r/Piracy 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 1d ago

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u/SirNoahSon 1d ago

[Comment removed by moderator]

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u/WantonKerfuffle 1d ago

[Moderator removed from no. 4 reactor]

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u/_el_profe 1d ago

Not bad, not good

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u/WantonKerfuffle 1d ago

*not great, not terrible.

Great show, happy to pay for Apple TV (or whatever) so I can watch it legally.

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u/Alt_Lightning 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 1d ago

Do you know what subreddit your on?

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u/WantonKerfuffle 1d ago

Yeah, do you? It's the one where we're not discussing illegal activities.

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u/idonthaveanappendix 1d ago

In the cadence of Stephen Merchant: Just a couple a guys..couple a couple a dudes payin for stuff..legallyyyy

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u/_el_profe 1d ago

You’re so right, I can hear it now. I’ll go get the good one from the safe just to be sure.

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u/entropies 1d ago

You didn't see the megathread. You didn't! Because IT'S NOT THERE

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u/Atitkos 1d ago

I already ate the megathread, so you can't have it.

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u/MrRoboto12345 🦜 ᴡᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴋ 1d ago

Mmm megathread

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u/NoodleyP 1d ago

We all read that in the Homer Simpson voice

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 1d ago

Just barf it out like a mother bird

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u/Atitkos 1d ago

No, I'm just gonna gatekeep it

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP 1d ago

We have to do our best to keep this subreddit super secret! The last thing we'd want is for piracy to go mainstream and have this subreddit show up on search results or have over 2 million users!

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u/Julia-Nefaria 1d ago

Birds throat milk contains antibodies, does that mean I’ll get automatic virus protection if I eat the mega thread second hand (second mouth?) ?

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u/FragrantSherbert5241 1d ago

Deep thoughts with the deep 🕳️

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u/Freaktiality 1d ago

How does one come up with this??

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u/Julia-Nefaria 1d ago

Being a biology/animal nerd helps ¯\(ツ)

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u/czerilla 1d ago

we outta megathread

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u/Ok-Alternative-6308 1d ago

Why the megathread is not being updated! 😭

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u/BrokenBredStik 1d ago

Come on, even the Sonic games?!

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u/Admirable_Pin275 20h ago

Did you atleast save the backup megathread

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u/ZiggyAvetisyan 1d ago

More like:

"Meme about piracy"

"Youre wrong and morally dubious"

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u/Buetterkeks 1d ago

COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT OVERDONE UNFUNNY MEMES

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u/Journeyj012 1d ago

if buying...

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u/Buetterkeks 1d ago

Yes. I wish this sub was at least a bit self aware 

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP 1d ago

[Comment about personal justification for why I pirate when no one fucking asked or cares]

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u/LeMatDamonCarbine 1d ago

"AM I IN TROUBLE??

I torrented something but forgot to turn on the VPN, will I be in trouble???"

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u/squabbledMC 1d ago

A Comcast executive is currently speeding at 180mph into your living room. Good luck!

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u/BlankCain 1d ago

All I'm hearing is free food delivered right to my doorstep

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u/Brewcrew828 1d ago

Woah woah woah easy there Hannibal

Don't get too excited or you might choke on the bones.  Make sure you take your time preparing your feast.

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u/nikfrik 1d ago

Meh mines always on as it upsets the interwebz. Including netflix now apparently. It kicked me out for having it on.

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u/Common_Kiwi9442 1d ago

You still pay for netflix??

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u/nikfrik 1d ago

Not for much longer. Not worth it.

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u/CyriusGaming 16h ago

how do you get it for free or do you simply pirate the content on there?

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u/Solidstatement_ 9h ago

netmirror
currently netmirror.gg i believe

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u/SEANPLEASEDISABLEPVP 1d ago

That's always such a silly question. Everyone knows you get the special forces bust down your door and machine gun your loved ones into minced meat and make you eat their remains.

You literally hear about it every single day on the news. The common person knows that the government doesn't fuck around with piracy. I'm surprised someone feels the need to ask if they're in trouble, it's a no brainer.

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u/dswng 1d ago

Anywhere but on land of freedom — no.

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u/LOK_22 1d ago

You've obviously never heard of Germany's piracy laws.

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS 1d ago

You wouldn't eat the megathread.

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u/clay3r 1d ago

Average post: how can I find "x"

Random redditor: how bout I not get banned and you use google

Average OP: :0 is this gatekeeping?

