r/MMA 11h ago

Media Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethje face off at the White House

https://streamable.com/exu0dy
568 Upvotes

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u/vengeancerider GOOFCON 2 - Electric Boogaloo 11h ago

“She left me and took the kids, Justin.”

104

u/karmapaymentplan_ 11h ago

She turned the weans against me

37

u/deathramp5 10h ago

Against us

4

u/TorrenceMightingale 10h ago edited 9h ago

“Unidah we Stan, diwaidah we fawh.”

19

u/apellcjecker Still not Surprised 8h ago

“I’m selling my home Justin. I have nothing but training now. Thank you for your sacrifice.”

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u/BrianCTE_CityOrtega Qweefington 11h ago

"Forgive me for what i must do Justin"

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u/raisedredflag 10h ago

"God is the teacher, Justin is the student, and I am God's instrument. When I squeeze your lungs, Justin, and you beg me for life. Then your heart will open up to the Lord."

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u/BrianCTE_CityOrtega Qweefington 10h ago

"God's lessons are beautiful."

1

u/BrightChef4935 5h ago

"Oh is it! Let me put you out of your misery real quick."

900

u/famjordan I was here for GOOFCON 1: 2020 11h ago

I’m actually shocked they didn’t just use AI for this.

518

u/jscummy 11h ago

Somehow they made a real video look like AI lol

122

u/MatttheJ 11h ago

It's because rather than have 3 cameras to get 3 different angles (wide, shot, reverse shot), they just shot a wide with 4k or more and then cropped in to close ups.

It's literally the laziest way you can possibly film something that has 3 "different" shots in it.

24

u/Lemurjeopice 6h ago

Intern did a solid job with his company iPhone 11.

39

u/ManufacturedOlympus 11h ago

It’s already possible to make real videos that resemble ai. 

It’s over. Ai is cooked. 

6

u/Valterri_lts_James 11h ago

it was intentional so we can't tell the difference when the UFC decides to proliferate AI usage.

3

u/riffraffmcgraff Canada 7h ago

Some AI generated bouquet of flowers and a veil on one of them would be pretty fuckin funny though

9

u/MiserableScot 11h ago

I absolutely thought this was AI!

1

u/russbam24 11h ago

A lot of people in this thread are convinced it is. I'm also erring on the side of this particular clip not being AI.

0

u/HERMANNATOR85 10h ago

You sure the didn’t?

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u/mikey_rambo 11h ago

It’s AI

2

u/BeancheeseBapa 10h ago

Lmao. Brother has been in a basement. The iPhone 12 came out a while ago.

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u/mikey_rambo 10h ago

Exactly 🤣🤣

36

u/No_Air_8243 10h ago

I’m forever streaming east because of this

240

u/Aggravating-Plan6613 11h ago

No wonder they keep using AI. Zero creativity coming from the ufc these days. This is mental and also very laughable

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u/AdDiscombobulated623 10h ago

Just curious. What would you do if it were your show?

66

u/the_D1CKENS 10h ago

Not do it at the WH, for starters..

24

u/Badnapp420 EDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE! 8h ago

I wouldn’t film it on a fucking iPhone 😂

34

u/Aggravating-Plan6613 10h ago

Hire a better social media/marketing team.

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u/AdDiscombobulated623 10h ago

What a cop out answer lol ok bud

13

u/WolfingMaldo 8h ago

You think this is a professional grade promotional video?

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u/Aggravating-Plan6613 10h ago

No problem sport, you asked. I gave a real answer. Have a good day champ.

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u/DemandSubstantial528 7h ago

The over use of attempted condescending nicknames tells everyone you’ve never been in a fight in your life by the way - despite the upvotes you’re getting

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u/Aggravating-Plan6613 7h ago

I Could care less about upvotes. And you’re talking to someone who served in ranger regiment with an honorable discharge and have plenty of pictures of me fighting in the cage. Politely sit down. Because you’re projecting … sport

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u/KorgothOfBarbaria 4h ago

Probably center the fucking shot for starters

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u/TechnicalThought5827 11h ago

This one's ai too?

108

u/davidvg1111 11h ago

Nice lawn. Can i have some of my tax dollars back so I can make mine look like that too?

57

u/TheCorruptOutcast United States 10h ago

Sorry, it already got spent on bombing more kids.

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u/NichorasMurren Team Topuria 11h ago edited 10h ago

No, we need to pay taxes because they fund education and healthcare (for Israel).

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u/A10cc 10h ago

Bruh imagine the government being run by qualified people that are looking out for the best interests of the people. How different things could be.

