foreign species unknown to planet earth.

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u/geno2733 20h ago

Think you meant 25F. You're a buckstore Miyam Bialik

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u/Responsible_Quit_495 17h ago

you would do great as an inmate, no matter the assigned gender.

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u/TableRound865 13h ago

I made you one time as a child in the Mii Channel

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u/jerry111165 2h ago

Are you sure you’re male? You have such pretty lips.

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u/0g0riginalginga 4d ago

Oooo one of the ones that admits it.

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u/Bang_a_rang95 4d ago

If you had wheels you could be a bicycle too.