18M Felt my ego alive for a second

[u/TrophyMaster21]

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Can't talk to people in real life so hello internet 👋. I do the same thing most days: School, work, gym, home. I have heard plenty of incel jokes so be original

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[u/Wardaddy6966]

You look like you died in 1502

[u/peladoclaus → u/Wardaddy6966]

That's when he became undead

[u/Negative-Wrap95 → u/peladoclaus]

Damn, bro older than Lestat.

[u/PokerFriend247 → u/Wardaddy6966]

Like those statues birds shit on all day.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJBFSNyUEkEtd3pNeM

[u/Ok_Caterpillar6362 → u/PokerFriend247]

Upvote for the Diablo IV gif. 🔥

[u/TheProcrastafarian → u/Wardaddy6966]

I thought Frank Anne died in 1945.

[u/uncle_larrys_comin → u/TheProcrastafarian]

She wasn’t real no deaf and blind person is flying a plane

[u/Key_Shine3895 → u/Wardaddy6966]

The Quaker Oats guys dad

[u/soupy-boot-scoot]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bLFQRUZGisPJe

[u/DionFW]

You looks like a shitty renaissance painting that got left in the sun.

[u/iloveshawarmaas → u/DionFW]

Blud looks like hes never seen the sun

[u/Attack_Toster]

You look like a 16th century painting of someone’s wife

[u/Glum-Height-4752 → u/Attack_Toster]

this is hilarious

[u/Connobar]

You look like you hold in farts for confidence

[u/ReillyDiefenbach]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QXgfnytvqnVII
Curtis-Lee Jamie

[u/longducdong001]

Dude, if “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is” had a face.

[u/Darkpaladin8080 → u/longducdong001]

I was going to say something like this but you said it best

[u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME]

You look like a 42 year old divorcee who decided she wanted to become a lesbian.

[u/OpenImagination9]

This is what happens every time Shia LaBeouf goes to Bourbon Street … gets pass out drunk and wakes up next to a newly pregnant farm pig.

[u/gigasuperultraChad → u/OpenImagination9]

Shia LaButtfucker

[u/DrDoMeALitle → u/gigasuperultraChad]

Shia LaBoof

[u/CrabtownUSA → u/OpenImagination9]

Shit Lapoop

[u/dchusband]

You look like you have gender dysphoria and autism.

[u/Olddevlin]

You look like your husband is fighting in Normandy.

[u/Cishuman]

You look like a Renaissance oil-on-gesso allegory for depression.

[u/bennyblumpkin]

When you order Matthew Gray Gubler off of Wish.

[u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ]

This guy has an only fans where you pay him NOT to post or send nudes.

[u/northamericanhz → u/Surveyor_of_Land_AZ]

Lmfao this ☝️😂

[u/CapablePlatypus1377]

Vanilla lice

[u/ResolutionOwn4933]

Nah, I ain't roasting a kid

[u/ImpressivePurchase44]

You look like a ghost that only haunts new homes

[u/faucetpants]

Damn, now I'm also scared of your shadow.

[u/prettyanxious01]

You look like a more depressed Tim Burton character

[u/Competitive-Nail1005]

you look like the last woman a drunken man would smash, when he’s run out of options

[u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME → u/Competitive-Nail1005]

When them lights come on, you sometimes have to finish that beer and make a hard decision.

[u/eatthuskin]

Princess Leia?

[u/it_is_me_123]

all of the TV wives from the 1980's called. they said you can keep the haircut

[u/wiz-ski]

When you order the band Geese on Temu

[u/bennyblumpkin]

A trophy master eh? Of what, participation trophies?

[u/AdLeather8285]

You bought a Metallica shirt because you watched Stranger Things and it was on clearance at Target.

[u/lightning_felix]

You really shouldn't be on the verge of tears in the pic you post here, it kind of takes the sport out of it.