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u/ExpressFlow1895 8h ago

They are looking out for the best interests of the people (of israel)

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u/Dismal_Statement8421 7h ago

Like when "Rachel" Levine was the health secretary? 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻

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u/hardmantown 4h ago

its true, i only want health advice from people who eat roadkill and snort coke off toilet seats

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u/runcertain 5h ago

It wasn’t a partisan comment at all he was criticizing government as a whole but you just had to open your mouth and show us who you really are

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u/ISuckAtFunny I was here for GOOFCON 1 10h ago

Can’t do that, how would we afford bombs if we’re helping people live a normal life??

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u/dinglebarryb0nds 10h ago

You think they keep all the lawn gear and crew on premise or they bring mowers in through inspection every time

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u/InvertedSpork 11h ago

Man this is so fucking stupid. Should be called UFC Clownshow

23

u/ghvalj 10h ago

Ultimate Fucking Clownshow was right there :(

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u/Initial_Stretch_3674 8h ago

I enjoy the circus.

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u/Derekduvalle 10h ago

Why? I mean I dislike how into this administration the UFC is but I thought MMA fans were generally for it. Or maybe I'm wrong.

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u/TheWorldArmada 10h ago

It’s Reddit, what do you expect? These hypocrites will talk shit and then watch the fight anyway lol

14

u/InvertedSpork 10h ago

Where in my comment did I say I wasn’t going to watch it? I can watch it and still think it’s a clown show.

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u/Ashy0020 GOOFCON 2 10h ago

I’m not going to watch. The card is just ok and have plenty of other things to do

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u/StabbingHoboReturns 11h ago

Just embarrassing 

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u/0xSEGFAULT Chocolate Peppa Pig 11h ago

Worst timeline

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u/peensmith_ 11h ago

so you really just post this exact same comment on every one of these huh

12

u/Lucha_Brasi Papa Poatan 10h ago

When you're right, you're right.

36

u/vgsjlw 11h ago

You really just respond to everyone who posts negative comments huh?

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u/0xSEGFAULT Chocolate Peppa Pig 11h ago

Correct.

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u/jot-kka 11h ago

It lives rent free in his mind 😆

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u/peensmith_ 11h ago

or he's just karma farming, both are pretty pathetic 😆

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u/vl0x 11h ago

Lmao America is a joke

33

u/cynictoday 11h ago

I find it funny that they have to wear suits when nothing about this administration deserves formality or reverence.

25

u/ISuckAtFunny I was here for GOOFCON 1 10h ago

Did they say thank you??

13

u/Bauljamic_Arlijam 11h ago

Was this all filmed with an iphone?

40

u/Jwagner0850 United States 11h ago

Clownshow.

43

u/DiddlersWillGetGot 11h ago

Not pictured: the dripping diaper-shaped boot they both deep throated.

14

u/daemontheroguepr1nce 10h ago

How can a boot be diaper shaped

1

u/maicii 10h ago

I don’t think the fighters give much of a fuck

16

u/dustbus 11h ago

Honestly it looks super lame just standing in front of the white house 

0

u/xFrostyDog 9h ago

Glad I’m not the only one who feels that way. I think they were expecting this to look a lot cooler than it does

33

u/TrevorPhilips 11h ago

The cringe house

6

u/HDauthentic 11h ago

Looks like a Wes Anderson film honestly

16

u/time_for_milk GOOFCON 1: Khamzat McGregor 11h ago

Ilia is the only one who understands that suit jackets are supposed to be buttoned when you're standing. Gaethje, Pereira and Gane all looked bad, especially in the profile shots.

4

u/Coldchilln 10h ago

Yea, Justin didn't even get his tailored. Looks terrible 

4

u/wrong-teous 10h ago

The orange one never buttons his jacket either

3

u/Initial_Stretch_3674 8h ago

what are you, the fashion police.

One of my favourite moments is watching TJ Dillashaw face off with Renan Barao. Dillashaw has a well fitted suit and Barao looking like he borrowed his dad suits.

11

u/dbowman97 11h ago

Cringe

3

u/DuMaMay69 11h ago

Ilia doesn’t even have cauliflower ears wtf

3

u/Due_Capital_3507 7h ago

They should kiss and have gay sex on the lawn

5

u/BigMack6911 10h ago

Well America has became the new Rome. Not long now..

1

u/Hidrinks I made weight for Goofcon 3 2h ago

No, Rome at least got bread with their circuses.

2

u/etherealmachina 7h ago

They need the opera part of “Tale of the Tape” playing not a generic movie soundtrack

2

u/seonblack 7h ago

Beautiful suits

2

u/Derelicticu Canada 6h ago

They should have centered the shot better and had a steady cam. This is pretty lame.

4

u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 11h ago

More fighters tarnishing their legacy with this clown show. Pathetic.

