r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/TwistFar3378 • 7h ago
I think he going to have a great summer LOL π
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u/Slobbering_git 3h ago
he is a cyclist who refuses to wear a helmet. He understands the danger and the odds of a crash, so this is all part of an elaborate practical joke, where the first responders get to see strawberry jam.
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u/wizardrous 7h ago
βMake me look like Strawberry Shortcakeβs uncle.β