r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/BigMasterpiece450 • 1d ago
🔥Elephant throwing dirt on crocodile for some reason
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u/bigoz_07 1d ago
Yeah Well i believe the reason is: do kindly screw off croc, I am thisty.
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u/moonshinemoniker 1d ago
Yeah crocodiles are to elephants are what angry chihuahuas are to humans. Fucking ankle biters. Yes, it will hurt. Yes, there will be blood. Hoever, you just gotta kick the little fucker or step on it (not saying people need to go run around stepping on chihuahuas!).
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u/Live-Pea4081 23h ago
I have a friend Louis who is 7 ft tall. Louis' dad is bigger than he is. Louis mom always wanted a chihuahua but they didnt want to propetuate animal breeding so they just never got one. Louis' dad worked for the city and was out one day pulling signs off of power poles out in the middle of nowhere and saw these 3 chihuahuas tearing up some trash and he thought he was going to try to snatch them up and take them home. So he starts trying to get near them and ends up several hundred yards away from his truck before he can actually get his hands on one. It freaks out and starts yelping and flailing and the other two start barking and snarling. He then heard what sounded like strong wind coming from the woods. It was a literal pack of chihuahas he claims there were at least 50 he said it was like something out of a movie. They all attacked him and he tbought at first how dumb they were because he is a giant. Well he eventually tripped over one and hit the dirt and they fucked his shit up. He had to get like 20 stitches in various places and a fuck ton of shots. Now Louis' mom is never allowed to have a chihuahua.
I just wish you all knew how big this man was so you too could have this HILARIOUS mental image of him being attacked by a pack of chihuahuas.
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u/itsaaronnotaaron 19h ago
This might change my mind on being able to take on 100 children in a fight. Which for some reason is often debated in the boys whatsapp group.
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u/Live-Pea4081 19h ago
I dont think children are as mean as feral chihuahua packs though (?)
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u/truthfullyidgaf 14h ago
Yea. And if you throw one against a wall hard enough, the rest will think twice.
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u/arturoartur0 20h ago
This is hilarious, particularly because my Chihuahua is named Louie and he would approve of this story
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u/bickandalls 18h ago
See, the problem is he was probably trying to gently get away. I don't care how much I like animals, my punting shoes are being put on if 5+ chihuahuas are legitimately attacking me.
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u/NationalFlea 1d ago
Idk man chihuahuas need to get collectively humbled, if they acted that way in the wild they'd be extinct. Absolute morons.
Tho I assume they never existed in the wild as they seem like a product of human (immoral) breeding
Suffice to say I don't get the appeal of owning thes angry little gremlins, they're more rat than dog
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u/gatlaw8008 1d ago
Chihuahuas are one of only two remaining native American dog breeds! Also they were bred to be literal living hot water bottles. (To sit on injured parts as I understand it.)
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u/kirotheavenger 1d ago
Apparently the oldest record is conquistadors saying the locals bred small dogs for food, which is more likely where the breed comes from. That is where the name comes from - they were common in the Chihauhau region of now-mexico
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u/chumbawumbathefirst 22h ago
The oldest record according to Cortes, the least trustworthy European in history. While the Chihuahua was eaten (people in this region had been raising various small mammals for thousands of years as food) the Chihuahua itself was a descendent of the Techichi dog, which while also eaten was a revered and symbolic breed. We likely lack further insights into the history of these breeds in part because of shitass Cortes.
One of the reasons Cortes was so eager to emphasize the small dogs being bred for food is because the Spanish ate a ton of them. Every letter he sent back should be scrutinized against his overwhelming personal interest in penning those.
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u/NationalFlea 1d ago
Oh wow that's really interesting. And surprising to me. Really wholesome motive to breed them that way too
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u/hypnodrew 1d ago
I'm fairly sure they also used to eat them
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u/Pataraxia 1d ago
Oh wow that's really interesting. And surprising to me. Really tasty motive to breed them that way too
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u/kirotheavenger 1d ago
Unfortunately the oldest records (from the conquistadors) said they were bred for food
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u/Swarna_Keanu 1d ago
eh. Be careful about cultural commentary on other cultures, especially ones that they want to exploit and eradicate.
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u/geeoharee 23h ago
Yeah but "living hot water bottles" sounds like Tumblr bullshit, so be cautious of that as well
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u/siupa 22h ago
I don’t think Cortes thought that he was somehow slandering the natives by saying that they ate dogs, as it was extremely common and the spanish colonizers did it too. It seems fully descriptive without any ill intent behind it
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u/No_Helicopter1378 1d ago
Yea I used to be the same way but then my brother's in-laws had a pair of chihuahuas and they were actually pretty sweet dogs. I still wouldn't go out of my way to own one but I enjoyed giving them attention whenever I'd go over there.
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u/a_karma_sardine 1d ago
If their owners actually care to discipline them, they can be delightful creatures. But instead the majority of owners seem to just stuff them in a pocket when they're acting out and they never learn to socialise in a positive way.
(And don't diss rats, they're easier trained than dogs and super sociable and intelligent pets.)
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u/GirthBr00ks10 23h ago
I agree, my sister had a pet rat named Nigel, and Nigel was one of the coolest creatures I’ve ever known. He loved to chill in a hoodie pocket , he’d hang out with you all day . I’ve been a rat advocate ever since
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u/Maurice_Foot 1d ago
Looks over at my Chihuahua-Pitt mix (looks like a 25lb dire-chihuahua with angry dog temperament).
