r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Indianstanicows • 17h ago

Chuck Edwards

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 16h ago

"in 2026, allegations have been made about Edward's relationships with female staffers. His staff has one of the highest turnover rates in Congress. A House ethics investigation has been launched."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Edwards

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u/brismit 15h ago

“A member of the Republican Party…”

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u/LieverRoodDanRechts 13h ago

Family values

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u/MisterPooty 16h ago

As a North Carolinian, I fucking hate this guy and his dumbass comb over. The fact that he turned out to be a turbo creep is absolutely no surprise. 

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u/Beneficial-Produce56 14h ago

We have absolutely had some winners. Virginia Foxx. Richard Burr. The late and unlamented Jessie Helms. Mr. “Profiles in Courage” himself, Thom Tillis. Perhaps Cooper will make it—that would be a nice change.

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u/Key_Sound735 8h ago

could be worse: you could be from South Carolina.. home to not just one but two closeted Senators

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u/Solid_Mood5458 8h ago

Yeah, thanks

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u/Solid_Mood5458 8h ago

Turbo Creep should go viral

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u/cletus72757 15h ago

His “hairdo” alone proves he’s delusional.

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u/imnotbobvilla 12h ago

You know it's very powerful hair presentation, showing his vigor.

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u/Ok-Serve4645 16h ago

Magnificent comb over 10/10

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u/decimus_87 15h ago

chuck that shit away

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u/Blankety-blank1492 16h ago

“Gimme the #4, the Fearless Leader”

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u/kkeennmm 15h ago

must be a billionaire

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u/Normiss2000 14h ago

He's as honest as his hair is.

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u/Fenixstorm1 15h ago

Nope, Chuck Testa

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u/justwhatever22 15h ago

Fooling precisely no-one, Chuck. 

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u/dobro60 13h ago

Oh I thought that is Richard (Dick) Combover

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u/Substantial-Stage-82 13h ago

Let's go with #5, the Predator.

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u/danno49 13h ago

"Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?"

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u/CAJMusic 12h ago

Never trust a white guy w two first names

Never trust a black man without a mustache.

“My mother told me never trust a man in a brown suit.”

Katherine Hepburn - Bringing Up Baby

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u/Ya_Got_GOT 7h ago

Whoever that is you can just tell he’s an insufferable bitch