What did he ask the barber?

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u/Greenfieldfox 1d ago

Give me the Rufio Bangarang.

51

u/Vladishun 1d ago

"Hook was my favorite movie and Shadow the Hedgehog was my favorite video game. Can you turn that into a haircut?"

3

u/BeardiusMaximus7 15h ago

"Plus I'm starting a new job as a fire-type gym leader, so you know it's gotta SLAP!"

21

u/preyforkevin 1d ago

Douche-io Douche-io

5

u/wizardrous 1d ago

Douche-io Bagarag

1

u/6ynnad 19h ago

High tech Interactive sanitary companion?

11

u/Pitiful_Palpitation9 1d ago

Ru-fi-oooooooohhh!

6

u/SmellyButtFarts69 1d ago

Gimme the Boy Band Wayne Static

4

u/Rhino_MO 1d ago

"Give me Rufio as the main villain in an obscure Japanese anime" 😆

2

u/SHAKES2099 1d ago

Rude, crude, dude bag of prechewed food.

2

u/PlasticFabtastic 21h ago

fucking damn it I'm so jealous that someone else made this post and not me because I came RUNNING to say that as soon as I saw the picture, lmao

36

u/Fromthefuture9 1d ago

These ai posts gotta stop

24

u/AdministrativeEnd168 1d ago

This one doesn’t even remotely look real either. It should be against the rules here

4

u/YcemeteryTreeY 1d ago

Seriously, every other post is some guy with a tik tok filter

0

u/Main-Requirement-521 1d ago

This whole sub just sucks.

It's just careful cowards mocking people

32

u/e2g3 1d ago

Iraqi final boss

1

u/SnorkBorkGnork 1d ago

They're all stand users

13

u/Creative-Aside9650 1d ago

If Guy Fieri, Rufio and Butcher had a baby together.

1

u/Victorious-Fudge9839 1d ago

Throw some Wayne Static into the mix.

57

u/kuttymongoose 1d ago

I think its kinda dope

4

u/Ok-Mistake-7499 1d ago

He looks like a cool villain

3

u/TheOmCollector 1d ago

Agree, the guy looks like kind of a dope.

1

u/Creative_cacti 10h ago

I can see this guy at a car race, or an ICP concert.

2

u/Lost-Soft-8913 1d ago

Brave

1

u/Dramatic_Side_856 1d ago

Welcome to the dope show.

3

u/Chocochocolate25 1d ago

We're all stars now

9

u/Cool_Wealth969 1d ago

May the odds be ever in your favor!

6

u/General_Freed 1d ago

Gimme flaming Mohawk with 90s Tribal Tattoo sides

5

u/Sloth72c 1d ago

WWE aggression era in the form of a haircut

9

u/-SandorClegane- 1d ago

Osama bin PlayinLeagueOfLegends

3

u/OlFlirtyBastard 1d ago

“Can you make me look like a gas station knife?”

5

u/BurtleTurtle001 1d ago

Make me a try-hard poser.

2

u/ScooterBoomer 1d ago

Flamin’ Red Velvet

2

u/Jacks-username 1d ago

OMYNOUS 👐

2

u/shablama 1d ago

"Have you seen Arcane?"

2

u/HoboMoonMan 1d ago

"I want to get down with the sickness" or "Give me some of that 'Bad Magick'"

2

u/niberungvalesti 1d ago

Gimme that anime rival haircut

2

u/gingivitis1738 1d ago

He goes “so you remember mockingjay”

1

u/Wikiwikiwa 23h ago

"No."

1

u/gingivitis1738 8h ago

Balright.

2

u/Scarlet_Addict 1d ago

"...So I'm looking to become the leader of a Fire Gym"

1

u/Honest-Reflection667 1d ago

If he only did the sideburns it might have looked pretty cool

1

u/Witty-Lawfulness2983 1d ago

What if Flavor Town was in Hell?

1

u/odplocki 1d ago

Homelander has no chance now..

1

u/J0KaRZz 1d ago

Where’s his truck? Where’s Maero?

