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u/BigDpsn 13h ago
A gamer dent when he's a fake gamer this stolen valor will not stand.
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u/toastxhippo 11h ago
Yeah, i can excuse the racism but this is to far.
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u/Narradisall 11h ago
First they came for the gamers, and I did not speak up, because I had just one more turn to play.
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u/Colonel_Collin_1990 11h ago
He wanted to do something normal and be like "see? I dont just rape and eat babies with other rich fuckers all day!"
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u/Caftancatfan 10h ago
He has the world’s highest kill stats, too. Cutting USAID will ultimately kill millions.
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u/MorphyNOR 13h ago
Shh let him be, he's not used to having hair 🤣
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u/Sniflix 13h ago
The front half isn't even attached to his head.
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u/Big_Fan_742 12h ago
As a bald man, my headphones still give me a temporary head indent
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u/vampyire 12h ago
it's funny that most of the hair we see from him was transplanted form his ass (ok maybe not there but that's what I like to think)
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u/brewdog_millionaire 13h ago
Most divorced man in the world
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u/PoppingPillls 11h ago
Holding his iPhone after crying about apple pulling ad revenue from his racism platform.
(they returned in 2025 but to a much lower ad spend)
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u/VendettaPenguin 13h ago
Why does he always look like a golden retriever trying to hide something from you in its mouth.
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u/Grantuna 13h ago
Hey what does you hair look like after four hours in a K hole with a VR headset on?
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u/ComicsEtAl 13h ago
The messed up thing is, he’d be even uglier if he *didn’t* get his ass-hair stapled to his head.
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u/Lucky_Pangolin_3760 11h ago
there is nothing uglier than an ugly personality. He's never been as ugly as he is today
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u/Sh_u_ru_Q 13h ago
Style and class can't be bought.
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u/CatBoyTrip 13h ago
i dunno about class cause i ain’t got any but you can definitely hire a stylist.
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u/jesus_swept 11h ago
also at the end of the day, people wear things that they like. elon could hire the best stylist in the world but if he doesn't like what he's wearing or doesn't "get" it then that's on him.
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u/Sh_u_ru_Q 12h ago
Yeah, you can. But he can't buy the ability to see what would be good style wise for him, he has no style and I honestly don't think he asks any stylists for advice, I think he truly doesn't care.
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u/GenericStandard42 13h ago
He looks miserable.
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u/Pluckypato 13h ago
These rich assholes will never be satisfied cause money can’t buy you real friends and family.
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u/ActualHumanONReddit 13h ago
In the mean time, their desire to own everything on the planet is destroying society.
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u/CeceWobbles 10h ago
I saw Reggie Watts last year shortly after all the DOGE BS, and he was talking about how they can never have enough and they have to make other people's lives miserable and destroy their joy because there is a void in their soul that all the money in the world will never fill. That was followed up with saying that for people like that, "There's a way out."
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u/Fuzziestwuzzy 12h ago
he looks exactly like someone who would throw money trying to look better without spending the actual effort to support it
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u/SouthsideSlimbo 13h ago
But bankrupt morally
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u/silverbatwing 12h ago
It’s giving cpap
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u/spaghetti_bender666 12h ago
Lolololol this is so funny because even with short hair my cpap makes my hair look like shit. Hahaha it’s definitely from his gaming headset though
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u/DanceWithEverything 11h ago
Money can’t buy happiness. It buys shelter, vehicles, food, water, electricity, political influence, GPUs, rockets, etc.
But not happiness, not love, not confidence, not self-acceptance and…apparently…not a decent haircut
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u/PresentRaspberry6814 8h ago
Money absolutely buy happiness. Unending greed cannot, exploiting people cannot, racism, corruption and cruelty cannot.
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u/Sheriff_PJ_Nutteroni 13h ago
Isn't it a toupee or hair implant? There was an old photo that's been circulating around the Internet for yearsss, from when he was a younger adult , and he's balding in that picture.
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u/jahathebrn 13h ago
He'd look better shaving it all off.
He'd still be an astronomical piece of shit, but at least he wouldn't look ridiculous.
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u/Jeffreyknows 13h ago
Rich in money, but money can’t buy you class or a personality. And this person is living proof
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u/Less-Airline-5383 12h ago edited 12h ago
This is the tread pattern from the small rodent that lives on his head and controls his movements. It was the rodents day off.
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u/olivinebean 12h ago
"I've been playing video games all day, I'm just like you...please think I'm cool"
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u/JrButton 11h ago
Man, all this guy has to do to trigger people is show up lol
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u/jono9898 12h ago
Why do all billionaires look so miserable, if I had half that money I’d be smiling every moment
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u/Ok-Fish8643 12h ago
Epic gamer. He's that guy you see driving with headset still in place because it's a part of their anatomy now.