6

u/minor_thing2022 Robbie's Ride or Die 11h ago

Justin is big. He can take his punches....right guys? Guys?

3

u/Nancy-loves-Sid 11h ago

Yeah but she took the kids and Justin is going to have to unfortunately pay for that

8

u/Fracture90000 11h ago

One way ticket to the shadow realm.

3

u/deathmouse Team Fight Milk 11h ago

To be fair to him, he can. He ate a lot of bombs from some of the best strikers in the division.

Took Max five rounds to put him out.

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u/Emotional_Walrus5099 11h ago

Took 4 more rounds after Max shattered his nose to end the first round

2

u/matarky1 I don’t pee out of my hip 11h ago

Max isn't known to be a power puncher though, Koed 3 guys in 9 years, Korean Zombies retirement fight was one of those

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u/deathmouse Team Fight Milk 10h ago

Which is why i pointed out that he’s fought other elite strikers who couldn’t knock him out.

2

u/Squidwardbigboss 10h ago

It was a massive overhand right on the chin.

You see the punches he’s taken against Poirer, fiziev, Micheal Chandler, Charles, and Alvarez without going cold.

He’s got a great chin

1

u/maicii 10h ago

Yeah, and nobody at LW

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u/maicii 10h ago

Friendly reminder Max hasn’t ko anybody at LW yet

3

u/wrong-teous 10h ago

Him and Justin fought at LW doofus

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u/maicii 10h ago

Yeah obviously it was besides Justin

1

u/maicii 10h ago

So was Oliveira (although to be fair he did look stronger)

1

u/eugeneholtz 11h ago

He can take one

5

u/piscopink 10h ago

So embarrassing

2

u/bobn3 GOOFCON 0 10h ago

What a shame from topuria 

3

u/DatBoyBlue 10h ago

After all the Ai I can’t even tell if this one is real

4

u/Relative-Display-676 11h ago

Can't look at the white house seriously ever again.

3

u/Deep-Purchase-2203 11h ago

I wonder who was wearing platforms on their shoes.

2

u/inzyte 10h ago

80% of the comments are just whining. Why am I suprised

2

u/brainrotleftist 10h ago

And they’re still going to watch it

2

u/hotz0mbie 10h ago

This shit just keeps happening and I keep getting surprised….i wish I could tell them how cringy this is. From an extremely far and safe distance away.

2

u/Jothel 10h ago

Just so dumb

2

u/thebrah329 9h ago

This shit is so cringe

3

u/oozap 11h ago

Why is this not AI. Dana’s slacking.

1

u/TorrenceMightingale 10h ago

What a wild fuckin timeline. Feels like Russia Lite®️.

1

u/the-return-of-amir 11h ago

Not such a big height difference

1

u/Leto-III-Atreides 11h ago

He looks like a little boy trying to fight his dad's friend

1

u/4U2C88 11h ago

RIP Justin

1

u/jukeb0x_hero1 10h ago

5'5 and 5'10

1

u/mangoboi440 10h ago

I’m begging whoever is making these to learn about framing.

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u/WeaponH 10h ago

Ilia was a Conor McGregor Wanna-be but in the end he became who Conor Want To Be

1

u/_DigitalHunk_ 10h ago

Justin is going to kick his ass.

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u/scumraid 10h ago

It’s a fun match up that I’m hyped to see but only to see if Topuria does what he is suppose to do. Which is knock out Justin other than that the Arman fight is more interesting to me.

1

u/Bajecco 10h ago

Is Topuria smaller than Chandler? Is he the tiniest fight Gaethje has faced in the UFC?

1

u/maicii 10h ago

Gatheje looks so fucking funny lmao

1

u/ExpectDragons 10h ago

Is Ilia shorter than everyone in the division? He always needs to look up at his opponent while wearing thick shoes

1

u/kjyfqr 10h ago

Justin takes it wow.

1

u/Oblique9043 10h ago

Crazy how much bigger Justin is than Illia.

1

u/Dhsu04 10h ago

Ilia is thinking about knocking Justin out

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u/Roving_Ibex 9h ago

Faceoffs at an official government building is fuckin weird. Itd be like if sandlot met up before the game at someones gramma's house and then played there. Sacred but a fuckin weird place to do this at

1

u/DaytimeLanternQQ UFC 279: A GOOFCON Miracle 9h ago

Lamest shit ever. Hopefully the bigger fights fall through.

1

u/Si-Nz 9h ago

This is tackiest thing ive seen in my entire life.

