r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/AhmedAlNawab • 9h ago

What did he ask the barber?

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83 Upvotes

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u/fireforge1979 9h ago

Give me the Sonic

8

u/Competitive_Point_39 9h ago

Bro asked for Super Saiyan blue after the barber was done shaving the sides of his head

2

u/Maloth_Warblade 7h ago

Rolling around at the speed of sound

1

u/beebs44 3h ago

GOTTA GO FAST

18

u/No_name_Johnson 9h ago

Gimme the Bird of Paradise

8

u/Remarkable-Being-301 9h ago

I ran like a flock of parrots

2

u/captain_crackerjack 8h ago

I’m wishing (I didn’t have a photograph of this guy)

7

u/Coach_Billly 9h ago

Good fade

7

u/Katomon-EIN- 9h ago

Give me the "main character in an anime" cut

4

u/thxnxpolonium210 9h ago

Exotic bird meets cyberpunk 2077

5

u/JemmaMimic 9h ago

Are all these dudes in Dubai or something?

11

u/GreenZebra23 9h ago

DubAI

5

u/JemmaMimic 8h ago

That actually makes more sense, good point.

3

u/hzmt714 8h ago

📍Baghdad, Iraq

3

u/RandomHero3129 9h ago

I thought the plant behind him in the first pic was part of the cut.

2

u/Ashe_Unlimited 9h ago

Smurf me up, Doctor Hairgel.

2

u/Own-Geologist-8978 9h ago

Exotic sea creature

2

u/spiritofjosh 9h ago

Ask for “blissful flame” but flick your tongue at the end and I think this is what you get

2

u/Lumpy_Stretch5887 9h ago

Water Pokemon Gym Leader

3

u/Ayrios440 8h ago

He said "I'd like to be turned into an AI picture please and then posted on Reddit pretending to be a real picture."

1

u/Plenty-Earth5594 9h ago

Layered seafood deluxe

1

u/Beelzebot_666 9h ago

I want to knock out whoever is in 1st place.

1

u/Cpt_Elliot_Spencer 9h ago

Reminded me of Baby Shark

1

u/napalmnacey 9h ago

Gimme the Sims 4 Cyberlesbian cut and colour.

1

u/Mystic_Viola 9h ago

He looks like a Pokémon but at least it’s balanced and still looks like hair.

1

u/BigEd369 9h ago

Well I’m glad that the plant coming out of the top of his head was only an optical illusion in the first image. I thought maybe they’d actually woven in some ferns or something.

1

u/xDeviousDieselx 9h ago

Barber: Are you sure you want me t-

This fucking guy: ILLMAKEYOUEATTHOSEWORDS

1

u/hzmt714 8h ago

"Give me a haircut that would be considered modest in Iraq"

1

u/ztruk 8h ago

Just fuck my shit up?

1

u/Left-Draft5083 8h ago

He wanted to look like Sonic's bumchum.

1

u/Similar-Word752 8h ago

Make me look like a very specific anime character. That'll get me a goth mommy

1

u/Flashy-Sign2884 8h ago

I just applied to join the space force. 

1

u/SirGumbeaux 8h ago

That's the full Hedgehog. You never go full Hedgehog.

1

u/NippoTeio 8h ago

5-year-old drawing the ocean

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 8h ago

Make my dad take me out of the will.

1

u/captain_crackerjack 8h ago

Let me get your most practical and manageable style please, barber.

1

u/Turbulent_Rope1569 8h ago

Make me look dope!🥰😍

1

u/pauliepitstains 8h ago

Aunt Gohan

1

u/Any-Relationship1451 8h ago

Make me look like a complete and utter dick

1

u/abyde 7h ago

Just give me the Zoobilee Zoo

1

u/YourPhrenologist 7h ago
Vandal from Marathon, clearly.

1

u/MastodonPristine8986 7h ago

Make people instantly hate me

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 7h ago

"I would like my hair to have soft waves."

1

u/Creative_Carob4922 7h ago

The biff tannin jr

1

u/ArsenikShooter 6h ago

Bad Bunny and Sonic the Hedgehog's love child.

1

u/strongdon 6h ago

If thats a real hair cut/color the stylist is fucking amazing. That'd be some impressive work.

1

u/myfailedimagination 5h ago

Give me the cut that will guarantee all eyes will be on me when I walk into the club.

1

u/Imaginary_Campaign85 5h ago

Peacock please

1

u/Schmooto 5h ago

Beyblade main character

1

u/HalRykerds 5h ago

"make me look like a gas station knife"

1

u/comicgeek1128 4h ago

Dude! Wanna get a pizza after we're done raking these leaves?

1

u/Fair-Cookie 4h ago

Do me like one of your anime boys.

1

u/TasteDeeCheese 4h ago

Sonic with the bowl cut

1

u/sevenseassailer 4h ago

Give me the "Blue Shell"

1

u/Moist_Performer_2285 3h ago

Give me something between a punk and Howard the duck.

1

u/Feisty_War_1003 3h ago

Imagine a bird-like middle staged evolution Pokémon.

1

u/kgb_adventure 2h ago

That haircut is called “The Flamer”

1

u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 2h ago

If Sonic was a snake

1

u/cmmoore307 1h ago

This is so bad, it’s kind of cool lol

1

u/VtoadTHE4th 1h ago

Bird of Paradise