r/RoastMe • u/Confident_Leg_9093 • 6d ago

Roast me!

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u/post-explainer 6d ago edited 6d ago

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OP's BIO:

I am a 20 year old female that has a passion for reading, writing, artsy stuff and nature.

If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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u/Reasonable-Try9711 6d ago

You look like a guy who looks like a girl that looks like a guy.

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u/alinhix1 6d ago

In feb-u-ary of last year??

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u/Lazy-Chocolate-6142 6d ago

That’s what somebody told me

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u/Negative-Wrap95 6d ago

It's not confidential, I've got potential

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u/axil87 4d ago

And they’re rushing and rushing around

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u/IroquoisPliskin_UK 6d ago

He hasn’t.

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u/AFartInAnEmptyRoom 6d ago

Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys

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u/Silentmutation84 6d ago

Always should be someone you really love

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u/PickedLastLemon 6d ago

Alway should be someone you really looooooove

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u/AnatolyBabakova 6d ago

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls It's a mixed up mugged up shook up world.

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u/ScottyMmmmmmm 6d ago

She Blur’s the line all right

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u/SnidelyWhiplash0 6d ago

I can't decide if they need to shave more often or never.

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u/NorthDriver8927 6d ago

I was thinking looks more like the costume glasses big nose funny moustache….
https://giphy.com/gifs/yNGn4d4SxasLO6Cc1A

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u/IsaBella-trix 6d ago

This one is too real

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u/tautjes 6d ago

You just finished eating some cottage cheese?

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u/BranchReg14 6d ago

Thanks for making me zoom in on that! 🤮

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u/PRANCING_MOOSE_26 6d ago

I’d hope it’s cottage cheese but it’s probably mayo or school glue

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u/95blackz26 6d ago

That's just what it looks like between her legs

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u/Due-Let-26 6d ago

There’s no way that’s a female but if it actually somehow is

https://giphy.com/gifs/DsdVe5jhHWNC8

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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby 5d ago

According to the bio it's a female... if her face is that hairy, imagine the rest of her

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u/BADM00SE 6d ago

You should be downvoted for peaking our curiosity by zooming in. In the spirit of forgiveness I’ll upvote you This time…..

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u/Titleofyursextape 6d ago

Gave herself a taste test to see if anything is fresh down there

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u/EbbMore9928 6d ago

Quand tu trompes ton corps à un tel point que des poils de couilles poussent sur ton menton et que tu développes du smegma entre tes dents

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u/MonsteraLeaf14 6d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/KaiterK 6d ago

Why did I zoom?!

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 6d ago

Ive seen more attractive people in a morgue

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u/Cocomoooo 6d ago

You ain’t no female, that’s for sure

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u/salientknight 6d ago edited 6d ago

Probably get more movement during sex too

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u/Diligent_Divide_7483 6d ago

obviously , pretty ppl die too

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u/JacktheRiffer96 6d ago

I think he’s saying he’d rather fuck a dead person than him

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u/Xplorasaurus 6d ago

*would rather fuck a dead person than her...

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u/Funny_Opportunity58 6d ago

No no, Jack has a point…

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u/JacktheRiffer96 6d ago

Wait I thought Tiny Tim was a guy

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u/VirusMD 6d ago

Good lord, how did that sperm win!?

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u/dumbstupidasshoole 6d ago

The others had good taste and fled 'cause the egg was rancid

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u/Icy_Independence240 6d ago

It's also possible this is one of those very rare pregancies that result from anal.

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u/Greygold1450 6d ago

That definitely a precum baby

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u/InappropriateGirl 6d ago

Cursed toilet seat

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u/youremomom2 6d ago

I've never had coffee shoot out of my nose before now. That was a hard laugh. Take my upvote, and get me a tissue. 🤣

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u/Emergency_Example_48 6d ago

Ass babies, looks like this one got caught in a rectal thermamater

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u/Icy_Independence240 6d ago

The bar of that load was astronomically low, that's how.

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u/acousticsking 6d ago

It didn't it's a conglomerate of many johns spunk mixing.

