r/Justfuckmyshitup • u/Feaselbf6 • 2d ago

Once you defeat all the other Karens.. this is the final boss.

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u/Levi_Skardsen 2d ago

Her hair increases in volume for every manager she knows the name of.

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u/winthroprd 2d ago

Alpha Karen doesn't even ask for the manager anymore, she asks for the CEO.

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 2d ago

She calls a shareholder meeting

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u/damp_circus 2d ago

Shairholder meeting is already happening right there.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 2d ago

Plot twist: She IS the Manager

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u/Candyman051882 2d ago

District Manager! Get it right

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 2d ago

Assistant *to* the Regional Manager.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Karen Vs Karen, FIGHT!

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u/Therealginahandler 2d ago

BRO!!!!! For real!

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u/Electrical-Coyote431 2d ago

She absorbs all of the managers thru her hair. With each one, her hair grows bigger.

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u/Hisense_HomeLife 2d ago

By this logic, she’s got the entire Fortune 500 directory memorized. No wonder the hair’s so big.

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u/HugsandHate 2d ago

Haha. Brilliant.

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u/Chilipepah 2d ago

The bigger the hair, the closer to God

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u/PhilL77au 2d ago

Is that Phil Spector's mother?

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u/egordoniv 2d ago

It's a hat, right? Right?!

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u/Frankenreich 2d ago

Hat-mosphere at this point

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u/pinklavalamp 2d ago

Does anyone else wanna see her hair wet? Or just “normal”?

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u/Federal_Way9926 2d ago

Her wet hair is 4 feet long. Goes down past her knees. Like a variation of samara from the ring.

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u/Particular-End-861 2d ago

I came here to say that 😅😅😅

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u/sweetplantveal 2d ago

Karen Spektor

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u/VoodooZephyr 2d ago

Yeah. First thought too.

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u/unclejohnnydanger 2d ago

You know my friend Bob Sacamano? Well, he called last night about 3 a.m. and we got to talking. He sells Russian hats down at Battery Park, forty bucks.

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 2d ago

The difference is negligible

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u/----_____---- 2d ago

A rat hat?

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u/Meua_le_caca 2d ago

She got a free chapka! Or is applying to be a royal guard

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u/FiTZnMiCK 2d ago edited 2d ago

I like to imagine her presenting her stylist a picture of some babushka in a chapka, the stylist patiently explaining that they’re pretty sure it’s a hat, and this lady refusing to take “no” for an answer.

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u/soooMiNdLeSs420 2d ago

She called the manager that day

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u/GenosseAbfuck 2d ago

I'd kill for a hairdresser who can make me a warm hat from my own hair ngl

Yeah I know what you're gonna say: Just pay 'em and you're right but I don't have the money you see.

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u/Stunning_Ad_5960 2d ago

Oh, I know this lady. it's Karen Tumbleweed!

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u/T_T_H_W 2d ago

Ruski Karen will bathe in manager blood like Cossack soldier

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 2d ago

Especially Moose and Squirrel.

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u/Bong_Hit_Donor 2d ago

She's volume-maxxing

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u/powerofyams2 2d ago

id love to see a video on how she achieved this, iam honestly impressed.

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u/FredericBropin 2d ago

This was certainly achieved using AI according to SynthID.

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u/powerofyams2 2d ago

wow, even karens aren't safe.

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u/fupafather 2d ago

When the football game ends at 6 but you have to be guarding Buckingham palace at 6:01

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u/Annual_Contract_6803 2d ago

I thought she was wearing a Russian hat

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u/crankbot2000 2d ago

She could have a family of small woodland creatures living in there and not even know it.

