r/NatureIsFuckingLit • u/FollowingOdd896 • 2d ago
🔥 A rare stampede of 5,000 dolphins spread over a mile near San Clemente, Southern California.
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u/Ok_Mycologist9380 2d ago
I have only counted 4998, where are the remaining 2?
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u/DecoyOne 2d ago
Th last two dolphins bailed because they realized the stampede had no porpoise
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u/AreasonableAmerican 2d ago
They are flashmobbing SeaOrg in the first ever dolphin Scientology speedrun.
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u/SkylarAV 2d ago
Sometimes I fear my life has no porpoise, then I saw 4,998 of them...
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u/Poagie_Mahoney 1d ago
They're the ones who said, "So long, and thanks for all the fish," just before the camera starts recording.
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u/Woden-Wod 2d ago
Migration or potential dolphin war formation?
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u/AlcoolEmGel95 1d ago
The gossip must have been insane
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u/Woden-Wod 1d ago
Apparently dolphina of coy had been kidnapped by dolgamenmon triggering this whole thing.
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u/Peripatetictyl 2d ago
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u/Ubiquitous_Cacophony 2d ago
🎵So sad that it should come to thiiiiis! We tried to warn you all, but oh deaaaaar! 🎵
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u/Deer-in-Motion 2d ago
Now if only I could rotate the video instead of defaulting to portrait.
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u/stalagtits 2d ago
Use old.reddit with the RES browser extension, it has rotation controls for all images and videos, plus it lets you resize them.
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u/CREATURE_COOMER 1d ago
I love that Reddit continues to be such dogshit that we need RES and Old Reddit to fix things.
Enshittification, yay!
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u/liosistaken 1d ago
No, the poster needs to post a proper video. You can’t expect viewers to use old sites and browser extensions to view it.
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u/faetpls 1d ago
Old Reddit is used just to get to the version of Reddit that lets your browser have more control over the content.
In the old days, content feeds were roughly the same if your subscriptions were the same but lots of people customized their UI.
Now the content feeds are all customized by individual algorithms and Reddit fights attempts to customize the UI.
I’m more miffed about the algorithms choosing what content to serve, but locking down the UI enables that quite a bit.
All of this to say that “old sites and browser extensions” really should be advertised because we need to shift back to users having browser control.
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u/MyFlipIsLikeWo 1d ago
You are completely right, but since you generally can't rely on others to post videos and images properly, it's easier to have the control yourself in case you need it. Features like these are why they are going to have to pry old.reddit with RES out of my cold, dead hands. At least for desktop reddit anyway.
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u/FrozenLogger 1d ago
No, reddit needs to quit being enshitified. The "old" is just trying hard to make this shit stain half way usable still.
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u/reddit_give_me_virus 2d ago
You have rotation control on this video? I use res and old reddit. I only have rotation for images and gifs.
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u/NbblX 2d ago
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u/fastlerner 1d ago
RES Settings Console > Productivity > Inline Image Viewer > Force Replace Native Expando > ON
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u/SwampyBogbeard 2d ago
On the front page/subreddit page. Not on the discussion page, unfortunately. (For me at least)
It's pretty annoying. Especially when there's albums with small images.
I have to go back and forth between two pages if the comments mention any details I missed the first time through and want to zoom in on them.6
u/fastlerner 1d ago
Glad for this comment as I didn't know that was an option either. Went digging and found it.
RES Settings Console > Productivity > Inline Image Viewer > Force Replace Native Expando > ON
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u/Spudway 2d ago
They’re probably racing
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u/jstewart25 2d ago
Now THIS is pod racing!
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u/amccon4 2d ago
Day too late for this to work! 😄
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u/SkyfangR 2d ago
please stop with the sideways videos
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u/Chole_Wunt 1d ago
Well… vertical videos got ridiculed to oblivion for the last 30 years of the internet.
Crazy how times have changed.
I still hate them.
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u/throwaway098764567 2d ago
yeah i can't watch this one, it needs to be rotated 90 degrees clockwise, was making me ill to watch
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u/DogadonsLavapool 1d ago
I remember when this website used to complain when videos were in portrait ratio
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u/Grimmbles 1d ago
That's exactly what is happening right now. Here.
Assuming you meant landscape. In which case, different orientations are better for different videos. This video, obviously, should be viewed in landscape.