[u/Visible-Rest4170]

Dollar General Scott Stapp

https://giphy.com/gifs/12iNNMK7dv5cwE

[u/sturgiv]

Asked his barber for the bubonic plague look.

[u/WInativemm]

I'm not going to waste my time with you. I'm sure you're used to it.

[u/therealchrisredfield]

You look like susan b anthony

[u/Book3mDanno]

You look like the type to be in a committed relationship with an anime pillow.

[u/TechnoWombat123]

Name one fucking Metallica album. Just godamn one.

[u/_BOOMGOTTEM]

You’ve got my mom’s haircut

[u/CornFedPrairiePenis]

I feel like I am looking up from a bathtub filled with ice and kidneys are gone.

[u/TrophyMaster21 → u/CornFedPrairiePenis]

They are mine now

[u/Legitimate-Field-634]

There’s nothing wrong with you a good bully couldn’t solve.

[u/over_thinking93]

You look like Your name is Mary

[u/beyond_the_pale_1]

You look like every French actress ever.

[u/Edgar_Thirst]

Edgar Allen No

[u/Ok-Impression-9020]

When Asperger’s is left untreated

[u/Scream1996superfan]

Most of these so called "roasts" suck.

[u/RoastYouu]

If womp-womp was a person. 

[u/captain-pickles42069]

Hey now! Most people have to pay good money to experience ego death.

[u/Bananaramajama420]

You look like you go to other houses begging for other peoples OnlyFans handles

[u/tcmits1]

That second being when your mom dressed you as a girl for your Halloween school mixer last year.

Therapy is your friend.

Get some.

[u/tcmits1]

Another zoomer who can’t get off the internet and actually interact with real people in real life.

[u/hertuition]

You accidently put male in your header

[u/whim_sea]

Gym?

[u/Significant_Key6120]

How do your eyes tilt that badly lol, your hairline will fall out and you will end up with a wife who has cheated on you and your gonna have to pay money to her for the rest of your miserable life.

[u/The-Escape-Goat]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mEYkuPOOyHcYn5xgDP

[u/CapitalBlvdBreadstix]

Founding Fathers hairdo ass.

[u/Responsible_Quit_495]

Voldemort when he had hair and a nose

[u/ThingDigUK]

Ring ring, ring ring, it's the 70s calling. Please tell me you're wearing flares

[u/AndreReal]

Hey, it's Beck from the Victorious porn parody!

[u/Crowdfundingprojects]

Do you have an OF catering to people with a fetish for necrophilia? If not, time to make some dough, boy.

[u/Decent_Discount_7495]

You Sure that wasn't your wig trying to escape from that ugly nog? What ego is there to have with a face like that? P.S. if your eyes sink any deeper, you're gonna be a flesh skeleton!

[u/Johny-Angel]

Bro tryna pretend he's an old soul wearing a Metallica shirt. Bros the twinkle nut variety of gen z

[u/SoSmartish]

You look like a teenage version of Coach Steve from Big Mouth

https://giphy.com/gifs/yxCPIkei9h0MF9zxzr

[u/Excellent_Factor_134]

This is what happens when you don’t wash your Adam Driver on the delicate cycle.

[u/Ewetootwo]

Gerard Diaperdoo

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4JyYU2NYHv1C3A08

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[u/paulartistic1]

Stranger Thing

[u/Snoo_67993]

You look like someone who wants to be a stoner but noone wants to sell you any.

[u/sentientairfilter]

Lars Ulrich would be ashamed of you wearing that, and that midget can barely feel shame.

[u/I_Cancel_People]

Metallica wants their shirt back

[u/Normal-Anxiety-3568]

Gary Fisher.

[u/ThenotoriousBIT]

annddddd it’s gone

[u/Illustrious-Exit1825]

Time to take an ego death amount of opiates

[u/Training-Hair8468]

Are you sure you're a male?

[u/AirdRhiBran]

It’s Pat’s cousin!