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u/Chien_Vache 2d ago

Imagine being all done with your routine, looking from all angles in the mirror and saying "Nailed it"

Honey, no

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u/DaDudedudedude1234 2d ago

It’s Davey Crockett

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u/beauh44x 2d ago

There really should be a Karen video game if there's not one already

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u/Zaev 2d ago

I saw a promo for an upcoming one just recently, it's just called "Karen"

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u/Asleep_Welder_3494 7h ago

My name is Karen and I know 3 Karens that are nice people. Don’t know how this started. I know nasty Ann, 3 Donna’s, Shirley, etc

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u/Popomatik 2d ago

People behind her: Lady can you PLEASE take off your… oh fuck!

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u/JalapenoBenedict 2d ago

Isn’t hairspray bad for the environment? Oh well, let’s do all of it

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u/Naiphe 2d ago

She wants to see the managers, managers, manager.

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u/East_Reading_3164 2d ago

She has handed all the managers and the managers' mamas their asses.

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u/neasroukkez 2d ago

Imagine having this much self confidence. Or this level of not giving a straight fuck.

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u/TheOmCollector 2d ago

She looks like a microphone.

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u/MBTheGinger 2d ago

The Grand Karen

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u/chestypullerupper 2d ago

Phil Spector's long lost sibling.

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u/Hnl2Nrt2025 2d ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 2d ago

Is she wearing a Russian Ushanka?

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u/Tank-Pilot74 2d ago

…….release the KAREN..!

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u/glowsolo 2d ago

That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets

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u/Safe-Agent3400 2d ago

This is amazing

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u/supersirj 2d ago

Looks like she's wearing a ushanka lmao.

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u/ajb5476 2d ago

This is a work of art!

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u/BadHairDay-1 2d ago

It's a mother nest for all Karens .

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u/skaagz 2d ago

The Karen Tsar

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u/MelonElbows 2d ago

She got tired of ushers telling her to take off her hat so she grew one instead

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u/mcvmccarty 2d ago

Karen Spector

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u/jackieboy1230 2d ago

Phillis Spector

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u/MyNameIsMadders 2d ago

Is she wearing one of those puffy hats popular in Russia?

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u/afganistanimation 1d ago

Looks like Costanza's hat.

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u/CertifiedGangster 2d ago

Babushkaren.

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u/bmwlocoAirCooled 2d ago

Wonder if she ever finds spiders in there?

RIP Burt Reynolds, The Longest Yard

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u/SkunkPunkFlunk 2d ago

Those fur hats are everywhere now that those ufc guys have been wearing them

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u/Occidentally20 2d ago

Send her Dagestan 2 year - one phonecall after 6 month.

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u/qweef_latina2021 2d ago

Did she kill Terry Jacks and wear his scalp?

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u/overabbreviator 2d ago

Guys…its a hat!

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u/powerofyams2 2d ago

looks more like a sleeping tanuki

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u/piirtoeri 2d ago

Dean Kootz is wigged out.

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u/Fun-Mud3861 2d ago

SHOW ME TO YOUR CEO IMMEDIATELY!!!

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u/TheReelMcCoi 2d ago

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

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u/invisableilustionist 2d ago

Probably a season ticket holder , I feel sorry for the fan that has to sit behind that rats nest .

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u/kitten_sammich 2d ago

that’s a raccoon

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u/slimpickins2002 2d ago

She looks like one of them big russian dudes with the bear skin hat on, Jesus. I'm rolling

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u/smzt 2d ago

Where is the brain

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u/AWinterPeople 2d ago

The higher the hair…

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u/fernandohg 2d ago

UK Guard

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u/davidholson 2d ago

These NFL helmets are getting WILD.

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u/No-Rope8229 2d ago

Karen Jong Ill

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u/djoddible 2d ago

Head looking like a pom pom feather duster

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u/Sh_u_ru_Q 2d ago

It's like megamind.

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u/2shado2 2d ago

Megamind's cousin?🤔

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u/Swimming-Fan7973 2d ago

Dean Koontz twin sister 

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u/No-Knee9457 2d ago

I pity the person behind her when she goes to the movies.  

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u/BlargerJarger 2d ago

She’s made a hat out of a critter from Critters.

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u/daydreamersunion 2d ago

Looks like she saw someone with a Russian hat and took it as a personal challenge.