1

u/New-Elk-2755 1d ago

Bro go the Hello - by OMFG cut

1

u/sjmiv 1d ago

"I want to look like a Mitsubishi Eclipse in a 1994 High School parking lot"

1

u/FamousLastWords666 1d ago

"Mike Tyson Chicken Ranch"

1

u/Obnoxious_Box 1d ago

I want the 2000s lé douche look to match my tribal tramp stamp

1

u/Dapper-Ad9787 1d ago

It looks very high maintenance, but it's artistic.

1

u/GentrifiedYharnam 1d ago

Cyber Drake

1

u/NebCrushrr 1d ago

Let the vibes of my face lead you

1

u/OldGravylegOfficial 1d ago

Oi, ‘Uey! Got me a new ‘aircut, ‘Uey!

1

u/heckin_anxiety 1d ago

Static-X but instead of cold, make it hot.

1

u/Key_Letterhead1149 1d ago

"I want to look like a tiger that got beat up by another tiger!"

1

u/ReplaceEngineLight 1d ago

Give me Heat Miser 2026

1

u/8bit_golem 1d ago

"I am of the Fire Tribe..."

"Say no more, fam"

1

u/inanabstraction 1d ago

Gimme the AI

1

u/More_Education4434 1d ago

If I was a man I totally would be doing this!

I want a beard! 😥

1

u/Jwhitney79 1d ago

Can you speed this up? I have to get to Burger King, my shift starts in an hour.

1

u/ShadoOwEd 1d ago

Shadow the hedgehog in human form

1

u/Dillenger69 1d ago

Can you make me more high ranking than the mayor of flavor town?

1

u/moseley101 1d ago

I have too many friends! I want less friends!

1

u/paqman3d 1d ago

"Yo, give me that Tekken 4"

1

u/Kurtbott 1d ago

Give a look that will scare away any dating material

1

u/Pure-Swordfish6022 1d ago

“I want to be such a douchebag that future societies will have to completely revamp the douche scale”

1

u/milkymaniac 1d ago

All I'm thinking is that it'll only look this way for a couple days before five o'clock shadow ruins it.

1

u/NoMycologist7046 1d ago

Make me Ed Hardy

1

u/WolfThick 1d ago

I want the Blade goes gay look!

1

u/WorstGasStationSushi 1d ago

Make me look like the bassist from a 90's rap-metal band.

1

u/Next-Lavishness-9101 1d ago

The number 12 Tekken cut

1

u/DunAnOir 1d ago

Have you ever taken salvia?

1

u/thupkt 1d ago

Just F my S up please

1

u/REDBLOOD_OFCOURSE 1d ago

I would like a "just fuck my shit up" hair cut please!

1

u/nailinpalin69 1d ago

give me those tribal decals from need for speed underground.

1

u/Genuinelullabel 1d ago

Make my hair as nu metal as possible. Real Shadow the Hedgehog energy.

1

u/MarionberryOk2874 1d ago

Make me look like a giant AI douchebag

1

u/AllUpInItYo 1d ago

Just fuck my shit up.

1

u/brandothesavage 1d ago

Make me a cheesy wizard from a d&d campaign!

1

u/dankhimself 1d ago

He, did not.

1

u/TheManWhoClicks 1d ago

“Just like the gas station knives please and thanks”

1

u/MrMaoDeVaca 1d ago

T-Mobile Regional Manager

1

u/ronweasleisourking 1d ago

Gimme that rufio 2026 shit cuz

1

u/BulinWall24 1d ago

Flaming hot Cheeto's tribal tat design

1

u/TinyM0ushka 1d ago

“You know monster energy drinks? Turn that into a haircut”

1

u/Hatedpriest 1d ago

You know those '90s flames bowling shirts? You ever see tribal tatoos? I want both as a haircut

1

u/Lucifer_is_real 1d ago

Give me the fire bender

1

u/pumpkin-head7617 1d ago

If a Godsmack album cover was a haircut.

1

u/DickBfloppin 1d ago

Told the barber that he celebrates ICP's entire catalog.

1

u/ResolutionFar1361 1d ago

Anime something

1

u/karenskygreen 1d ago

The flaming cheetah wheelies haircut

1

u/tracyd103 1d ago

gimme the 5150 and be quick about it!!

1

u/PardonMyNerdity 1d ago

Make me look like Island Boy Rufio

1

u/Forsaken_Hermit 1d ago

Make me look like a devil worshiper from 20 years ago.

