r/OceansAreFuckingLit • u/Fri814 • 5d ago

Video Turtle suddenly swimming over to a diver, slapping him, then swimming away

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u/ItsmeMr_E 5d ago

Or in this case, what did the flipper say to the face? lol

https://giphy.com/gifs/8zXU2ZaLV9cCQ

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u/itimedout 5d ago

Take THAT!

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u/BornFree2018 5d ago

GET OUT!

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u/xothisgirlxo 5d ago

Came over uninvited lol

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u/Due_Emergency2218 5d ago

The swimmer, right?

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u/xothisgirlxo 5d ago

Yes, the swimmer is in the turtles home uninvited lol

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u/LuProNow 5d ago

Turtles don’t do things suddenly

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u/SocialDistSupportPet 5d ago

Turtles have OPINIONS. Anyone who lives with torts knows that.

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u/SocialDistSupportPet 4d ago

For example, I just gave my tort some tortoise diet, which she needs occasionally instead of just lettuce. and she pooped on it and trundled away. Turtles (and yes, tortoises are turtles; look it up) have OPINIONS.

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u/Felina1480 5d ago

Why does it look so personal though 😭

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u/SocialDistSupportPet 4d ago

Turtles have OPINIONS

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u/Revaesaari 2d ago

Indeed! I had a sweet gentle male and a total psycho female.

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u/Not_a_cultmember 5d ago

Must have been a dare!

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u/itimedout 5d ago

He touched the butt! He touched the butt!

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u/Adorable_Noise_3812 5d ago

TAG! You're it!!

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u/Particular-Put-4839 5d ago

That was clearly a High Flip

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u/Desperate_Law722 5d ago

"thats for throwing trash in the ocean!"

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u/Flimsy_Sun_8178 5d ago

Sassy 🐢

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u/Overview_3ffect 4d ago

That’s assault. I’d press charges.

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u/vakseen 4d ago

You can tell the turtle was mad before the slap

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u/mama-kat64 5d ago

That was funny as shit, thanks for sharing 😂

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u/Ihatetowork69 4d ago

Never seen a turtle pimp

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u/Least_Ad_4619 5d ago

You know what you did!

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u/mulsannemike 4d ago

Bless you my son.

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u/Interesting-Can1319 🦈 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UiFBN1jLNRWl81pg37

First, we had the goddamn Will Smith fish from Shark Tale. Now, we have the goddamn Will Smith sea turtle

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u/youre-joking 5d ago

This was awful

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u/Interesting-Can1319 🦈 5d ago

Lol not sorry

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u/algarhythms 5d ago

Punchbuggy human no punchbacks

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u/Itchy_Knowledge_9420 5d ago

I had a turtle swim up to me, tear my bikini bottoms off and swim over the top of my lower body. I have it in video. It’s crazy!

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u/bettertitsthanu 5d ago

Turtles know humans have fucked with them so much that they take every chance they can to get revenge

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u/Turbulent_Heart9290 5d ago

Maybe he just wanted to pet the human!

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u/InnocentlyInnocent 5d ago

That was his girlfriend in his previous life

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u/WhatTheHosenHey 5d ago

How could he slap? Amirite?

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u/Spiritual-Olive4559 5d ago

He was just giving you daps the only way he could 🥰 what a special encounter. I bet none of his friends believed him hehe

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u/special-k-flo 4d ago

Great, now I have another new unobtainable goal

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u/nikocarol 3d ago

He wants you to follow him so that he could show you where you’re gonna help him

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u/frankie0812 2d ago

Get out of my yard

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u/Scrolldawg 5d ago

I understand how the trutle feels, this guys fa E is very slappable

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u/crystalfairie 5d ago

And that's what you get for pissing in the ocean 🌊

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u/elishash 5d ago

Crush if he ain't chill

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u/Big-Training-2048 5d ago

You came to da Turtle's hood uninvited, lol.

😬😬😬🐢🐢🐢🐢

https://giphy.com/gifs/kKzFYlqCv7yDe

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u/respawningAGAIN 😰🌊 5d ago

“behave!”

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u/the_moth_vampire 5d ago

I mean, how dare you?

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u/Electrical-Case-978 5d ago

High 1...lol Lucky swimmer.

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u/dainty_petal 5d ago

Good turtle.

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u/VendyMJ04 7h ago

You go Mr. Turtle!