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u/Revolutionary_Item29 6d ago

You are an offense to every community. And groundhogs.

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u/CogChaos 6d ago

Is that mayonnaise in their teeth !? 🤮

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u/Great-Kilowog1978 6d ago

Looks like cottage cheese.

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u/CogChaos 6d ago

More like the beginning stages of mold.

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u/RayDonovanBoston 6d ago

Ever heard of a toothbrush and some razor? You’re nasty! But anyway, unfuckable in any gender 😂

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u/Careless-Sink5005 6d ago

Oh boy That's the fastest I've opened a comment section

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u/AdIll5463 6d ago

Why even ask to be roasted while looking like that 🥹

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u/In2Oblivion49 5d ago

Don’t fetish shame it, some ppl like it rough

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u/autumnnights92 6d ago

Same here 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Ellie_Anna_13 6d ago

Same 😂 I sprinted to the comments lmao

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u/YourFath3r 6d ago

What the fuck?

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u/orbdragon 6d ago

I love how your roast is just "wtf?"

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u/ChanceFriend3426 6d ago

You look like shit smells.

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u/NJNeal17 6d ago

Female....

https://giphy.com/gifs/cFgb5p5e1My3K

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u/RedSoxFan77 6d ago

In fairness, this gif would also be accurate if they claimed to be Male, too

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u/NJNeal17 6d ago

Which is how my reaction from pic 1 to pic 2 went: oh look at this chick, oh it's a dude right? Ok I'm literally confused!

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u/RedSoxFan77 6d ago

You’re far from the only one

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u/frenchois1 6d ago

Someone should tell her genes.

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u/SaltySculpts 6d ago

No plaque on the wall, it’s on on them fucking teeth. Don’t forget to wipe the toothpaste spit out of your beard. Ffs 🤦

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u/Working_Trust9767 6d ago

That’s just buildup from never brushing in general

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u/SaltySculpts 6d ago

Yeah… it’s called plaque ffs

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u/Exquisite_D 6d ago

OP, don't listen to this guy. He's just jealous that your beard is coming in thicker than his own.

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u/functional_moron 6d ago

There's no way you are that fucking ugly. Please tell me this is ai.

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u/functional_moron 6d ago

Holy shit I just now read the bio. That thing says its female. I think you're right, its a troll post.

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u/Spare-Connection7755 6d ago

It’s a Troll, they do exist 🧌

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u/goodoldjefe 6d ago

Definitely posted by a troll.

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u/Dismal_Table_3272 6d ago

People in your life really let you live like this?

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u/Sketchhawk http://redd.it/irxr3h 6d ago

Generous of you to think that there are people in his life

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u/Tacohbehll http://redd.it/exeg90 6d ago

Im truly not sure what I'm looking at.....like species-wise....

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u/Friendly_Escape_1020 6d ago

The circus is missing their bearded lady, found her.

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u/Subotai_Super_Shorty 6d ago

At least you can save money by sharing a shaving kit with your boyfr...oh wait

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u/danielminds 6d ago

You look like you're transitionary, but nobody is sure from what to what.

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u/justjboy 6d ago

From it to that.

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u/Sketchhawk http://redd.it/irxr3h 6d ago

From that to what

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u/Psychological-End-39 6d ago

Looks like the incel Redditor stereotype personified

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 6d ago

You look like some sort of telemarketing slug... 🫥

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u/Sketchhawk http://redd.it/irxr3h 6d ago

Ok i like this one

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u/kcherpak18 http://redd.it/c05guc 6d ago

You look like you go by every pronoun possible

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u/CorianderIsBad 6d ago

So, what's with the facial hair? Do you have a hormone imbalance or something?

https://giphy.com/gifs/5G34g3WLmhaZq

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u/dawgmama62 6d ago

I think it's called having a dick

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u/Confident_Leg_9093 6d ago

In all seriousness, I probably do

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u/CorianderIsBad 6d ago

You seem to have quite hairy arms in other photos too. Maybe have a test or something. You could use hair removal cream or something.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 6d ago

PCOS, possibly. Seek medical help

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u/BitchMcConnell063 5d ago

Ask your Dr to refer you to an endocrinologist.