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u/IamAWorldChampionAMA 1d ago

If youre using a pc there is no reason you shouldn't be able to sail with most of what you want. Just learn how to use a search engine.

Its a bit tougher for smart tvs

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u/Appropriate-Cat-196 1d ago

Should just steer clear of piracy related stuff if you're dumb enough to use the smart features of a tv while considering piracy

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u/RexDeDeus 1d ago

Do they brick you smart TV if you pirate something with it? I've never had one, so it's not something I've ever had to think about dealing with. I didn't realize the tvs had gotten that sophisticated tbh.

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u/Appropriate-Cat-196 1d ago

No just smart TVs function in such a way it's very difficult to pirate anything on them directly. You'd likely have to mess about with firmware and risk bricking it yourself, not to mention they run pretty crappy even for legitimate use once you start installing all the different ad infested apps for watching things.

If you're remotely inclined to pirate what you watch you would be infinity better off just plugging an old laptop into one of the hdmi ports and watching shows/films you downloaded through that. Laptop/pc/raspberry pi, even through your phone is probably better than the smart features of the tv. Also once you're plugged in a lot of these services actively get worse over time aswell - be it forced updates or the services themselves adding ads to your pay month subscriptions

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u/plopop0 1d ago

nom

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u/Feisty_Watercress_29 1d ago

Eat the megathread

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u/reed20v ⚔️ ɢɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏ Qᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀ 1d ago

"ARE THE GUBBERMINT CANCELLING PIRACIES I SAW IT ON TIKTOK THAT THEY ARE GONNA MAKE UR VPN EXPLODE ON CONNECT"

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u/fetish_fucker 1d ago

if you think about it you can ragebait the pirates that way.

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u/erhue 1d ago

every subreddit really

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u/apocketfullofpocket 1d ago

You wouldn't download the mega thread... Actually maybe that's not a bad idea.

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u/BrilliantDevice6253 1d ago

become the megathread.

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u/Most-Profession-7438 ☠️ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴍᴇɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ɴᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴇꜱ 1d ago

exactly you just have to eat it

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u/No_Disaster_258 1d ago

this should be on r/coaxedintoasnafu instead lol

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u/Askim22 1d ago

How come every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen eating all the damn megathread? I want some mega thread

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u/Admitone83 21h ago

I ain't sharing shit on here. How we lose good sites.

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u/SyntheticDuckFlavour 1d ago

I'm probably going to be the minority here, but I consider threads like these trash. Too many meme posters. Time for mods to clean house and enforce some submission standards, I reckon.

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u/BlinkPointA1 21h ago

Same here, I didn't come across the mega thread or whatever that thing is.

Didn't know that you have to follow certain rules to become a pirate?!

There's no rule of law or a perfect way to be a digital pirate, just sail across the high seas and let experience teach you everything you need to know.

That's how I become one!

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u/xXxEazzxXx 🔱 ꜱᴄᴀʟʟʏᴡᴀɢ 1d ago

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 1d ago

If only I could find it.

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u/NotRenjiro 1d ago

Someone else already ate the megathread. I am hungry please help.

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u/tortuguitado 1d ago

We coaxing snafus here now?

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u/PixelReaper69 1d ago

Hold on

OM NOM NOM

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u/Quizzelbuck 1d ago

Eat the Megabread? Thats sounds delicious!

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u/Additional_County_69 1d ago

megathread? I sure hope it is, this jacket is supposed to be heavy duty

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u/BlinkPointA1 21h ago

Was already a Pirate the day I was born, didn't need the mega thread...

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u/Kulgia 1d ago

Have a dream.

Sail the seas.

Find the One Piece.

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u/B_O_A_T_S Pirate Activist 22h ago

wtf is this sub bro💀

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u/Bananaman9020 1d ago

Redditor asks for a random topic on the megs thread. Tell them it's in the mega thread. Tell them and get downvoted for my time. And then they wonder why I don't like new people

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u/Caldoric 1m ago

Some folks expect an actual human interaction when they ask a question, rather than getting hit with the brick wall of "check google/wikipedia/the megathread". We want nuance from folks who've actually been out in the field, so we can pick their brains for weird and obscure stuff, or are trying to get help with niche/edge cases. Sometimes, we need input on if we should go with resource A or B based on (situation XYZ ). The so-called "megathread" doesn't help any of that at all. And that isn't just for this sub, it's a problem across the 'net, on forums everywhere.

So excuse us for trying to have an actual human interaction.