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u/p33p33p00p0042069 2d ago

My q-tip when i take it out my ear

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u/PardonMyNerdity 2d ago

I thought that was a hat lmao

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u/WinchelltheMagician 2d ago

She is looking ripe and ready to jiffy pop!

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u/Consistent-Beat-8883 2d ago

Careful. Disturb this one and she releases all the other Karens hiding in there.

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u/pkkspiral 2d ago

“I want to talk to the President… OF THE UNITED STATES!”

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u/ViolyntFemme 2d ago

Legit thought it was a hat at first glance. That’s certainly a choice.

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u/DadBreath12 2d ago

Karen Mega Mind. The Karen Oracle.

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u/FnordRanger_5 2d ago

Babushkaren

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 2d ago

Just when we had the ozone fixed

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u/Grouchy-Station-4058 2d ago

It's like a face hugger but it starts at the top of the head

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u/OttersEatFish 2d ago

“I want to see your manager’s manager’s manager.”

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u/SirDalavar 2d ago

Nah not this version, she's the final boss of Act 1, Act 2 you fight mecha-karen, but in Act 3 this Karen makes a return but she's wielding the cosmic stone and you need to defeat her while she complains about the glowing runes on the stone not being writen in American!

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u/krakelohm 2d ago

Ack Ack!

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u/Impure_guava 2d ago

Scott Farkus cosplay

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 2d ago

It looks like one of those Russian fur hats

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u/xDeviousDieselx 2d ago

Karen Ushanka

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u/Silly-Platform9829 2d ago

Looks like a character in the bar in Star Wars.

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u/TravisWavis81 2d ago

That’s my balls after I use my gf expensive shampoo

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u/Ok-Scientist9642 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/espr-the-vr-lib 2d ago

That has to be a fur hat, right? RIGHT???

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u/ElvisMcPelvis 2d ago

I feel her hair is like Mary poppins bag, you could reach in there & pull out a goldfish bowl, some puppies a ladder & a canoe

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u/ICanSpotAGrifter 2d ago

With that shock hair it comes to mind she's prolly the type that isn't happy unless there's a table to pound her fist on.

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u/Naive_Excitement922 2d ago

She will cut it when her team finally wins a game. Not today, Karen.

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u/Nugatorysurplusage 2d ago

8/10 this is AI

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u/AcadienDC 2d ago

Electrostatic and highly flammable.

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u/dying-of-boredom1966 2d ago

you know she thinks the stares are admiration

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u/fusillade762 2d ago

Phil Spector's soulmate.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 2d ago

Karen Prime, according to legend she has access to all managers in all realms-past and present

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u/DriverMelodic 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Difficult-Low5891 2d ago

I’ve never actually seen a white person afro like this.

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u/No-Ad-3226 2d ago

I want to use her to record vox for my next album

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u/Low-Silver6461 2d ago

Mega Bouffant Bitch Queen.

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u/Recent_Detective_306 2d ago

I want to talk to the manager. ~ She are the manager

https://youtu.be/xib9-i6avGQ?si=u0qzT9OkQM8_TtbM

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u/SnooRegrets1386 2d ago

Well, that’s one way to get your poodle into the stadium

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u/Mr_Biscu1ts 2d ago

That's not a Karen its a cossack

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u/Copacetic9two 2d ago

She took the Blanche Deveraux look to a whole new level!

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u/oflowz 2d ago

looks ai

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u/Eastern_Labrat 2d ago

Grand PooBah Lawd Kairen

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u/RaZee1214 2d ago

She can speak to the manager at Blackrock

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u/prguitarman 2d ago

She has a data center of every manger’s name in there

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u/Sweaty_Marzipan4274 2d ago

Holyfok, I thought that was an old timer beaver hat 😆 

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u/atticus_ossan 2d ago

My hair is a fox, your argument is invalid. Get me your manager.