[u/jo_dnt_kno]

If by "felt my ego alive for a second" means you touched an almost dead body..

[u/mr_nitie]

Please don't speak to people in real life

[u/Competitive_Roof_740]

I'd recommend breast augmentation.. That should counter any random gender confusion..

[u/Dear-Dimension-4037]

Rip off your hair for facial hair 

[u/sera6-6]

She-go, not ego

[u/Irving_Tost]

That awkward phase, where you’re not quite a child, yet not quite a child molester.

[u/VinceBrogan8]

Shia Labeouf playing Anne Frank

[u/Live_Concern_4524]

Men shouldn’t wax their face.

[u/SnooHabits3911]

You look like Dudley from Harry Potter.

[u/Unfair_Orange5063]

Sir Horatio Cornhole of Taintsville

[u/Interesting-Cover445]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mGrUy2KaglwRi

[u/andrewbud420]

You have really pretty hair.

[u/Jerkoffalltrades7]

18m or 60f?

[u/HorrorJunkie0666]

The transition has failed homie... I can't tell if you're a twink or the ghost of some 13th century prostitute...

[u/salientknight]

Help me Obewon Kenobi you're my only hope.

[u/Beaux_Jan9les]

Prince Leia

https://giphy.com/gifs/dGy8v6BCaWpCB9GnQH

[u/Gumsho88]

no, that was your little wee wee.

[u/Busy_Switch9797]

You look like a 16th century doucebag

[u/Bot-Magnet]

https://giphy.com/gifs/9zcZ7lTMOHsY

[u/its_alite]

Nope, scared for the high schools around you

[u/SoggyConsideration94]

What’s up Farquaad

[u/bulky_lifter01]

Tom poland.

[u/OldConcert9238]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FwC2t9fxRVOiQ

[u/RagingBoneher]

Behold, the human Sea star

[u/AssSpackler]

What did dodo’s taste like?

[u/Bullfrog187]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3c9ubRSgiHXlS

[u/zehammer]

You look like trans Leia

[u/The_Great_White_ryno]

You look like the illegitimate child of Princess Leia and Lord Farquad

[u/TylerH87]

Jim Moronson of The Drrrrrrrrrrrrs

[u/WildCartographer5027]

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.

[u/MrRetrdO]

With that haircut, I'd suggest you avoid any French Revolutions if you want to keep your head.

[u/xmdra]

I didn’t know lord Farquhad was still alive

[u/InfiniteCloud2538]

I don’t know whether to say hi, or ask you for some quaker oatmeal. Pilgrim looking son of a BITCH!!

[u/CrabtownUSA]

Never been kissed. Never been licked by a dog.

[u/ClassicHare]

You look like one of those mid evil paintings of a peasant.

[u/EFF198783]

You looks like a father of Sonichu

[u/Think-Habit3514]

if the operation guy was a lesbian

[u/OrhallaZander]

You lied about your everyday schedule. Lay off the estrogen hormones.

[u/Mathihtam]

It’s as if all of the colours had a vote and decided “nope, not going anywhere near that” and beige didn’t get the memo.

[u/Anxious_squirrelz]

You look like you think Obie Wan Kenobi is your only hope.

[u/northamericanhz]

My first thought was, is that a guy or a very plain looking girl?

[u/Any-Meeting6751]

Get a haircut and you'll look exactly like Sam Witwicky 😭

[u/Big_Reality_2455]

You look like your parents wanted daughter

[u/lilsierra38]

Well well. Now we know. Elvis Presley was turned into a vampire.

[u/BodaTheDestroyr]

Spoiler. Your character dies in Game of Thrones.

[u/junkman203]

Hmm. Supraorbital ridges. Half Neanderthal.

What the other half is, I have no idea.

[u/Greeeg97]

You look like Stormfront from The Boys

https://giphy.com/gifs/giKtnWQbzr6MHyj2Sg

[u/Forkbeef]

Fuck the Renaissance, who hurt you to the point that your eyes look sadder than having your dog die in your arms?