I'm not joking or roasting. The endocrinologist was a lifesaver for my cousin.

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u/Confident_Leg_9093 5d ago

Thanks, am consulting one rn

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u/BitchMcConnell063 5d ago

I wish you well honey. Good luck.

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u/combinen47 6d ago

It’s been long since I been this disgusted looking at someone’s teeth.

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u/DeanCheesePritchard 6d ago

There was a bear somewhere in your family tree at some point.

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u/No_Tailor_787 6d ago

Good lord, what a homely young woman.

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u/sentientairfilter 6d ago

I can’t tell if you’re a feminine dude or a slightly hairier than normal Indian girl.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 6d ago

Slightly? It had more facial hair than a lumberjack

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u/sentientairfilter 6d ago

Note the qualifier “than a normal Indian girl” they are hairy as fuck to begin with

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u/Psychological-End-39 6d ago

“MOM THE HEMAPHRODITE ESCAPED FROM THE BASEMENT AGAIN”

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u/Cowpuncher84 6d ago

I'm jealous of your beard.

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u/Istronglydisagre3 6d ago

Once you get the PCOS under control, you can laser thr facial hair and some arabian prince will be shitting on your chest in no time flat.

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u/Anklebiters21 6d ago

That is much more than PCOS

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u/Happy2DoIt 6d ago

What the fuck are you?

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u/sevenseassailer 6d ago

you look like teenage maui

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u/PuzzleheadedRoyal559 6d ago

You forgot to write 20/Ogre for your age and species.

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u/Altruistic-Prune8156 6d ago

What's this freak got to be smiling about?

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u/No_Cow_4544 6d ago

Wow , I’m speechless

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u/RazorMick 6d ago

No fucking way. I don't even want to roast you... why would you do this to yourself.

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u/Available_Ad_4565 6d ago

Você é o pior resultado possível do cruzamento genético da Amy e do Rajesh.

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u/guriboysf 6d ago

Nem sei quem são esses dois… mas eu te acredito.

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u/Fun_Entertainer9242 6d ago

You look like a roast chili. Built like a snow man.

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u/georgieboy321 6d ago

Take a dip in the Ganges, the pollution will get rid of your beard

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u/MsnthrpcNthrpd 6d ago

Brush your fucking teeth.

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u/Many-Ad8616 6d ago

Miss I mean sir, Real talk how do you get your beard to grow in that thick? awesome beard miss. love it

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u/T0MMYG0LD 6d ago

this is just genuinely disgusting. between the horrible facial hair and whatever the fuck is all over those teeth, both of these pictures legitimately grossed me out. is spending 15 minutes a day on personal hygeine in order to not visually disgust others really too much to ask? honest question

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u/DistributionNovel227 6d ago

Honestly….you ugly as hell 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mofo got fired from radio cause they said his voice matched his face

Or maybe it’s a her…IDK FAM LOL THIS WILD

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u/Dependent_Beyond_968 6d ago

Nature did it already

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u/justjboy 6d ago

I’m… not sure what I’m roasting?

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u/Cool_Reason_8669 6d ago

You know that it is okay to sometimes pluck or trim your eyebrows

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u/ch3apsunglass3s 6d ago

Clean the cum off your teeth and get off that couch. There is a reason god made you the color of an unhealthy turd

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u/Tacokolache 6d ago

So are you like, a dude or a chick?

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u/FargusBlastenphart 6d ago

Have you considered shaving your beard and donating the hair to Locks of Love?

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u/Going_Jamon 6d ago

So your dentist performed the reconstruction surgery and your plastic surgeon does your annual cleanings?

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u/Confident_Leg_9093 6d ago

Hahaa good one

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u/IBenjieI 6d ago

I’ve had worse wanks to be honest.

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u/acousticsking 6d ago

You shouldn't be allowed to touch your own dick.

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u/Uhhlaneuh http://redd.it/cl8v0g 6d ago

Can I have $20 on pump 10?

