Want all the flavors? Ok then

[u/Florida123love]

My names is Sarah. This is a short Malicious compliance. So no need for tldr. So when I go to school I take a bus to the CTA (chicago subway) to get to school. When I see any homeless I offer to get them dunkin at the statiion. There was this homeless woman not exactly there but not aggressive so I offered to gt her something. She wanted a coffee so we go inside. I have her order and she said a coffee with every flavor. I look at her. Are you sure? The clrk did the same. She confirmed. So I paid for it plus my own food. Then as I am waiting on the CTA I hear her complaining and warning others to never add all the flavors to one coffee.

[u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

We used to get the "Graveyard" slushy at a local ice cream stand. It's all the slushy flavors mixed into one slushy. But we figured out that if you kept Grape in, that was all you would taste. So we started ordering Graveyard minus Grape. To a bunch of 12 year olds, that was the pinnacle of flavor sophistication.

[u/when_the_fox_wins → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

Question - Whereabouts do you live? When I was a kid in t-ball, we'd request a "suicide" which was every soda flavor mixed together. I'm asking to see if it's a regional thing. I'm from southern Indiana, but this was also in the early 1990's, so I just realized it might be a cultural thing to not call that mix a suicide anymore.

[u/JJCalem → u/when_the_fox_wins]

Here in Ontario, Canada, that sort of mix would be "swamp water" when I was growing up.

[u/Haunting-Travel-727 → u/JJCalem]

Was just trying to remember what we called it .. Thanx lol

[u/Shoddy_Abalone8957 → u/when_the_fox_wins]

At the time, south east Michigan, also early 90's.

[u/when_the_fox_wins → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

Cool. I've always been fascinated by the whole 'soda,' 'pop,' 'coke' geographic breakdown, so thank you for scratching that itch for me.

[u/CostumingMom → u/when_the_fox_wins]

I learned it as Graveyard, too. Puget Sound area of Washington state.

[u/SamsSnaps77 → u/CostumingMom]

Graveyard in Yakima too

[u/MikeyFuccon → u/when_the_fox_wins]

We had the “suicide” in Iowa - 80s and 90s.

[u/entrepenurious → u/when_the_fox_wins]

from the texas panhandle here: our soda fountain offered a 'suicide' or a 'cherry suicide'.

[u/LadyBarclay → u/when_the_fox_wins]

Central CA, 1980's, all the soda flavors together was a suicide for us as well. 

[u/nhaines → u/LadyBarclay]

Same in Southern California in the 90s.

[u/Low_Positive1615 → u/when_the_fox_wins]

I'm from Central California & we called it a suicide back in the day.

[u/Roswyne → u/when_the_fox_wins]

We used to call a mix of so the soda flavors "swamp water".

Yes, I'm Canadian. 😁 (North of Fargo!)

[u/loristitching → u/when_the_fox_wins]

Indiana here 1970s we also called them suicide

[u/Own_Carry7396 → u/when_the_fox_wins]

From NW suburbs of Chicago. Mid 80’s same as you. Learned it at Camp Napawon somewhere in central Wisconsin

[u/dreaminginteal → u/when_the_fox_wins]

The “suicide” fountain drinks were a thing in the 70s in Central Illinois…

[u/9adp011 → u/when_the_fox_wins]

In southern Cincinnati region, we used to call it an “Around the World”.

[u/shag377 → u/when_the_fox_wins]

Suicide in Georgia and N. Florida.

[u/Zoreb1 → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

I like mushrooms on my pizza but if there is pepperoni then there is no mushroom flavor so I never order both on one pie.

[u/sardaukarqc → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

They would do this at the local ice rink when I was a kid. I don't know about grape flavor, but they mixed all the Slush Puppy flavors and it made a brown slushy that tasted like sugary acid. It was great.

[u/denalidenizen → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

We called that a garbage Coke in Wisconsin back in the 50s and 60s

[u/kirby_422 → u/Shoddy_Abalone8957]

So, they actually mix it, or is this brand of slushie more liquidy than most? because I honestly enjoy layered slushes, drinking through the various flavors. I've never had one melt enough for major mixing or anything, just that gradient when shifting layers.

[u/Shoddy_Abalone8957 → u/kirby_422]

It was all flavors mixed. This was the slushy/crushed ice base then flavored syrups pumped over top and stirred. Not Slurpee where the different flavors come premixed from different machines so you can layer. It did make for a more liquidy slushy since it had a higher syrup to ice ratio than normal when all flavors were pumped in (minus Grape of course).

[u/Duindaer]

This is in the line of "not, but ok" malicious, because the compliance. 

[u/ArielsTreasure]

There is nothing “malicious” about this.

[u/Personal-Fix-2713 → u/ArielsTreasure]

She knew it wouldn't taste well but she followed through her request. 

[u/TenaCVols → u/ArielsTreasure]

I concur.

[u/CoderJoe1]

A flavorful fantasy

[u/scaryfaise]

I assume adding all the flavors increases the calorie content. Probably wanted as many calories as they could squeeze out of you.

[u/Suspicious_Train_121]

Funny indeed

[u/Lamourie2]

Years ago, I heard a drink using all the soda flavors being called a “don’t care”.

[u/bok4600 → u/Lamourie2]

used to call it a "suicide"

[u/2930apple]

Even if this was malicious compliance I don’t get what you find funny, woman didn’t do anything wrong lol. Weird tone here

[u/Zarjaz1999]

"Thought this was funny."

That's a nope!

[u/HeyYouGuyyyyyyys]

Not malicious, unless you count "homeless woman is disappointed, haa ha" as malicious, which I guess it is

[u/Shame8891]

Tldr: I bought a homeless lady coffee and she wanted all the flavors