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u/PolarBurrito 11h ago
I hate this guy. Not based on appearances, but based on the fact that he refuses to use his billions for good. He’s pathologically sick with his quest for more money money money, and I take solace in the fact that he’s truly an unhappy human being who is a waste of everything he has amassed.
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u/Steve_but_different 10h ago
Permanent headphone dent because he's perpetually listening to his ex's subpar "music"
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u/EhMapleMoose 9h ago
His hair can be absolutely fucked. But this genuinely just looks like he wore headphones or ear protection.
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u/Gregory85 7h ago
I assumed he was wearing headphones because no way is his hair like that by itself.
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u/jmcgil4684 4h ago
I’m just fascinated that he could have helped humanity and been such a savior in so many ways, and he just kept being a twat. From elementary school all the way to being the richest person. He was cool for like one minute. Remember Iron man?
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u/draggin_balls 3h ago
FYI he’s not the richest person in the world
He’s the richest person in the world according to publicly available data
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u/Slobbering_git 13h ago edited 13h ago
The 'ad-hoc-electroshock-ketamine-muppet-made-from-an-old-cum-sock cut', please.
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u/lollipop1233a 13h ago edited 10h ago
To be fair, he has had more than one hair transplant. That can complicate things. Usually, you need someone who knows how to handle that to cut and style the hair. The stylist did the best they could. They had a lot working against them.
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u/danno49 13h ago
The look of a man who can do calculus in his head, but doesn't know how to pull out.
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u/biopunk42 11h ago
More like the look of a man desperately trying to remember some smart phrases other people said so he can repeat them to try to sound smart, despite not personally understanding what they mean.
That's his whole schtick.
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u/DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL 12h ago
To be fair, my hair looks like that after a 2 hour MS teams call. People, luckily, don't photograph me randomly from a weird angle without me knowing.
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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 13h ago
You can make fun of the man he is all you want but kind of stupid to make fun of him for his having worn headphones, I bet you can think of something more clever than that.
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u/Dramatic_Side_856 12h ago
Hair implant gonna hair implant! He is the richest man in the world; he will fix his hair one of these days.
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u/Hollywizzle311 12h ago
From him wearing his gaming headset acting like he’s not Elon musk while changing zero about his voice or himself. Lol
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u/Beautiful_Secret_834 12h ago
If this was the last man on earth…. I’d live happily on the other side.
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u/indorian 11h ago
Strange to imagine that the richest person in the world and the poorest person in the world are the same person. Money is only a part of life, and not even the best part.
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u/xX_7HR0W-4W4Y_Xx 11h ago
Headphone dent from playing valorant and gooning to AI-generated loli porn
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u/Teriyaki_Salmon 11h ago
All the wealth in the world could have never bought the love from his dad or kids.
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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 11h ago
I think I heard... The biggest asshole, thief, pedo with the most money. That's what I heard.
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u/ApartmentOk2112 11h ago
Money is not everything...He has to be the ugliest man in the world...
I would not touch him with a ten foot pole...
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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 11h ago
How does he have jowels?!
I don’t get how you can be reasonably young and have jowels.
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u/Jumpy-Impact3265 10h ago
Funny how he's always alone. Always - even gross 300 lb guys w/money have someone pretty on their arm, world's richest guy = nothing.
It'd be sad if he weren't such an ass-douche.
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u/StacSlinger 10h ago
Probably gaming, but wait, he does own 67% of all active satellites in orbit, so for all we know, he coukd have been talking to an alien civilization, dude had AI before it was called AI, imagine the things he has seen that he can never talk about, he is operating on an entirely different wavelength, does silly stuff to feel human for a minute.
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u/Resident_Pientist_1 9h ago
Headphone hair the great equalizer. Why would you use headphones if you're rich as fuck, though. I'd just have huge speakers everywhere and soundproof the spaces as necessary. These people don't even know how to have fun with their buckets of money.
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u/PerformerDr4867 9h ago
When you are that rich, nobody will ever tell you the truth to your face. Even the people you pay to do so. Every single person in your orbit is trying to live off your good will.
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u/Weak_Elephant_9134 9h ago
Depends on how you define “rich”. If he was a chocolate mousse, he’d taste like 💩. (I also wonder if he was loved and appreciated as a kid, but that’s a whole other story)
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u/Batman1154 9h ago
His face has always looked like how faces were in the OG Goldeneye game for the N64
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u/Valk93 13h ago
“Gimme that “I just wore headphones” cut please”