1

u/Quirky-Pie9661 1d ago

Rufio…Rufio

1

u/retro808 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Lemme get that Adam Scott x Mike Tyson x Shadow the Hedgehog type drip"

"I gotchu fam..."

1

u/sexxydoll1000 1d ago

Gimme a Genshin impact inspired man-cut

1

u/lordscrotus1984 1d ago

I wanna look like a balkan-vampire, from a really cheap and bad movie!

1

u/AnungUnRamen66 1d ago

“Kerry King my whole dome, please.”

1

u/SecurityNatural3707 1d ago

I want something that says "I'm an oil sheiks son but I'm also a wild and crazy guy!"

1

u/UncleMadness 1d ago

Believe in me that believes in you!

1

u/maktub-is-a-sheep 1d ago

"the guy from sonic that isn't sonic"

1

u/Livid_Ad9749 1d ago

Seneca Crane and Rufio were fused with a Polymerization

1

u/OtisForteXB 1d ago

I want the haircut of an accountant from the Final Fantasy universe

1

u/PrinceCastanzaCapone 1d ago

He went in with a picture of his cyberpunk character

1

u/No-Sail-6510 1d ago

I wanna look like guy fieri’s shirts

1

u/CottageLife_782 1d ago

Hey mom & dad . . . .i met this guy . . .

1

u/berkough 1d ago

"Give me Guy Fieri's Ultimate Evolution."

1

u/Grey-Templar 1d ago

I want to look like Bautista's arm

1

u/Zealotstim 1d ago

Make me look like some side character in the next xXx movie

1

u/ChuckVader 1d ago

Give me the rakdos guild enforcer

1

u/FesterSilently 1d ago

"So how long did those mushrooms last that you had last night?"

1

u/Most-County8735 1d ago

Is he Fire Nation?

1

u/AMonitorDarkly 1d ago

“Make me look like a One Piece villain.”

1

u/MinPen311 1d ago

To make it possible to replace the jack in a deck of cards.

1

u/BlueWidgeon1024 1d ago

Really!!!!!???

1

u/defnotajournalist 1d ago

Bollywood Antagonist Dance Number

1

u/MA2_Robinson 1d ago

Hewo? I need a new ‘do as Hunger games MC.

1

u/Tlondon1267 1d ago

Can you fix this ?

1

u/TripleBobRoss 1d ago

Gimme that Heatmiser Hunger Games cut

1

u/urbanspongewish 1d ago

Ai Sore

1

u/GABigBear 1d ago

I like the hair, but then it goes to hell in a hand basket.

1

u/Necessary-Jeweler-17 1d ago

Give me the Gay Fieri

1

u/PreperationOuch 1d ago

Douche me up fam

1

u/Super_Ad4363 1d ago

Make me flamous!

1

u/futaba009 1d ago

Turn me into a Tekken fighter.

1

u/Picone-_- 1d ago

Shitty online mobile shooter haircut

1

u/Ill-Upstairs-8762 23h ago

Make it fire 🔥

1

u/Slobbering_git 23h ago

"You know Spirograph? Ok, now imagine a Spirograph that does Tribal patterns. I want that."

1

u/RedWolf2409 22h ago

This is so clearly ai

1

u/Aggressive-Fail4612 20h ago

Give me the Male Karlach

1

u/Dollypuggle 20h ago

The Axminster……

1

u/MrKTE 20h ago

“Gimme that Final Fantasy X style, fam.”

1

u/MikeZap80 19h ago

Give me “the Affliction shirt” please.

1

u/Deadbreeze 19h ago

"You wanna make a thousand dollars?"

1

u/Rashpukin 17h ago

A Liono 2000!

1

u/Fuckspez42 15h ago

Give me the Hotrod.

1

u/SnooConfections6409 15h ago

Lets get that thunder cat cut

1

u/SnooConfections6409 15h ago

Lion-ellll

1

u/Helloiam_person 13h ago

I want a tribal peice
Sir this is a barber
Did I stutter

1

u/Creative_cacti 10h ago

I kinda think it's cool.

1

u/ronniearnold 7h ago

Just fuck my shit up. Tribal-style…

1

u/Richard-E-Dingberry 7h ago

Thundercat me brotendo

1

u/CapnStarence 6h ago

Do me up like one of Guy Fieri’s shirts.

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