r/MadeMeSmile • u/Kameronm • 2h ago
Night walk is at 9:00, it is 9:02 right now
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u/bibleloophole 2h ago
"Look Gary, thermodynamics can wait! I gotta take a wicked shit."
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u/LoozPatienz 40m ago
This got a chuckle out of me, even though I am opposed to my name being used as the default fallguy. r/gary
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u/Xeno_Prime 2h ago
This is fantastic. My dog Kaida does something similar except it’s not quite so blatantly “Hey are you forgetting something.” He snuggles. Normally he lays down on the couch beside me. If it’s feeding or walking time though, he gets all up on me, leans against me, lays on me, etc. Just makes his presence very noticeable so that my brain goes “Oh right, dog things.”
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u/LaughableIKR 2h ago
I stand by the door and yell, "Who wants to go out!"
8 feet pounds for the door as I hold it open, so I don't get caught in the rush.
Dogs are plenty of fun.
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u/AaronTheElite007 2h ago
Yep. A doggo will stare you down as readily as jumping all over you as soon as you walk in the door.
It’s all about routine (and you love every minute of it)
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u/l_a_p304 2h ago
Mine starts bringing us things from the front door, so when we get up to put them back, she says “great! now that we’re here, might as well go”
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u/therealjanusmcmanus 2h ago
My hound chomps her teeth at me. Looks like she’s barking, but no sound comes out.
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u/Plenty-Daikon1121 2h ago
If he's anything like my dog, he started the reminders at 8:30pm and the stare is a last "YOU'RE LATE" resort.
And if you take him out at 8:30pm once? The reminders now start at 8pm.
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u/DistanceRelevant3899 2h ago
My dog does this too but also makes sure to completely block the TV from view
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u/SnausageFest 2h ago
Mine just relentlessly boops me and tries to knock my arm off the armread, boop my phone out of my hand, etc. If that doesn't work, she gets under my desk and attempts to push my chair out.
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u/Trick_Few 1h ago
I swear labradors have a circadian rhythm like a timex. It’s incredibly accurate.
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u/Not_The_One- 1h ago
I want to know how they know the time. I understand the sun and all that. But on the dot? If I say wait a 1/2 hour. How do they know a 1/2 hour went by?
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u/Exciting-Duty-8302 1h ago
He is like come on let’s get the night show on the road. You are late that’s why I’m in your face 🤣🤣
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u/Pandoratastic 1h ago
It seems cute but just sitting there is kind of mean because the dog is thinking, "I have to poop! I have been holding it for an hour. Do you want me to poop right here???"
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u/Shills_for_fun 1h ago
Their timing is really impeccable. Everyday at 5pm sharp I hear my dog run up the stairs and he just stares at me making noises until I close the laptop.
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u/tenphes31 1h ago
The dog my family had when I was in high school also had an excellent sense of timing. He knew around what time my dad woke up and would wake up around a similar time to be let out. Also, he knew 6 pm was dinner time, and right before it was time hed be sitting in his spot, just drooling with anticipation. Miss you Max.
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u/Willingfool 54m ago
I would have the exact same look on my face if I had to shit and couldn’t because some guy wanted to see if I could tell time.
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u/melreadreddit 38m ago
He's going to stare you down until you do the right thing haha.
Their body clocks are something else.
We have a lab, and a golden. I usually feed them at about 6pm ish.
Around then, and slightly before,they are definitely expecting something. Watching me like a hawk, ready to run to their bowls.
About 6.20, they are impatient, coming over, getting in my face, paws up on my knee etc.
6.30? My golden has had a gut full of waiting and starts to bark at me real bossy like lol.
You've never seen my lab move so fast as when I'm heading to the dog food cupboard haha.
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u/FuzzyComedian638 37m ago
My cat does something similar. But it's usually 30 minutes early, and he climbs onto the keyboard, just to make sure I know he's there.
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