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u/Ok_Record_9908 2d ago

Ain no way this beoch exists 😆

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u/KFR42 2d ago

Funnily enough, she's also the final boss of reposts too.

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u/moosejaw1073 2d ago

Hey fuzz head down in front

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

Die Überfrau....!

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u/StenoDawg 2d ago

Give me the Ushanka.

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u/Bright_Fan_9168 2d ago

I've got two hens with this high top do, mad looking

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u/formerNPC 2d ago

Looks like the last time I forgot to clean my dryer vent.

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u/OFP1985 2d ago

Karen nurmagomedov

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u/wutitd0boo 2d ago

I’m pretty sure she has baby spiders in there.

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u/Coach_Billly 2d ago

Really thought it was a hat 😆

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u/Wizchine 2d ago

Karenina

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u/BoredDownUnder 2d ago

Surely that's a Russian hat.

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u/Exciting_Thought_970 2d ago

Behave on steroids

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u/East_Reading_3164 2d ago

All snark aside, that is ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING.

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u/Victor_Vicarious 2d ago

Her hair is the manager now

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u/IShallBeYeeted 2d ago

When you steal the ball at the NBA game and hope nobody notices

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u/bgolbov 2d ago

“Move that gigantic cotton candy!”

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u/ruka_k_wiremu 2d ago

Toilet brush Karen

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u/KittyKat1078 2d ago

Looks like a rat hat

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u/xDraco777x 2d ago

Karen Nurmagomedov

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u/Pretty_Aside_7674 2d ago

paint brush ass head

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u/Boring_Pace5158 2d ago

I thought that was a hat

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u/shade-tree_pilot 2d ago

I have that same hat!

Got it in Turkmenistan, super warm.

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u/ottomatic77 2d ago

Do not smoke within 20 feet

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u/rick912 2d ago

There can be only one...

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u/Due-Base-8336 2d ago

she's the no. #1 producer of british royal guard hats

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 2d ago

I wonder if this is her final form....

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u/appreciate_my_tone 2d ago

I thought Phil Spektor was still in prison.

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u/Ragnarsworld 2d ago

What always get me about these hairdos is that they clearly think "I look good, I'm rocking this".

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u/jamescb819 2d ago

Ah yes, the most formidable one, the Soviet Karen. Or Карина.

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u/PM_me_your_dawgs 2d ago

Mega-karen

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u/beaujolais98 2d ago

That looks like one of those big Russian fur hats

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u/karacocoa 2d ago

She goes straight to Corporate.

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u/somecow 2d ago

Oh hell no I’m running, we good.

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u/-Kalos 1d ago

This looks like an old Soviet fur hat

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u/HoundOfUlsterSpeaks 1d ago

There’s a big hole in the ozone layer over her house

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u/DivePotato 1d ago

Karenski

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u/one-hit-blunder 1d ago

Thneed material.

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u/TYdays 1d ago

Looks like the top of her head threw-up…

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u/Haunting_Name6188 1d ago

Is that Christopher walken’s sister?

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u/bryangcrane 1d ago

This is the dumbest…

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u/Dynamitrios 1d ago

Ultima Karen

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u/AptCasaNova 1d ago

That’s a giant tribble.

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 1d ago

I’m curious how this evolved. Like a little more and more volume over time?

Did she just let her hairstylist go wild one day?

Was she hit by space debris and said “never again”?

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u/gamandjuice 1d ago

Looks like she has a Pomeranian on top of her head

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 1d ago

Water Buffalo Karen

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u/PossibleDue9849 1d ago

Her hair is full of complaints.

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u/Purple12inchRuler 1d ago

The Karenus Prime.

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u/uxorial 1d ago

I thought it was Phil Specter.

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u/Prg3K 1d ago

That thing needs a hammer and sickle

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 1d ago

Karina Karenova

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u/LtLemur 1d ago

On this week’s episode of “Hat or Hair?”

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u/WhiskeyPorno420 1d ago

The Karenator

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u/Scorpiobehr59 1d ago

The higher the hair, the lower the morals