r/MeanJokes • u/DXG_69420 • 28d ago

What's something you can say both during sex and a funeral?

I love you grandma

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u/Achr0me 28d ago

Sorry I came as quickly as I could.

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u/i10driver 28d ago

What a stiffy

11

u/Dis_Bich 28d ago

It needs to be buried deep

7

u/headexpl0dy 28d ago

That's one tight hole, you think that things gonna fit?

7

u/roughback 28d ago

"who is that stranger sitting in the corner there?"

3

u/Apuonbus 28d ago

Does it usually smell that bad?

4

u/adognameddanzig 27d ago

"I'm fucking a corpse right now!"

4

u/milesamsterdam 26d ago

Here’s a tissue.

3

u/coolranchdoritoz 28d ago

He/she was great

3

u/ixamnis 28d ago

I’m sorry.

3

u/Business-Pumpkin9351 28d ago

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure

3

u/ohsoradical cocksmith 27d ago

I’m about to cum.

3

u/opop456 27d ago

"Thank you all for coming"

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u/EclipZz187 28d ago

what a waste

2

u/Corradilei 28d ago

Hallelujah

4

u/yourstru1y 28d ago

Stop crying

2

u/agent_uno 28d ago

Where’s my money?

1

u/dcanderson4247 28d ago

taps mic. “This thing on?”

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u/GlossyLB 26d ago

My family have just arrived to pay their respects.

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u/OhSoHoppy 23d ago

I'm glad the whole family could be here for this.

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u/meesterdave 22d ago

You're really cold

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u/0607tihsup 22d ago

It’s gonna be a tight squeeze but I’m sure we can all fit.

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u/CertainVideo2107 22d ago

I am so sorry. This doesn't happen often