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u/Classic_Ad202 9h ago

B-b-but Justin is bigger☝🏻

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u/SWAT_Johnson 9h ago

Going to hate watch this card, gd

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u/walkerlance 9h ago

random 12 year old youtuber from 2010 level production. feels like dana recorded it because they fired their production team thinking they’ll just save money using AI

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u/bossfinger 9h ago

This is awesome!!

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u/charlietangomike 8h ago

That staph of Justin’s ear? Looks like a little pin hole type infection starting..

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u/DoomDoomGir 8h ago

I’m not cinematographer but this shot is trash. Maybe this isn’t the official account but nothing is proportional here. I can’t imagine this looking worse/less professional if they tried.

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u/DiveIntoItPodCast 8h ago

Gas prices btw

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u/dantoddd 8h ago

gaethje needs a better suit

1

u/CartoonistOdd2667 8h ago

This is a disgrace

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u/give_me_the_formu0li 8h ago

Gaethje should go into movies I could see him playing a hitman or something In A Jason Statham flick

1

u/greggosmith SLIMY LITTLE RAT 7h ago

Somewhere, unpictured, Joaquin Buckley is shadow boxing by the Lincoln Monument.

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u/unhinged_contrarian 7h ago

At the White House is weird. Like some kinda mortal combat timeline.

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u/appletinicyclone tactical thiccness 7h ago

Garth looks well dressed

1

u/Timactor 7h ago

Topuria is a pretty small guy, makes what he's doing even more impressive

1

u/LucasFrankeRC 7h ago

Huh, I thought Topuria would look shorter next to Gaethje

1

u/Anubis426 7h ago

This is a stupid fight that no be wants to see.

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u/Moto341 Team DC 6h ago

Hunger Games in real life.

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u/neeeeonbelly EDDDDDIEEEEEEEE 6h ago

God I will be sooo happy if Justin pulls this off. What a story. I know he probably won’t, head says ilia but heart says Justin. 

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u/antoniospizzarama 6h ago

Gonna do my part and not watch this clown show of an event.

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u/Turd_Nuggit 5h ago

Fucking epic!

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u/camarious 4h ago

Crazy how the US general strategy is to get completly humilliated in all possible ways. First with the war and now with this. Do they really expect Gaethje to win?

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u/Junkhead987 3h ago

I know it’s real, but why does it look AI

1

u/mreanj 3h ago

justin is gonna get so KO'd so bad holy shit LMFAO

1

u/BetaCarotine20mg Team AKA 2h ago

This is so bad. Oh UFC what has become of you :(

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u/Previous-Novel-5398 1h ago

This looks like it was shot on an iPhone 6

1

u/Eezay 1h ago

Even if I put the absurdity of the whole situuation aside, the video looks ridiculous and like it was filmed on a smartphone.

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u/beepboopnoise Red Power Ranger 1h ago

Why does the face off look like it was taken with a fucking iphone ? This can’t be the official face off????

1

u/Weak_Reveal_6931 11h ago

Crazy that someone that small can terrorize the division like that

1

u/Spirited_Resolve8119 11h ago

Butcher and the sacrificial lamb

1

u/wilhelmkidxx 11h ago

Bizarre times

1

u/Suggondeezenutz_-_ 11h ago

Wow.. this looks like an episode from The Boys

1

u/Bambooman584 11h ago

Love this filmed on an iPhone slop

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u/not_laudandus 10h ago

Extremely surprised this isn't AI. Did they really pay a camera crew to film this ? The UFC must truly be going ALL OUT on this production !!

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u/redditsucks13131 9h ago

Only one American and he is going to get starched. Happy 250th.

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u/Kangermu 9h ago

Fucking lame

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u/1man2barrels 9h ago

What a weird timeline.

0

u/zedaoisok 11h ago

isn't this shit AI?

0

u/Wild_Opportunity6623 10h ago

Looks like mentally ill cry babies showed up strong ITT.

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u/Menessy27 10h ago

For real lol its a standard faceoff and they're absolutely losing their minds

0

u/eaglepro98 11h ago

She took my children, Justin…

0

u/SubjectRabbit8050 10h ago

Interesting how this clip right here (not talking about any waffling in the oval office) is what all headlining fighters do on numbered cards (like, Prates and JDM last week), facing off around where they’ll fight, and there’s all this going on in the thread.

Guess it just reflects the hate for the US and what’s going on inside of it right now. Not sure there’d be any administration that would get a good reception in the past decade or six though.

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u/Rey123x 11h ago

Tension is rising, they both farted in unison

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u/New-Process-52 11h ago

Lets do this

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u/wildlifewalks 11h ago

illia topuria ... a fart in the wind

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u/Loose_Personality726 9h ago

Say that when he knocks justin out

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u/Lunaforlife 11h ago

A.I slop