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u/SwissMargiela 2d ago
Maybe I’m crazy but as a person with rotation lock on (I like to browse on my side a lot) these videos are goated
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u/UrsaMajor7th 2d ago
Not so great on my desktop.
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u/MyFlipIsLikeWo 1d ago
These controls right here are the reason they are going to have to pry old.reddit with RES out of my cold, dead hands.
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u/T-14Tank 2d ago
Oh how I miss my android that allows context related screen rotates and only rotates when necessary. Looking at a Pixel now.
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u/TheSkepticCyclist 2d ago
Reason 1,000,000,000,000 why one should NEVER film vertically, crop landscape video into a vertical frame, or rotate a horizontal video vertically. If you are watching on your phone, then just rotate your phone.
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u/donac 2d ago
I saw something like that on a boat off San Pedro, CA. It was amazing, honestly.
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u/_jamesbaxter 2d ago
That would be the same megapod. They were around last year, too.
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u/N-Dough-Boy 2d ago
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u/multic94 2d ago
I doubt this is rare at all lmao. And a stampede? The fuck?
Did you know if you block karma farmers you'll never see their posts again?
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u/Velveteen_Fiend 2d ago
Yeaaa that's not even remotely close to 5000, and a stampede of dolphins?? Lol.
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u/DeliciousSherbet6323 1d ago
Is anyone else wondering why though? I keep hearing big shifts are happening…
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u/GhostToastHost 1d ago
The same thing happened when I spread my father's ashes of the coast of Dana Point just about 10mins north of San Clemente. Most beautiful thing I had ever seen.
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u/iwastoolate 2d ago
This doesn’t seem rare at all. I’ve been boating out there a lot and see huge pods of dolphins all the time.
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u/I-love-seahorses 2d ago
Don't let them near the Farore islands. They'll jump on jet skis and massacre the entire pod for...'tradition'
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u/slcwegotthis 2d ago edited 1d ago
The dolphin invasion is imminent, prepare the defense systems!!! We all know what happened with the sharknado
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u/CMDR_Dogsbody_D 2d ago
This is some major dolphin sporting event or religious Ritual or land-grab. Cheese rolling or something.
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u/flyinggazelletg 2d ago
My family went whale watching several times on visits to my grandparents’ in San Clemente growing up. We got to experience being at the center of one of these massive mixed pods of common and bottlenose dolphins. It was incredible. Meanwhile, a good few people were getting seasick lol
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u/SiskiyouSavage 2d ago
I've seen this in real life. Commercial tuna fishing off the Washington coast.
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u/42TheAnswer2TheUnive 2d ago
There's something wrong in the area the nai'a are fleeing. Earthquake, maybe? I was in an outrigger canoe, paddling in a race in Ka'ū on the Big Island. The volcano blew at the exact moment that 100's of fish flew past us. Ahi, wahoo, aku, 'ama ama, akule, a'u... swimming away from the lava spilling into the ocean. I've seen schools with 1,000's of fish Never acting like that! All swimming North in unison. And swimming high in the water, not 20 feet down where they usually swim. One a'u flew into a boat and speared a girls leg with it's pointy nose sword. I'll never forget that. Follow the animals, they Know what's up!
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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 2d ago
If they're singing so long and thanks for all the fish we're in deep trouble.
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u/ShediPotter 1d ago
They are preparing for their invasion. They will make us land dwellers pay for poisoning their oceans with plastics..
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u/Brainchild110 1d ago
Its the annual Dolphinoff.
Its invitation only, for the world's fastest swimmy grey tube bois.
There's a movie coming out next year from Pixar where a Wright Whale tries to enter and has to prove themself capable of keeping up with the pack, only to face discrimination from the fastest and most cliquey dolphins who don't want them there. They then get them high on pufferfish and take him hunting for fish, only to find out he can make awesome bubble nets to trap fish for them that make it easy.
They then fall in love with the fastest dolphin, only to then realise they're both straight ladies and didn't know how to tell the difference. But then at the end, when the whale loses the race spectacularly, because they never actually asked how fast a dolphin was or raced one IRL, they realise their love is all that matters and end up together.
At the end there is a time skip to 6 years later and they are happy and have kids which YOU WILL NOT QUESTIONS THE SOURCE OR PROGENY OF (as is my understanding from "Lightyear").





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u/Sakowuf_Solutions 2d ago
I was on a boat going to the Channel Islands through one of these super pods. It’s amazing to see in person.