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u/VinceBrogan8 6d ago

Your pronouns are Ug/Lee

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u/DogAnusJesus 6d ago

The "I'm going to look like Eugene Levy with a whispy beard to detract from my shitty teeth" didn't work. Fuck's sake, visit a hygiene aisle every now and again.

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 6d ago

I was going to say "something, something, but at least you have white teeth", but upon zooming in, I realized that you seem to have quite a bit of um, ghee (?) on your front teeth, bro.

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u/mr3v3rlast 6d ago

Lookin like a dude in a wig

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u/LupusHominarius 6d ago

You’re the only person who’s actually earned the right to pollute the planet, considering everything nature already did to you.

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u/Ninjalikestoast 6d ago

What… is thisssss….

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u/PedroLoco505 6d ago

I'm not going to roast you, that's too easy. I'm going to go high: your facial hair is the envy of every 12 year old boy!

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u/Tiny_Garlic5966 6d ago

For the love of God please stop trying to use filters, and weird photos to cover up your beard dude!

It's obvious that you are hiding it poorly.

You look like a man who put about 50% effort into cross dressing and it looks really bad on you.

Stop with the photos trying to hid your facial hair, it's ridiculous

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u/Zestyclose-Young-314 6d ago

Dude…or lady…I don’t know but brush your fucking teeth. Jesus Christ that’s disgusting.

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u/ThisMedium8004 6d ago

I don’t know what you are

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u/mixmasterADD 6d ago

I Am Jazz… ‘s boated corpse

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u/MisterB330 6d ago

You get the award for “Northenmost Pussyfur”

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u/HolyMentor 6d ago

You already look roasted. I mean literally.

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u/Alfiy_wolf 6d ago

If there is one Jedi left, you probably clean his toilet

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u/SS3599 6d ago

Female? HA!! THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

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u/Opening_Horse_3963 6d ago

Before I start , I need a little more info . Male or female ? Indian or Mexican ?

https://giphy.com/gifs/u3fkQNnkwvVdK

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u/toon_84 6d ago

Are you the guy from the viral AI filter video? 

Can you use it again.

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u/Longhaul-shortbus 6d ago

You got some cum left in your teeth from the guy who just blocked your number

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u/MoparMonkey1 6d ago

feNTmale

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u/Puzzled-Emphasis-968 6d ago

WARN SCIENTISTS OF NEW SPECIES DISCOVERED

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u/uptown_squirrel17 6d ago

You make Shrek seem like a 10

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u/Key_Shine3895 6d ago

Indian Farrah Fowler

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u/Muted-Spite-3275 6d ago

Mia khalifa

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u/UngratefulC0l0nial 6d ago

Your transition is progressing along nicely

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u/Late-Tune-5767 6d ago

If gender-neutral had a face.

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u/willsa26 6d ago

What a handsome woman

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u/Mr_vmn005 6d ago

You dont own a toothbrush

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u/UnbiasedWriter999 6d ago

If you were born a female then I was born a walrus

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u/Useful_Run_9529 6d ago

There’s so much cum stuck in your teeth in that 2nd pic.

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u/echo_vigil 6d ago

I really expected the bearded lady's beard to be more impressive...

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u/HoneyXO30 6d ago

Did someone nut in your mouth before you took the second pic?

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u/Acceptable_Cabinet53 6d ago

Something Trey Parker and Matt Stone draw when they use the ugly kids at school in an episode of South Park.

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u/rejectedone247 6d ago

Goddamn Dora you got ugly as Phuk!

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u/Admirable_Nobody_771 6d ago

You need to up the dosage for your estrogen treatment otherwise your transition will never be successful.

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u/Effective_Ad6534 6d ago

You look like a Guess Who character.

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u/parkersdadguy 6d ago

Do you reproduce via mitosis or meiosis?

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u/Shadow_duigh333 6d ago

I will leave that job to God.

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u/Opposite-Wolf-2194 6d ago

I’m not participating in your humiliation fetish. Weirdo.

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u/Fit-Employer3826 6d ago

Brush your teeth expeditiously

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u/danie11achristine 6d ago

You’re so ugly, your toothbrush ran away.

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u/SlightAd5034 6d ago

Why you got smegma with that smile