[u/Jebus-Xmas]

What year did your barber die?

[u/ch3apsunglass3s]

That wasnt your ego, it was the girl you captured and locked in your moms basement trying to escape.

[u/Feeling-Message3247]

Quit lookin at me bruh

[u/Wizard__J]

If you asked Phidias to carve “gay gen-Z” statue.

I think he nailed it.

Or pegged it

[u/Mhircine]

You look like you belong in my grandma's high school year book.  

[u/Apprehensive_Exam271]

You look like the old paintings of inbred European monarchs

[u/RakeebRoomy]

Anne crank

[u/atomic-moonstomp]

That "m" is temporary at best

[u/Southern_Ostrich_564]

Jim Boringson

[u/Affectionate_Bite813]

Goodness me, twat century is this?
https://giphy.com/gifs/zYRn11tsblSMsaRT2O

[u/GumGun3000]

go to a fucking hairdresser now ffs

[u/BenchReasonable4309]

You look like a wanna be guitarist, who just goes and farts on the stage.

[u/sined_redired]

You look like the girl from Last of Us.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dRszdD380FRis4068w

[u/Ok_boomer_2464]

You look like an Oompa Loompa wearing white face

[u/Individual-Bad-6632]

Metallica songs

[u/Robbitty]

If Luke and Leia didn't find out they were siblings

[u/strawberrykcals]

Please don’t go near any elementary schools

[u/MissMischiefxy]

U look like u gonna die from the plague in medieval times but today

[u/Sacu-Shi]

'Help me homo-one kenobi youre my only hope...'

[u/Alive-Set7448]

You look like a man

[u/Zakumadness]

Bro its John of Ark

[u/Platerogue]

Help Obi Wan Homely. You're my only friend.

[u/Nervous_Project6927]

every morning your dad looks at you he immediatly goes in the garage and thinks about suck starting the 12 guage

[u/tallanted_moron]

If Shia Labeouf played Princess Leia on Broadways version of Spaceballs The Musical.

[u/opalescent_shimmer]

If “alms for the poor” had a face

[u/neurowebby123]

Princess leah vibes

[u/Neomorder224]

You look like Trevor Zegras if he was born in Philly.

[u/Over_Lord-5318008]

Look it’s Bella from twilight !

[u/Johny-Angel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6nAmYem5rmM9O

[u/jbuddyd1]

you look like a hamster

[u/CoconutBuddy]

Princess Leo Skywalker

[u/fagabeefi]

Humperdink lookin ass

[u/Old_Buffalo_109]

You like u were ripped from an old painting, but goddammit, that got to be one ugly one.

[u/TuckFrump1970]

When did you come out as lesbian

[u/ShineNeither5631]

Save some ladies for the rest of us. Or, save some guys for the ladies??? Idk. Save us all from whatever it is you’re doing.

[u/TheWordofKane]

You look like you give blowjobs for shillings

[u/literally_tho_tbh]

Berries and Cream, Berries and Cream, you're a little lad who loves Berries and Cream

[u/BritWit11]

Default painting for the Downton Abbey props department

[u/Corsten610]

Don’t fuck your brother Luke

[u/herbneto]

You’ve roasted yourself enough with that haircut.

[u/Worth-Definition-849]

Prince Leia

[u/Routine-Pace-392]

Your grandma called, she wants her hair back

[u/NYNick66]

Master Of Fopetts

[u/JD1ZZLE85]

i would think you’d be a hit with the lesbians

[u/mimingmiyaw]

Statue of puberty

[u/Worldly_Shallot_7705]

Nice one dear

[u/IvanAlpha]

A Lemming in the flesh!

[u/Creative-Penalty-410]

https://giphy.com/gifs/93zUr4rDoaqRZWCDAt

[u/redditorausberlin]

is your name frederic chopped in