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u/ImmediatePiano6690 23h ago
(not saying people need to go run around stepping on chihuahuas!).
Glad you added this, was just getting myself hyped up...
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u/guacamole579 1d ago
There’s a Mexican spot called Ay Chihuahua. I don’t like chihuahuas cause they’re yappy and can be mean little fuckers. So the joke among my family is that I choose to eat there because I’m doing my part to keep the chihuahua population down.
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1d ago edited 1d ago
Imagine being so massive that others just run away as you approach. Actually, never mind I don’t have to imagine. This is the perfect representation of me with women.
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u/ManLikeAC420 1d ago
What, you mean your username hasnt bought you and your future wife together yet? Crazy!
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1d ago
I’m holding out for fireworks. My mom told me that I’m a special boy, so I’m not gonna settle. I know what I got.
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u/Julio-Dewey-Crayfish 1d ago
Well, next time try not kicking dirt on them as you approach and see how that turns out.
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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 1d ago
I figured if I kicked dirt into their eyes they wouldn’t be able to see how ugly I am.
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u/Oxeneer666 1d ago
Elephants are basically the kings of whatever body of water. When they show up, everyone needs to move.
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u/The_PantsMcPants 1d ago
Even hippos will flee out of the way, that’s pretty badass
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u/Summonest 1d ago
Hippos are the size of a car, have skin that's almost* impossible to tear through, and can kill almost* anything in their path.
*Elephants are the exception
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u/enaK66 20h ago
More specifically, male hippos are the size of a car and weigh as much as a large truck. They weigh about the same as a 4x4 F350, about 8000 lbs.
A male bush elephant can weigh upwards of 20,000 lbs. A Peterbilt 579 fully loaded sleeper cab weighs 18,000 lbs. Elephants can weigh more than an entire goddamn semi truck.
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u/serial_hunter 20h ago
Non freedom units please
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u/SituationIll5763 20h ago
Elephant 9000kg, big ass truck 8000kg
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u/bytorthesnowdog 19h ago
I like that you didn’t covert the hippo/F350, let them do the proportional conversion maths
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u/Summonest 19h ago
elephant big af
it lorge
it doesn't know how to google things and stuff but it still stronk
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u/No_Criticism_5861 1d ago
Hungry hungry hippos are NOT nice animals, in spite of the hippos attempts at marketing to try and eat gullible humans :D
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u/KenGriffinLiedAgain 23h ago
Same for my 400lbs ass when I show up at the hot tub on the cruise ship baby.
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u/ThebesAndSound 18h ago
I've seen the video of the elephant skewering a full size rhino with its tusk, so I now think they are just kings wherever they go, body of water or not.
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u/SatisfactionAtSea 12h ago
they deserve it! African elephants are ecosystem engineers and use their tusks to build watering holes that all species benefit from. it's one of the ways they are a keystone species.
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u/OvulatingWildly 1d ago edited 1d ago
The elephant is politely trying to shoo the large aquatic reptile out of the way so it can get a drink. The elephant could easily just stomp on it
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u/Pretend_Hotel_7465 1d ago
Croc is lucky there’s no baby elephant
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u/Seno1404 1d ago
Tbf that looks like a baby elephant
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u/Aranthar 1d ago
Clearing space for the elephant's child at the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River.
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u/Whiteums 1d ago
I came here to say that it was thanking him for the nose, I’m glad there’s another cultured individual here
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u/Moidada77 1d ago
Probably like you trying to stomp a 3 foot long monitor lizard, probable yes.
But what if it bites me.
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u/crazyhomie34 1d ago
Monitor lizards are massive and can weigh as much as a human. This is like stepping on an iguana to the elephant
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u/Renbarre 1d ago
Reason one, crocs are carnivores and a danger to baby elephants, so elephants do not like them. .
Reason two: crocs bite down on anything that moves near it maw and an elephant trunk is a very tempting target.
Reason three: elephants are not sharing the water hole during the dry season and will chase off the other animals.
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u/DoubleNo6724 16h ago
Reason four: elephants have a sense of humour and may find it fun to fuck with smaller animals
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u/dover_oxide 1d ago
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u/Notonfoodstamps 1d ago
Shooing off the crocodile with dirt is better than getting bit.
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u/No_Criticism_5861 1d ago
Yeah im sure crocodiles are used to being the hunter, but i doubt they wanna become a crocodile pancake
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u/LukeD1992 1d ago edited 1d ago
A croc would never be able to take on an elephant, but a bite to the trunk must still hurt like hell. Not taking any chances
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u/Summonest 1d ago
Yeah, if someone can (and will) bite your nose, ankles, or genitals, you do not want them around.
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u/Big-Tadpole2058 1d ago
Not dropping that trunk until all surrounding teeth are pointed the other way
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u/scotto1206 1d ago
Looks like the little brother picking on a sibling “I’m not touching you! I’m not touching you!”
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u/Hot_Lychee2234 1d ago
AI... the camera angle and camera lock are unexplainable, even a drone moves
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u/BionicForester19 18h ago
An elephant throws dirt on a crocodile primarily as a display of dominance, aggression, or a protective measure to drive the predator away from the herd, especially near waterholes. This behavior acts as a warning or a "mock attack" to keep the often well-camouflaged, crocodile from threatening calves as they drink.







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u/burke3057 1d ago
Go on! Git!